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Joe Biden's Childhood Stutter Crashes Doctor Jill's Book Promotion to Ask Her How Much She Loves HimThe childhood stutter flares up from time to time, resulting in dementia. Former President Joe Biden crashed his wife Jill's debut book talk Tuesday, stealing her spotlight to bizarrely ask the former first lady whom she loves the most in a cringe-inducing moment before aides could cut him off. Christmas, this is embarrassing.
Her vagina goes "vroom, vroom." You should hear it.
Thanks to beckster. Is this dementia? Maybe, maybe not. Biden has always been an incredible jackass. He believes he's a charming raconteur and keen Irish wit. He babbles on about Corn Pop and his days as an All-American Football Hero and thinks the audience is rapt. He's always been a subnormal-IQ buffoon. So this isn't new. He thinks he's really accomplishing something here. And he would have thought the same thing 40 years ago. As a self-conscious person, I cannot even imagine the incredible freedom of a being such a colossal boor completely lacking in self-awareness, self-scrutiny, shame, or embarrassment. Alex Thompson @AlexThomp I'm sure the Democrats will love that.
Question: What percentage of the Democrat Party do you believe is praying to their Dark Lord Satan for Joe Biden's speedy demise? You know, Democrats may hate the Bidens' continued insistence on being feted, but Democrats also PROMISED Joe Biden that if he withdrew from the race he's be feted by the party for eternity as the Man Who Loved Democracy So Much He Sacrificed Himself to Save It. How do they reconcile that? Oh right -- they were lying. Of course. I guess that wasn't such a puzzler, was it? No Ace of Spades Klue Krew points for me. | Recent Comments
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