Wednesday Night ONT - June 3, 2026 [TRex]

Good evening Horde. The time has come for mid-week shenanigans. The bar is open.

Welcome to the Wednesday night ONT which means another edition of random overnight fun and games. Pull up a chair and join the fun. Good will offerings of amusing puns are encouraged. Pants are optional but why would you be wearing pants for the ONT? Be nice to your fellow commenters and AoS contributors. This is a Tucker, Candace, Megyn and Bill Kristol free zone. Please.

I know what you're thinking. "I've been sitting here all evening in my underwear tearing through a bag of blue ranch Doritos contemplating the mysteries of life. There's crap on television and only cat videos on the internet. If only there was a place on the interweb that was an oasis of sorts. If only there was a place where the eccentric and eclectic gathered and Truth, Justice and the American Way still led from the front. I've got Dorito crumbs everywhere and my glass is almost empty but still...if only there was some overnight thread where the irreverent and insightful blend their collective wisdom and keep vigil to ensure the flames of freedom remain lit..."

Anyway.

[Top photo: Live Free or Die. For reasons.]

For your consideration, the current(ish) price for one adult admission ticket for each of the following destinations:

National Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, NY - $35.00

Pro Football Hall of Fame in Canton, OH - $49.55

Fort Ticonderoga, Ticonderoga, NY - $30.00

Corning Museum of Glass, Corning, NY - $25.00

Shedd Aquarium, Chicago, IL - ranges from $39.95 to $43.20 depending on date

Guided tour of Cowboys Stadium, Arlington, TX - $40.00

US Space and Rocket Center, Huntsville, AL - $30.00

Meteor Crater, Winslow, Arizona - $29.00

Disneyland Resort, Anaheim, CA - from $104 to $199 depending on date

Louisville Slugger bat production factory tour, Louisvillle, KY - $24.00

Jack Daniels distillery tour, Lynchburg, TN - $35.00

Kennedy Space Center, Cape Canaveral, FL - $77.00

Mount Vernon (George Washington's home), Virginia - $30

Indianapolis Motor Speedway Museum, Speedway, IN - $25.00

National World War II Museum, New Orleans, LA - $36.00

Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee - $53 without mansion tour, $85 including mansion tour

Biltmore, Asheville, NC - from $80 to $110 depending on the date

Empire State Building top observation deck, New York, NY - $84.00

Longwood Gardens, Kennett Square, PA - $35 or $38 depending on date

Space Needle, Seattle, WA - $35.00

Boeing Factory Tour, Everett, WA - $46.00

Grand Canyon National Park, Arizona - $35 per car

USS Midway, San Diego, CA - $39.00

San Diego Zoo, San Diego, CA - $78.00

Pikes Peak, CO - $18 per adult

Monument Valley Navajo Tribal Park, Monument Valley, UT - $10 per person

Louvre Museum, Paris, France - €32.00 (appx USD$37.31)

Eiffel Tower, top platform, Paris, France - €36.70 (appx USD$42.74

Schloss Neuschwanstein, Bavaria, Germany - €23.50 (appx USD$27.41)

Mercedes-Benz Museum, Stuttgart, Germany - €16.00 (appx USD$18.56)

Buckingham Palace, London, England - £33.00 (appx USD$44.41)

Westminster Abbey, London, England - £31 (appx USD$41.72)

Tower of London, London, England - £37 (appx USD$49.80)

What's free?

National Museum of the Air Force, Dayton, OH

National Museum of the Marine Corps, Triangle, VA

National Museum of the US Army, Fort Belvoir, VA

National Naval Aviation Museum, Pensacola, FL

All Smithsonian Museums

All tours of state capitol buildings

Getty Center, Los Angeles, CA

Getty Villa, Pacific Palisades, CA

Cleveland Museum of Art, Cleveland, OH

Tillamook Creamery self-guided tour, Tillamook, Oregon

The Pittsburgh police scanner keeps giving. Thank you people of Pittsburgh!

What's this? A big ONT finish of live Triumph for the Horde?

Contrary to popular rumors, TRex is not a candidate to fill the recently vacated positions at 60 minutes. The Wednesday ONT remains free and worth every dollar you paid for it. Written correspondence can be sent to moronhobbies at protonmail dot com. Are you lurking ??

posted by Open Blogger at 10:00 PM

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