Obviously making the non-PC "cookie monster" puppets during those tender years warped you into the sad little righty Nazi that you are today.

It is not your fault of course, but rather Reagan's for not caring enough for our children to stop the Real Corporate food monsters from perverting your natural tastes for veggie burgers into something evil!

Lucky for the Children of Today that the brave PBS workers are struggling to prevent more little children being lost to the Facists....(or is the Fatists?)

XLefty

Via Drudge:
Veteran wire reporter Helen Thomas is vowing to 'kill herself' if Dick Cheney announces he is running for president.

C'mon Dick, take one for the team, eh?

I have to take issue with one of Sperry's points:

Once an Islamist suicide bomber is sitting next to you on the train, your chances of escape are slim. The only solution is for the police to stop him well before he boards your car.

I disagree. One possible "solution" involves shoving a sharp implement in said bomber's eye, and keep shoving until he stops twitching.

There may be others.

1. In 1968 Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by:
a. Superman
b. Jay Lenno
c. Harry Potter
d. Muslim male extremist between the ages of 17 and 40

The answer is neither. Sirhan Sirhan was a Christian "Palestinian". He wasn't interested in Islamism (although he was exposed to a lot of it in school), he was more into pan-Arabism. Nasser was his hero.

just the threat of cheney running for president? damn, i thought it required silver bullets or some shit like that to get rid of her.
i don't know though, this reminds me of 2000, before i knew anything about politics, and partly just voted for bush to get rid of alec baldwin. obviously that worked out for the best, but i still feel a little ripped off

but of course, the election is still a few years away. long enough for the media to forget anything they're saying now

Wait till something happens and someone sues because they didn't profile, they did search the 80 year old blue hair, but not the 23 year old Hamas dressed muslim. He got a pass.
Take out the ACLU for proecting them in the first place, go for the deep pockets.

* Joke lifted from an old friend, but he probably stole it himself, so the hell with him.

Um YEAH. He stole it from Douglas Adams.

Yes, but not the part about Jim Morrison rising from the dead. That was pure Diamond Will.

Yes, but not the part about Jim Morrison rising from the dead. That was pure Diamond Will.

Now that's just plain silly. Everyone knows that Jim Morrison is hanging out with Elvis and some nearly naked Indian...er...Native American guy on Mars. We'ld have more sightings of him, but he just doesn't like to wait in line at the Burger King in Bucksnort, TN. That, and everyone thinks he looks a lot look Val Kilmer for some reason.

*Your joke lifted from an old friend is the funniest thing I've here in ages. You should check out IOWAHAWK today. ACE brings the funny of six mortal bloggers!

I don't think Douglas Adams had a patent on the phrase "first against the wall when The Revolution comes," mostly because militant leftists really did threaten people like that back in The Day (see P.J. O'Rourke's work, way waaay back when he was still a moonbat, though a funny moonbat, for examples).

It was the Syrius Cybernetics Corp. in the book, right?

It was the Syrius Cybernetics Corp. in the book, right?

More specifically, it was the marketing execs of the Sirius Cybernetics Corp, I believe.

Right right right, for coming up with the copy "Your plastic pal who's fun to be with?"