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November 07, 2004
Let's Be Honest: The World Press Can Eat Our Shorts"Bush Victory Infuriates World Press." Cry. The Guardian sees through its effete British metrosexuality to actually get the message of the election: "We may not like it. In fact, to tell the truth, we don't like it one bit. But if it isn't a mandate, then the word has no meaning. Mr. Bush has won fair (so far as we can see) and square. He and his country and the rest of the world now have to deal with it." The Guardian still doesn't get that we don't care what they think. Let me suggest that Guardian readers rent the funny-but-unsatisfying 1994 comedy Swimming with Sharks. America is Buddy Ackerman; European whining lefties are Guy the Intern. Buddy: What I am concerned with is detail. I asked you go get me a packet of Sweet-N-Low. You bring me back Equal. That isn't what I asked for. That isn't what I wanted. That isn't what I needed and that shit isn't going to work around here. Now get us our Sweet-N-Low, Nigel. Shut up, Listen, Learn.
I don't know if that's quite right, but hey, it's fun to say. posted by Ace at 04:29 PM
CommentsEvery time America refuses to heed the foolish suggestions of the supposedly more enlightened international elites, my patriotism goes up a notch. Despite the fact that I always thought this was the greatest country on Earth, I was nonetheless skeptical of the whole "American exceptionalism" theory. Not anymore. My optimistic hopes for the next four years: Iraq becomes a reasonably functional democracy and Bush and the Congress impose broad market-based and "ownership society" domestic reforms. If those things happen, and the US moves even farther away from the EU/UN model of governance, then I'll really be a true believer. Posted by: Russell Wardlow on November 7, 2004 04:59 PM
Michael Moore caused Kerry to lose like flies cause garbage. Posted by: Frank Villon on November 7, 2004 05:18 PM
The US has made awful mistakes in its short history- slavery, the virtual eradication of the original Native cultures- but we learn from our history. Unlike the Europeans, for whom it's only been about- what? Less than ten years since the latest round of concentration camps sprouted up again in Europe? Did the Europeans, in their moral superiority, enlightenment and sophistication, put an end to these atrocities themselves? I don' theenk so Lucy. They needed the help of backward rednecks from the US. Damn creeping American Hegemony! Posted by: lauraw on November 7, 2004 06:21 PM
And Frank Villon: We would respect the opinion of the losing side .... why? But by all means, keep cheering for him - see what happens, again!!! Posted by: Philip on November 7, 2004 06:55 PM
Philip: Please pull your head out of your ass with a resounding pop, you dimwit. I'm not cheering for Michael Moore or Kerry. If you had read any of my previous comments here, you would know that, instead of mouthing off at me when you don't know what the hell you're babbling. All I said is that Michael Moore did not cause Kerry's loss. That's a fact. Michael Moore is nothing but an overbloated sack of shit, a lying, traitorous bastard. But that's not what caused Kerry to lose. You see, the Demented-crat Party, much like garbage, attracts spreaders of filth, much like flies. But the damned flies (i.e. Moore) did not cause the garbage (i.e Kerry and his supporters) that was already there. Geez! After comments from people like Phil, I wonder if Ace ever feels like he's talking to 2 year olds with Down's Syndrome suffering from syphilitic insanity! Posted by: on November 7, 2004 07:46 PM
P.S. The comment above is mine. Frank Villon Posted by: Frank Villon on November 7, 2004 07:50 PM
Kevin Spacey was great in that movie. Posted by: Clark on November 7, 2004 11:52 PM
I get so tired of this nonsensical theme that "America is a young country." The name 'United States of America' has appeared on maps for a shorter time than those of other western nations but in terms of a sustained form of government that has never suffered a coup, been overthrown by a foreign invader, or undergone radical changes as it shifted from a monarchy to an increasingly democratic society, there is no Western nation older than the USA. In the time since this nation was founded France has been a monarchy, a vicious self-destructive attempt at a democracy, which in turn led to its becoming an empire, being conquered by Germany, and becoming a soc1alist democracy that has toyed with communism ever since. In the last century Germany, Spain, and Italy all played host to Fascist regimes. Various other parts of Europe turned commie and gave it up when it stop being fashionable on the runways of Moscow. Is there a single other Western nation that can unbroken continuity of government since the USA began? Posted by: Eric Pobirs on November 8, 2004 01:53 AM
note to self: don't fark with FV Posted by: Seahay on November 8, 2004 09:18 AM
Nice call with the Swimming with Sharks reference. Funny-yet-unsatisfying. Like a Zagnut. Kevin Spacey = good. Frank Whaley = bad. Whaley should've stuck with Career Opportunities 2. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 8, 2004 10:12 AM
The Bush is a Moron meme has been abandoned in favor of the new improved V 2.0: The American People are Morons. I suspect the shallow gene pool in Europe has resulted in the overall lowering of IQs there. Old EUrope's mass delusion perhaps can best be explained in terms of genetic defects born of too much inbreeding. After all, their royalty had a disturbing habit of being very inbred and we all know how the citizenry there loved to ape the aristocracy. If anything, Old EUrope is more "red-neck, sister-marrying" than the most back-woods county in West Virginia. Posted by: Joe Mama on November 8, 2004 03:13 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
Finish the job, Mr. President!
Melanie Phillips lays out the case for the total destruction of the Iranian government and armed forces. [CBD]
Oh, I forgot to mention this quote from Pete Hegseth, reported by Roger Kimball: "We are sharing the ocean with the Iranian Navy. We're giving them the bottom half."
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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US decimation of Iran's ICBM forces is due to Space Force's instant detection of launches -- and the launchers' hiding places -- and rapid counter-attack via missiles
AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
Robert Mueller, Former Special Counsel Who Probed Trump, Dies
“robert mueller just died,” trump wrote in a truth social post on march 21. “good, i’m glad he’s dead. he can no longer hurt innocent people! president donald j. trump.”
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