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June 03, 2026

Pratt Summer Cafe

Ardez, Switzerland

Duckling rescue squad!

Senior dog moves better than Biden and is ten IQ points smarter. And he's rested and ready to serve.

Cat just couldn't let the last little drop go.

German shepherd checks up on the new kittens.

This German shepherd is almost as keen a reader as I am.

Kitty door.

I think maybe hummingbirds would be easier to befriend than crows. Spencer Pratt managed it easily enough.

Oh, and crow update: The crow caller does something, but I don't know what. I can't summon the crows, but I sure can get them squawking. I had about a dozen of them squawking and cawing. But I don't know if their squawking was friendly or hostile, because I don't know if the sounds I'm making are friendly or hostile. I might be saying the crow version of the n-word.

If the crows don't work out, there are other birds.

Dancing with your cow.

Beyond the looking glass.

Even penguins understand right of way. So why do humans not understand they're not supposed to block the doors of buses, subways, and buildings as people are exiting?

The best kind of date..🐕🐾😍 pic.twitter.com/cV56C7kVGc
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 2, 2026

That's the spot..🦘😅 pic.twitter.com/MBAVx4ncAw
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 3, 2026

Friend in need is a friend indeed..🐐🐴😍 pic.twitter.com/mQbeZ2279t
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 1, 2026

Most vicious fight..🐕🐾😅 pic.twitter.com/GR0mMFW3kv
— 𝕐o̴g̴ (@Yoda4ever) June 3, 2026

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Spencer Pratt managed it easily enough. Oh, and crow update: The crow caller does something, but I don't know what. I can't summon the crows, but I sure can get them squawking. I had about a dozen of them squawking and cawing. But I don't know if their squawking was friendly or hostile, because I don't know if the sounds I'm making are friendly or hostile. I might be saying the crow version of the n-word. If the crows don't work out, there are other birds. Dancing with your cow. Beyond the looking glass. Even penguins understand right of way. So why do humans not understand they're not supposed to block the doors of buses, subways, and buildings as people are exiting? 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