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November 01, 2004

How Is Bill Clinton Like Yasser Arafat?

Apparently they both tell different things to different audiences in different languages.

Bill Clinton assured a former French culture minister that Kerry was "un homme de gauche," or "man of the left."

Huh. How do you like that? Turns out that Andrew Sullivan's conservative choice for President is a man of the left, even by French standards.


posted by Ace at 01:20 PM
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AAAAHHHH!!! Shit, this is a disaster!! What are we going to do? SHIT!!

I don't know about y'all, but I'm going to start drinking. Right. Fucking. Now. I do not plan to draw a sober breath until Wednesday morning.

Posted by: Barry N. Johnson on November 1, 2004 01:22 PM

Crap. I posted to the wrong place. See what blind, mindless panic will do to you?

Posted by: Barry N. Johnson on November 1, 2004 01:26 PM

***How Is Bill Clinton Like Yasser Arafat?***

Both have seen Hillary nekkid, and lived to tell the tale...? :)

Posted by: Kent on November 1, 2004 02:22 PM

A bunch of dumbasses (read: your typical high school yearbook staff) decided our yearbook should have the theme "Totally Gauche." Fifteen years later, you'd think I'd have forgotten how stupid that was.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November 1, 2004 02:56 PM

Something to give you nightmares:

In 2008 we might have Hillary running for President of the U.S. and Bill Clinton as the Sec'y-General of the UN

Posted by: TallDave on November 1, 2004 03:53 PM
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