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 November 01, 2004 How Is Bill Clinton Like Yasser Arafat?Apparently they both tell different things to different audiences in different languages. Huh.  How do you like that?  Turns out that Andrew Sullivan's conservative choice for President is a man of the left, even by French standards. posted by Ace at 01:20 PMComments AAAAHHHH!!! Shit, this is a disaster!! What are we going to do? SHIT!! I don't know about y'all, but I'm going to start drinking. Right. Fucking. Now. I do not plan to draw a sober breath until Wednesday morning. Posted by: Barry N. Johnson on November  1, 2004 01:22 PM Crap. I posted to the wrong place. See what blind, mindless panic will do to you? Posted by: Barry N. Johnson on November  1, 2004 01:26 PM ***How Is Bill Clinton Like Yasser Arafat?*** Both have seen Hillary nekkid, and lived to tell the tale...? :) Posted by: Kent on November  1, 2004 02:22 PM A bunch of dumbasses (read: your typical high school yearbook staff) decided our yearbook should have the theme "Totally Gauche." Fifteen years later, you'd think I'd have forgotten how stupid that was. Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November  1, 2004 02:56 PM Something to give you nightmares: In 2008 we might have Hillary running for President of the U.S. and Bill Clinton as the Sec'y-General of the UN Posted by: TallDave on November  1, 2004 03:53 PM Post a comment | The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines  
	Schmoll: 53% of New Jersey likely voters say their neighbors are voting for Ciattarelli, while 47% say the cheater/grifter Mikie Sherrill The "who do you think your neighbors are voting for" question is designed to avoid the Shy Tory problem, wherein conservative people lie to schmollsters because they don't want to go on record with a likely left-winger telling them who they're really voting for. So instead the question is who do you think your neighbors are voting for, so people can talk about who they themselves support without actually having to admit it to a left-wing rando stranger recording their answers on the phone. 
	Hackers take over University of Penn website, calling the school a "dogshit elitist institution full of woke retards" and threatening to release its admissions files to prove illegal racial discrimination No lies detected so far 
	TJM Complains about Wreck-It Ralph
The very topical premiere of TJM's YouTube Channel. 
 
	Interesting football history: How the forward pass was created in response to the nineteen -- 19! -- people killed playing football in 1905 alone The original rules of football did not allow forward passes. The ball was primarily advanced by running, with blockers forming lines with interlocked arms and just smashing into the similarly-interlocked defensive lines. It was basically Greek hoplite spear formations but with a semi-spherical ball. As calls to ban the sport entirely grew, some looked for ways to de-emphasize mass charges as the primary means of advancing the ball, and some specifically championed allowing a passer to throw the ball forward. 
	1977 ABC Afterschool Special: "The Pinballs," starring Kristy McNichol Garrett told me this film changed his life. 
	Sydney Sweeney unleashes the silver orbs Thanks to @PatriarchTree Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.-- G.K. Chesterton [CBD] 
	Latrine John-Pissoir can't explain her book -- an Inside Look at a Broken White House, but she says she means the Trump White House, which she had no inside look at -- even to friendly leftwing media interviewers Speaking as a black woman and black LGBT woman and black immigrant... Bonus points all day on Tuesday to anyone who begins all of his or her posts with "Speaking as a black LGBT woman..." 
	Atari to release former competitor Intellivision with 45 games for $149 I always thought Intellivision was kinda lame (to the extent a cutting edge videogame box can be lame). Intellivision insists upon itself. Pitfall was a really good game. I don't know if it was available on Intellivision. Update: It was. But I don't know if it's included in the new unit. 
	Terrorist-aligned AP: "Reporter describes shock at witnessing East Wing's demolition" White House press corps: "SO TRUMP CAN DEMOLISH ANYTHING HE WANTS TO?!?!" Yes. Thank you for acknowledging that. 
	From Archimedes: Democrats are really now arguing that it's time to open the Big Tent to Nazis: At Insty:Link to Ed Driscoll's post here Black Conservative Perspective says there's a "Woke Civil War" going on in the left over this Nazi, with Race Marxists -- mostly black -- absolutely determined to cancel him, while the straight-up Communists -- mostly white rich-bitch nepo babies -- are fighting like hell for him. As many have noted: Communists are always willing to make a tactical alliance with Nazis. (And, of course, Communists are just totalitarian socialists with an internationalist foreign policy, while Nazis are totalitarian socialists with a nationalist foreign policy. They're two anti-human peas in a pod.) The white communists are fighting hard for this guy because he is an open, avowed communist, and they think his completely-fake "normal blue-collar guy" persona can be used to do what they cannot do, sell communism to the working class. 
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