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February 24, 2005

The Return of... Dusty!

My male readers should be pleased.

Only a two week buy this time 'round... but we'll take what we can get.

Hey...! That's Not Dusty Update: Okay, they seem to have a different model this time. Cute, and I like the miniskirt, but... where is the real Dusty?

Update! Well the readers have spoken, and I have sent an email. I've asked the advertiser to please bring back "Classic Dusty."

I don't know if he wants to, but I asked.

posted by Ace at 11:19 AM

Comments

Amen, brother. I'm gonna get fired one day over those ads.

Posted by: Brett on February 24, 2005 11:22 AM

This one looks like a young helen thomas.

Posted by: on February 24, 2005 11:32 AM

I know thats not the real Dusty but in the spirit of diversity and inclusiveness I say Welcome to AOSHQ!

Posted by: BrewFan on February 24, 2005 11:33 AM

This is unacceptable. This new girl looks like a photo of a Barbie doll. Where is the real Dusty? Her image is seared, seared into my memory.

Posted by: John on February 24, 2005 11:50 AM

hurrah! now if only that tshirt company would use the Dusty models...

Posted by: johnny on February 24, 2005 11:51 AM

Hey the lady in the t-shirt ad is pretty hot too!

Posted by: Larry on February 24, 2005 12:02 PM

Apparently some of the slow-witted (or less hormone-motivated) among us--not usually a mutually exclusive set of criteria--failed to notice that the fine establishment at which these women work has kindly provided wallpaper versions of them for our constant viewing pleasure. (Such as when Ace's site is down.)

Yes, the original Dusty was better, though variety is the spice of life and New Dusty does appeal to the cheerleader fetish some of us may suffer from.

Still, Dusty's rack was a marvel.

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on February 24, 2005 12:14 PM

And Old Dusty's abs put Keira Knightley's to shame:

http://www.newkerala.com/news-daily/news/features.php?action=fullnews&id=74391

Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on February 24, 2005 12:16 PM

If I were to buy a t-shirt over the internets, I would have bought Dusty, b/c of the old ad. Now this "young Helen Thomas" (lol) is forcing me to reconsider that purchasing decision.

The Girl is not especially aesthetic in the face, and while hed form is more than appealing, she lacks a certian, um, somethings, that we have come to know and love about her predecessor. Plus, she's so damn small in the pic that details are difficult to discern.

Oh, well, keep clicking through and hopefully they'll bring back the Dusty we know and love (sarah) or at least give us a better pic of an unattainable girl to ogle for a while.

Posted by: hobgoblin on February 24, 2005 12:25 PM

Larry,

The t-shirt woman is kinda' hot.

Hot.

Bourbon.

Harley.

Smokey.

Wild.

Gun shooting.

Knife wielding.

Dirty.

Nasty.

Bad Grrrl kinda hot.

Or maybe it's the t-shirt.

Dunno'.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: MeTooThen on February 24, 2005 12:26 PM

What's a PARSE ERROR, and why is it preventing Ace's main page from loading?

Posted by: hobgoblin on February 24, 2005 01:01 PM

OK, I may be one of the few "NON-STRAIGHT" readers of ace, but I think the two t-shirt girls are kinda skanky. I do not remember this "Busty" you guys are refering to, guess she did not leave much of an impression on me.

Posted by: Marty on February 24, 2005 01:08 PM

Best. Advertiser. Ever.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on February 24, 2005 01:24 PM

I may be one of the few "NON-STRAIGHT" readers + [Dusty] did not leave much of an impression on me = Duh.

Marty, what do you think the connection might be?

; )

Posted by: hobgoblin on February 24, 2005 01:52 PM

I porked all of 'em.

Posted by: rdbrewer on February 24, 2005 01:57 PM

I'd hit it.

Yes.

Would.

Posted by: blaster on February 24, 2005 02:04 PM

Yea, verily, if she were to partake of unleavened biscuits in our common bed I would not forsake her.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy on February 24, 2005 02:15 PM

Guys. which of these ladies is "the" dusty from the original ad? http://www.dustybrand.com/desktops.asp

I think it was the one from sarag.jpg, but I'm not sure. But rather than clicking the link I provided, go through Aces site, so he gets the clicks.

Posted by: SteveL on February 24, 2005 02:36 PM

Hobgoblin - the Parse error means you have to send $49.99 to Ace immediately or your mouse will start chewing on Swedish phone cables. Sorry, dude.

Meanwhile, I'd like to go on record as agreeing with everything everyone said about Dusty.

Posted by: Cheese_tensor on February 24, 2005 03:04 PM

Cheese,

Including Marty?

hahahaha

Posted by: hobgoblin on February 24, 2005 03:31 PM

Gobbie - Touche.

...but I would do Ann Coulter. I agree with Marty on that.

Posted by: Cheese_tensor on February 24, 2005 03:46 PM

Dusty may be hot, Ann may be bitchy, and Hillary may be... something to someone, but none of them can carry Condi's boot-wax.

Posted by: on February 24, 2005 09:41 PM

No takers on the All Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension?

It's a Steve Martin bit, maybe from Comedy is Not Pretty. The bit goes, "I've been setting goals for myself. The trick to setting goals is to not start off with something too unobtainable so you just get discouraged. Start of with something you can accomplish, and then move on to the next one.

"So, my first goal is to become the All-Being, Master of Time, Space, and Dimension.

"And then I want to go to Europe."

It's funnier, you know, when it's not just written out on paper.

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