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August 02, 2005

How BBeck Spent Her Weekend

This looks like something I've linked before, but it seems a little different. It's re-edited, and there are special effects in it, including, yes, a LIGHTNING BOLT! and what looks to be some sort of "curing spell."

And a beholder.

And crunchy heavy-metal music.

It's one thing to do this with your free time, but is really wise to keep videotaped evidence of these scandals?

Thanks to See Dubya.

And, since I'm relinking old stuff on the D&D tip that I think I linked a while ago, here's Patton Oswald in an episode of Reno 9-11 explaining why he shot his friend with an actual crossbow bolt while playing Dungeons & Dragons.

Okay, he says the arrow was "enchanted with a Magic Missile spell," which is a mistake, because Magic Missile just shoots a little blob of energy; you don't cast it on an arrow. I point this out not to say "Hah, hah, you got it wrong," but rather to suggest they knew this but deliberately got it wrong so they could pretend they don't know the game that well.

See, I sometimes do that too.

Thanks to Gregory for that.

One More Great Old One: A Jack Chick parody about Lord Cthulhu-- "Who Will Be Eatan First? (Zip file.)

Great Old One. Cthulhu. Come on, give it up. I'm a geek Oscar Wilde.

Thanks to Evan.


posted by Ace at 05:16 PM
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That's almost as freaky as clown sex. I suppose bbeck is into that as well.

Posted by: compos mentis on August 2, 2005 05:38 PM

Slipping a few real edged weapons into the mix would result in:

  1. An instant increase in the quality of the gene pool
  2. A particularly amusing episode of CSI
  3. Dorkburger
  4. All of the above

Posted by: apotheosis on August 2, 2005 05:53 PM

I'm at a complete loss for words...

Posted by: tony on August 2, 2005 05:59 PM

Ace, you're making me all sweaty.

Work in Nyarlthotep, and I might just have to do you like a Viking.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on August 2, 2005 06:18 PM

I actually had a LARP manual when it was in its infancy, back in my high-school days. It had the odor of a good idea, but it didn't take long to figure out it's just that--a distinctive smell.

It combines the worst parts of SCA--really crappy costumes and weapons--with the worst parts of D&D--keeping track of spells and hitpoints and talking in bad English accents with people you wouldn't share a locker with.

There's little surprise that it never caught on except among the unbreedables.

Posted by: rho on August 2, 2005 06:19 PM

Ace..with all the reposts you might as well add the Beatallica ode ("The Thing That Would Not Let It Be") to Cthulhu as well.

Rock on.

Posted by: Jack M. on August 2, 2005 06:22 PM

Ace? Hello Ace?

You can stop confusing me and the SCA with LARPers ANY...F***ING...TIME...NOW.

We've had this discussion before.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 2, 2005 07:35 PM

Awesome.

That pegged the needle on the unintended comedy-ometer.

The best moment of irony was the end, after the fight with the Kool-aid mascot/beholder, while standing under someone's mom's Christmas lights, panning over to some guy the Chess Club used to pants. One of the actors says (in all seriousness):

"COOL!"

Posted by: Ayes of Death David on August 2, 2005 08:52 PM

I love that BBeck is so insistent on the distinction between LARPing and SCAing.

Meet the old dork, same as the new dork.

Posted by: ace on August 2, 2005 09:24 PM

I love that BBeck is so insistent on the distinction between LARPing and SCAing.

Priceless. Almost like the Trekkies who get really annoyed when you call them "Trekkies," insisting that you instead refer to them as "Trekkers."

Posted by: Alex on August 2, 2005 09:27 PM

What's that scritching sound I hear in the walls?

Posted by: Dave in Tejas on August 2, 2005 10:19 PM

Unbelievably geeky, but ya know what? I betcha they had a blast doing it.

Posted by: Enas Yorl on August 2, 2005 10:27 PM

I love that BBeck is so insistent on the distinction between LARPing and SCAing.

Ace, I just expect you to have a little more veracity than that. Not MUCH, mind you, but a little. Or do you really not GET the differences?

Meet the old dork, same as the new dork.

Shoot, Ace, if you're going to start blurring lines this badly, count yourself in, fellow dork, because you've played DnD, the Lazy Man's LARPing. Meet the old dork, same as new dork, indeed!

Almost like the Trekkies who get really annoyed when you call them "Trekkies," insisting that you instead refer to them as "Trekkers."

Heh, Alex, Trekkies and Trekkers ARE the same. And they're fun to taunt.

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 3, 2005 01:06 AM

I do see a difference... but it's about the same difference between D&D and GURPs.

Okay, SCA is, um, a competition of some sort. But it's still... come on, it's dorky.

You've got a little dork in you.

Would you like a little more?

Sorry, old joke, had to use it.

Posted by: ace on August 3, 2005 01:39 AM

"I'm tiny! I'll go in!"

What? Just quoting the video, folks.

Posted by: See-Dub on August 3, 2005 01:43 AM

LOL@Ace.

...but it's about the same difference between D&D and GURPs.

Er, no. It's the difference between playing in a fantasy world and duplicating history. That's more than just a difference between gaming systems.

Okay, SCA is, um, a competition of some sort.

Gee whiz, Ace, I REALLY need to take you to an event. It's a LOT more than that.

But it's still... come on, it's dorky.

Oh no doubt! I embrace my Inner Dork (have you seen what "normal" people are like?), just call me one for the right reasons. That's all I ask. :)

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 3, 2005 01:49 AM

I embrace my Inner Dork
Kegels are the best.

Posted by: apotheosis on August 3, 2005 10:15 AM

Holy...(falls off chair laughing).
Thanks! I thought I was a dork, but that just opened up whole levels of dorkitude I never imagined existed!

Posted by: Mikey on August 3, 2005 12:49 PM

Kegels are the best.

Now that's just DIRTY. :)

Later,
bbeck

Posted by: bbeck on August 3, 2005 02:32 PM

ACE - When you ran from the cops, you should've said: I'm wearing boots of escape impervious to 9mm and .40 cal bullets.

Posted by: 72 cartridges in a pear tree on August 3, 2005 03:30 PM

I can't believe these nerds got a couple girls to be in that trainwreck.

Seems like Deep Woods Off for girls to me.

Posted by: fugazi on August 3, 2005 04:05 PM
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