Darius I, II and III ruled Persia.

Persia, by the way, was the arch-enemy of Athens.

You've essentially mistaken Stalin for a President of the United States. Good job.

Still waiting for that Oliver Willis-Japanese fembot joke, btw.

Xerxes then. Who can keep them straight?

I sure can't.

Me, a lowly Athenien? I shall crush you as the Spartans at Thermopylae.

Shame on you, Ace.

Me, a lowly Athenien? I shall crush you as the Spartans at Thermopylae.

Whatever, Xerxes. An army of 120,000 retards could have defeated that picket of 300 man-touchers faster than you.

Oh, and your navy fought like pansies at Salamis, bitch.

Yeah, ok, I screwed the pooch on those.

Of course, it looks like they could have had him earlier but refused a US request to have him arrested while he was in South Africa CNN link. I'm sure the left will say it's really our fault, that but for Guantanamo Bay or Abu Ghraib or whatever, the British Government would have agreed to arrest him earlier. More here at ThoughtsOnline

Just want y'all to know that no matter which side wins, Athens is gonna blow it all up in less than a century.

Which is just one more reason why you never trust democrats with national defense.

Never fear, I shall come to Athens defense.

Athenians are chumps.

Everyone knows that Darius is the King of the Blowfish.

Darius was the Persian Emperor defeated by Alexander the Great which is (clears throat) an example of the 2000 years of war along the fault line between the East and the West running from the Bosporus down along the Euphrates to the Persian Gulf.

It is now time for the West to repeat the triumphs of Alexander and reclaim Constantinople, Antioch and Alexandria from the nomad sand naxis.

We've come for the women!

Holy shit, this comments section is like nerd camp.

'Takes one to know one.

Hey Bill, you know a hoplites second favorite activity? Bend over.

I think it's HILARIOUS. Uh oh :)

(rhythm: anapests; or, if you wanna look at it that way, iambic hexameter)

The feeble-minds who fill the board with taunts historical/

Would be more usefully employed behind a glory hole/

It's true that Athens fucked it up, the mob just got too greedy/

But still all good conservatives must not neglect the needy.

Fa fa faaaa.

Pardon me. That's octameter catalectic, not hexameter.

My man Pericles had that illegal alien problem licked. Malkin would be all over him.

Hyperbolus BETRAYED Athens!

This is a DISASTER for our city!!!

I went to nerd camp. Trust me, this is better.

For one thing, we can't smell each other.

Hey, Lycurgas, you're mom's a Messenian helot.

Got a problem with that? You can have your butt-boy Cleombrotus meet me outside Leuctra after school to settle it.

This is probably the funniest comments section I have ever read. thanks for making my day.