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CommentsJuly 28, 2005
Reviews of "International Male" Fashion CatalogueFunnier than you'd guess. It's fashion advice that speaks to me.
Dr. Thorpe: This guy sweats champagne. Zack: This is what MTV would look like if Mozart had written a piano concerto about spinnaz. You can check out the actual International Male catalogue here. It's sort of Vin Diesel in XXX meets an old Scritti Politti video. Thanks again to posted by Ace at 03:24 PM Good to see you finally revealed your secret identity. Posted by: Silk on July 28, 2005 03:31 PM
Condi's black trenchcoat is in that catalog, here Posted by: Rob@L&R on July 28, 2005 03:38 PM
He looks like he got caught playing dress-up in Liberace's closet. Posted by: apotheosis on July 28, 2005 03:43 PM
I once got this catalogue in my mailbox. I'm not sure what they were thinking because I am neither gay nor European. Posted by: Cole from Conservatee on July 28, 2005 03:56 PM
I'm going to have to ask you to remove my picture from your blog immediately! [Before you homophobes get cranked up, I *had* to wear the coat, its part of the job] Posted by: BrewFan on July 28, 2005 04:08 PM
ACE, that's way too gay Posted by: TESH on July 28, 2005 04:18 PM
It would almost be worth ass-raping this guy if you could use the coat to clean your junk up after. Posted by: spongeworthy on July 28, 2005 04:42 PM
Although somethingawful.com is semi-liberal, they are indeed funny when they don't hold back. Posted by: Greg on July 28, 2005 05:05 PM
That long center-part-combover-to-hide-his-receding-hairline is on its last legs. I've been doing it for years and this guy's receding hairline is a good bit more advanced than mine. Coming up, the Next Stop will be the bald clippers. Posted by: PLUG UGLY on July 28, 2005 06:08 PM
I'm lookin' and lookin', but I can't find a Batman suit with robin's-egg-blue lace trim. *Sigh* Posted by: Michael on July 28, 2005 07:00 PM
this made me laugh til I cried "Dr. Thorpe: Jesus, the crotch of those pants looks way too complicated. It looks like an H.R. Geiger painting, with all those useless tubes and gears and stuff. Zack: If you look close enough you can see a dead baby falling out of a giant mechanical ass." Posted by: Knemon on July 28, 2005 07:07 PM
"Thanks again to posted by Ace" ???? Posted by: max on July 28, 2005 08:45 PM
Damn that is funny. Posted by: lauraw on July 28, 2005 11:04 PM
Umm. You know International Male is a gay man's catalog, right? Posted by: daisy on July 31, 2005 09:56 PM
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