Pandagon?

anyway, congrats, Ace; who'd have thunk an off-color D&D conservative politics Kim Richards fanboy site could challenge the serene majesty of O-Dub?

Well, you're about to pass the Moon God, so there's that.

And to think -- you never even got a single check from George Soros.

Alas, that is one category where I remain desperately behind.

Thanks, See-dub and "someone."

MMmm... that's some good tartar sauce!

Willis not funny? I'm still laughing at that post "Gee, I found two other guys in the phone book named George Bush, who appear to be married to somebody other than Laura" That was some crazy writing!!!

One down, two to go!

You'll do it Ace, you and your cowbell. You'll beat 'em, like a viking.

***Okay. Now for the big game: Marshall and Sullivan.

Trickier. Much trickier. I actually should probably set my sites lower***

Lower than Sullivan? What... you're going after PLANARIAN WORMS, now...? :)

Congratulations, dude. Seriously. You *deserve* the success.

I object most rigorously to your characterization of OW, or even a part of it, as skinny. Otherwise, endless cowbell.

Congrats! It was really only a matter of time.

It was Anka and Johnny Coldcuts that put yopu over the top. :)

But seriously, congrats!

By the way...if tyou are looking for middle ground between O-Chub and Marshall/Sullivan, how about "Wonkette!!!!!". Surely you know as many ass jokes as she does.

Heh.

He's already bitch slapped Wonkette (is there any other way to slap her)

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I'm so happy for you!

Now, please set your sights on Wonkette, as suggested earlier. I hate the idea that she's the MSM's idea of a blogger, and (worse), representative of a female blogger.

Please? Pretty please?

Given my own utter lack of maturity and disgust for Willis' mix of democratic shiling and character assasination (trolling there was too lugubrious even for me), I feel this is a victory for all those like us. (how's that for vicarious virtual living?)

Keep up the foul mothed invective and humor, Ace. Someone from our side needs to. Plus, you're really quite good at it. You're like Ann Coulter without the dress, or looks, and with a loose formation of fighter jets in your pants.

Ace, that entire post was gob-smackingly vile.

Go Ace, it's your birthday!!

Ace--

I'd congratulate you, but it's sort of like drowning a puppy-- keep at it, and eventually it'll happen.

That said, big on you.

As for whether such a competitive obsession is healthy, don't sweat it. Some bloggers sign up to vanquish their foes. Others sign up just to show us pictures of their stupid cats.

And then there are people like me-- inspired by you, but not out to compete with you.

Until, of course, you cross us. Then it's like Cypress Hill:

"People see bloggers, you know what I'm sayin'?
But you still try to get out more like everybody else,
you know, its a fun job, but its still a job.
There's gonna be another cat comin' out,
looking like me, sounding like me next year.
I know this.
It'll be a flipside. . . someone
trying to spin off like some series."

Ace, you slice like a fucking hammer, dude.

Like the prison references.

Hmm...this O-Dub guy must be pretty famous. Does the Puppy Blender know about this?

Nice post, Ace. I'm sure O-Chub will mention Britney Spears in his scary comeback.

Hi ACE, a no-shitter. I wrote a note to Kim Richards at her Site and said you were a huge fan and put your blog address in the email. Saying if she wrote Aceofspades, you would go up in a puff of happy smoke.

I guess that might mean no beaver shot posted.....in case she is poised to write and then sees a furry 1984 vintage muff pic of her posted here.

Dang, I didn't think about that repercussion! Sorry!

But please no pics of an oil-slicked naked Oliver Willis lolling by the McDonalds deep-fat fryer as compensation.

Kim Richards posted in the comments on the post immediately above this one.

If no one reads Filet-o-Fish's response to his bitchitude, does it really exist?

Damn!

I just love a man with the can-do attitude!

Thanks, everyone.

Cedarford,

Did Kim Richards actually say she'd post here?

I'm having trouble comprehending that.

Ace,
I'm afraid there wouldn't be much fun in setting your sights on Sullivan. Did you see how Glenn coolly bitch-slapped him with his own words today? That will leave a mark.
JPOK

I'm glad he got to you. I have recently started reading your blog and enjoy your rants a lot.

Just be easy on him. Tomorrow will undoubtedly test his resolve as a man.

Don't know if you noticed, but it seem that most of O-Dub's links are from right leaning blogs that only link to him in order to bitch slap him.

I guees I will have to consult with you, Ace, before bitch slapping him on my crappy blog.

heh. Is true. Oliver tries his best, but his deep unintelligence shines through his every effort.

I'm thinking Ollie might autograph that "comfort sheep" you had up on your site a while back...

I'm so lame. The picture of Ollie's friend was actually at another site. I'll go slash my wrist now (after I've filled out my absentee ballot for Bush).

ACE - I noticed a tribute Site where the Webmaster forwards email to her. I told her you were a big fan, posted your web address in the email, and said you'd go up in a puff of happy smoke if she stopped by and said "Howdy". The ball's in her court.

But sometimes you get lucky. I am not a big fan dude, but I wrote a couple of emails to some 60's singers I saw at a local show and got replies. And I got emails back from a couple of the actors who played on Lexx when I became a TiVo devotee - including "Bunny", "Gigolotta", "Fifi". Bunny was played by Pat Zentilli, a hotty! She loved doing Lexx and shooting in Thailand for one part of a season.

I think your chances of a response are inversely proportional to how busy the actor is, and the fan mail they get. Kim Richards is not too busy with show biz stuff, since she is raising a family. Then again, Patty Z wrote and she is busy in Canadian TV and drama, and one of the 60's singers that responded from the local show was a member of the Doors.