Hey! New visitors!

On my first visit here, I learned that the guys get shirts. And than played the hell out of that clip.

Last May, after staying up all night with extracurriculars, packing my stuff, keeping a much younger girlfriend calm as we moved into the first place that was "ours", and then moving on an absolutely gorgeous Hudson Valley day, finishing with beers and pizza (a good 36 hours, without Vinnie Falcone riding my ass), the lovely and alluring K. turns to me and says:

"When I move, I slice like a fucking hammer."

I haven't been disappointed since.

Unfortunately the referenced file "000485.html" is no longer available at allahpundit.com... nor, in fact, is anything else at allahpundit.com. If we ask real nice will Allah FTP it onto another server?

*sighs*

This post should be deleted as soon as humanly possible.

Ace, you're a giant pussy. I expected more from you. :P

Why? Because I'm not supposed to let people in on the joke?

What the heck kind of thinking is that?

You're the type of poser who's really into a band until they start to get big, then you start saying they're "sell-outs."

Pussy.

David,

Link fixed! Thanks. Loose shit.

Don't forget the most important (to me) Anka post of all...
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/061876.php

Ace made me what I am today... A Slicing ex-Lightman Viking.

I'm with Fat Kid.

I feel like I just walked out of an orgy that I only now find out was being taped for the next Houston 500.

As much as I hate to bite the hand that fed me 600 hits this week, I'm sorta on the side of Fatso and Rusty here.

What's the point of an "inside joke" if everyone under the sun is on the inside?

Let your new readers ask in the comments. Usually, they get pretty straight answers from the peeps in the know.

Amen. Oh, and say hello to Nancy for me John 'M' Redcorn.

But if we tell people about the inside joke, then, see, they'll be inside too, and we can use all our used-up, old, tired material, and yet they'll laugh, because they haven't heard it before.

Besides, you guys are being goofy. I'm not trying for DELIBERATE obscurantism here or anything.

Ever heard of the Year of Jubilee? It's a biblical principle in which debts are forgiven every seven years. A similar principle could happen here - let people in but only during certain times.

Okay, it's a slightly odd idea. Whatever. I'm slightly toasty on wine right now, so I'm bound to be a bit stupid.

Just make sure you remind Nancy that she has an appointment for her headache relief tomorrow at 2:30 Dale...I mean, Rusty.

Yeah, I know you aren't trying to be deliberately obscure (hell, Goldstein has that market fairly well cornered), but part of the fun of being a long time reader is the ability to laugh at a "Tuff Turf" reference without having to go through the whole "Kim Richards" explanation tracing your obsession to the pilot episode of "Hello, Larry!".

It's sort of like a "loyalty reward". Those who have been here for a while get a little something extra that might fly over the heads of those who are new.

Let's be honest...do you really want to have to explain the origins of Johnny Coldcuts and Geoffery the Duck every six months? Or for that matter, explaining "let's be honest"?

Why not just start charging subscription fees too, while you're at it?

Jack M. brings up a good point. We haven't seen Johnny Coldcuts in awhile. What's he got to say about this whole Sullivan/Pope thing?

Incidentally, at some point this last weekend K. J. Lopez over at The Corner on NRO titled a post, "[So-and-so] Is On Fire." The virus is spreading...

Bah, K-Lo pussied out. If she'd really wanted to emulate the World Famous Ace Of Spades Style, she would have titled the post "[So-and-so] Is On Fucking Fire."

Considering what a devout, button-down Catholic she is, that would have been priceless.

Anybody else think The Corner could stand to have the F-bomb tossed around a little more freely? Or is that just me?

The Corner is so effete I expect them all to start addressing each other as "girlfriend" any time now. On Election Day they were all as hysterical and emotional as Excitable Andy ever was. It's getting to be downright embarrassing to share the same broad political ideology as those morons - I doubt I'll be contributing to any of their fundraisers this year.

Uh, Megan, do you remember what Ace was like on Election Day?

It wasn't pretty.

Ace, you gotta give us a least one or two posts to make fun of the noobs. Call it an intiation.
You don't just want anyone showing up here.

Someone -

Yeah, I was trying to be nice though.

Just to be fair, here's what I posted on Election Day, on my now long-defunct blog.

And here's my analysis of the final results.

Finally, another link to my post the day after. I hope the GOP grows some balls sometime soon and proves me right.

Feel like Anka's been given up to the noobs? Feel like you've got a foul mouthed bandleader shaped hole in your heart? Fill it w/ the old school, the original fuckin maniac. That's right, "I'm Buddy Rich when I fly off the handle."

Sadly, a more obscure figure than Anka, but what he lacks in reknown, he makes up for in raw contempt for his musicians. Now, no one could replace Anka, but Buddy'll seen you through these dark moments till you're ready for Paul again.

Sharing inside jokes with new friends is nice.
It's the polite thing to do.

LauraW,

Don't you have some roadrunners that you need to attend to?

(Sorry folks..that's a Blogtower Inside Joke and I'm not sharing!)

;)

Thanks. It's all about that integrity kick at the Ace of Spades HQ.

You all suck.

Ace is the only important one on this blog. If he wants to repeat old posts and explain "in" jokes, then that's just the fucking way it is.

Shut your mealy mouth chickpea. You too Ace. Heheh.

I'm almost afrain to ask, but is there a way to download the Anka clip. I've tried before, but it seems to not want to.

Oh, and don't hurt me.

"Afrain"?

crap.

in the future, will there be pat o'brien explanation reposts? that would be so fucking hot

http://www.noisetank.com/integrity/ankage.swf

For those who want to save it.

Well, I just arrived here yesterday too, and I'd never even heard of this in-joke, but thank you a million times over for the link! I laughed until I cried. You've just acquired at least 10 indulgences. God. Bless. You.

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