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July 26, 2005

"A Devil's Choice"

Confederate Yankee writes "Jihad for Dummies," and tries to explain why, as tragically as it turned out, the London cops made the right decision to shoot the (incorrectly identified terrorist suspect) under very difficult circumstances.

And, of course, having only a second or two at most to make this decision.

You can criticize cops, but you can't knock them for failing to be omniscent.

Only one person who ever walked the earth was omniscent and all wise, and of course that person was Hillary! Rodham.

She makes the sun rise and the flowers bloom. She also, in her infinite wisdom, created pantsuits, and gave this gift, Prometheus-like, to the races of man.


posted by Ace at 02:31 PM
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But God talks to bush, isn't that more than enough to scare Hillary?

Posted by: jeff on July 26, 2005 02:44 PM

Hillary is friend to all children!

Posted by: apotheosis on July 26, 2005 03:17 PM

With our blood, with our sould, we will defend you Hillary! Rodham!

Posted by: Rocketeer on July 26, 2005 04:06 PM

Funny! Great post.

Posted by: Malebranche on July 26, 2005 04:22 PM

What is so hard about understanding the fact that if you run from the cops, they may shoot you? It was tragic, and unfortunate, but shit happens.

Posted by: Gun-Toting Liberal on July 26, 2005 04:51 PM

A classical Prometheus reference!

You rock, dude. Totally, fer sure. Prometheus gave us, what, beer, wasn't it?

Posted by: drc on July 26, 2005 05:01 PM

Well, not just running away from cops,

But in a place that is arguably more alert notched up than the Sunni triangle, wearing suspicious lookin clothes, running away from a cop who's yelling at you.

I've traveled overseas. Been places where I didn't speak the language. If a cop started yelling at me, and I didn't understand a goddam word he was saying, I would do everything in my power to make him understand I am no threat, and I'm gonna do EXACTLY what he tells me, just as soon as I figure out what it is!

Posted by: Dave in Texas on July 26, 2005 05:23 PM

Yea verily, Hillary gave us implausible deniability: what man can not now smile at his woman and boldly claim, "Bill did, but did not; I did, but did not."

Hillary did not seek to deceive us with cookies; Hillary doth not bake. Hillary giveth, and Hillary taketh away.

Hillary giveth good student government, squirrel-cheeks, a myriad of unsatisfactory hairstyles; Hillary giveth subtle political triangulation.

Yea, Hillary, whose ways are mysterious and whose foes are legion; she suffereth them not.

Posted by: railwriter on July 26, 2005 06:01 PM

Gun-Toting Liberal had it right:

It was tragic, and unfortunate, but shit happens.

Posted by: Gun-Toting Conservative on July 26, 2005 06:33 PM

When you fight a defensive war and treat counter-terrorism as a policing activity, who suffers? The people suffer, as their daily lives and commerce are disrupted by bag searches, their privacy is invaded by "security" cameras, and their heads are invaded by cops' bullets. That poor Brazilian immigrant had to die so we could be nice to the Saudi Wahhabis who funded the mosques that recruited the terrorists for whom the police mistook him. Those who think that man's death is all in a day's work in the War on Terror are thinking just a shade less pacifistically than the bien pensant intellectuals who insist the war is all in our heads.

Arafel

Posted by: Arafel on July 26, 2005 07:06 PM

To be fair to the Brazilian, the cops were plain-clothes. If they didn't identify themselves clearly (I'm not saying that happened, I'm only saying if), or if he didn't understand them, I can't blame him for running from the men brandishing automatic weapons.

Posted by: jic on July 26, 2005 09:03 PM

Just to clarify: Assuming the cops did identify themselves properly, I think they did the right thing in difficult circumstances. Shit happens.

Posted by: jic on July 26, 2005 09:15 PM

jeff, no, cuz the other guy talks to Hillary.

;-)

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on July 26, 2005 11:00 PM

Prometheus gave us fire, and thereby, cooking.

*Dionysus* gave us beer.

Well, wine.

The ancient greeks didn't drink beer.

Posted by: Knemon on July 26, 2005 11:03 PM

railwriter,
Let's not forget that Hillary! also gave us pantsuits! Imagine how horrid the world would be without those pantsuits!

Posted by: azlibertarian on July 26, 2005 11:34 PM

Wait a minute. The ancient Greeks drank wine but not beer?

That explains a lot. Especially the tot-buggery. Remember that the next time the waiter suggests the Pinot. He's probably wanting to bugger you or your kids or something.

Posted by: spongeworthy on July 27, 2005 08:55 AM

I've traveled overseas. Been places where I didn't speak the language. If a cop started yelling at me, and I didn't understand a goddam word he was saying, I would do everything in my power to make him understand I am no threat, and I'm gonna do EXACTLY what he tells me, just as soon as I figure out what it is!

Yup. When we visited Russia one summer, we were stopped by customs and they weren't going to let us in the country with our luggage and some medical supplies we were taking in.

It was pretty easy to figure out what they wanted, despite our terrible Russian. $200 cash, American, got us through customs with no questions asked.

Posted by: Slublog on July 27, 2005 10:43 AM

If a suspect draws a gun and appears to endanger a bystander, the police are justified in shooting the suspect, even if it later turns out the gun was not loaded and the actions were not as they appeared.

The Brazilian was a suspect that appeared to have the characterists of a bomber and endangering bystanders. In context of recent events he was simply a victim of his own stupidity and the elevated threat level.

Posted by: boris on July 27, 2005 11:23 AM

A Song for Hillary

The whole world will be dancing in the street when Hillary Rodham Clinton
takes her Senate seat.
No carpetbagger is she; she's a human Statue of Liberty.

Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!

We're so glad for the joy that she will bring.
We can always count on her to do the right thing.
She's faithful and honest, too.
Thank God she's happened to me and you.

Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!

No matter what the voices of deception say,
Vote Hillary Clinton on Election Day.
No matter the problems, big or small, she will tackle and solve them all.
The whole world will be dancing in the street when Hillary Rodham Clinton
takes her Senate seat.
No carpetbagger is she; she's a human Statue of Liberty.

Hillary, Hillary, Hillary!

~ from a leaflet handed out by Hillary operatives outside her birthday bash at the Roseland ballroom

*This is no ordinary campaign ditty. It more closely resembles the sort of totalitarian anthem that the Young Pioneers used to chant while strewing roses at Stalin’s feet.*

From:
A Dispatch from Occupied New York
By Richard Poe
FrontPageMagazine.com | November 9, 2000

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