#1-Classic. every pundit out there wishes he'd come up with that.

Thanks! I came up with that one at the last minute. It's a good closer.

I myself am partial to the Viking line, although not the practice described therein. Elsewhere, Filet o Fish is appalled that Zell Miller would dare suggest that there are two Americas. Cue Dave Barry: I am not making this up.

once again, ace. Brilliant. Senator Smackdown hah! the Begala reference was dear to my heart. He is such a jackass.

Loved it, especially, as see-dubya says, the #1. It is the ultimate closer. I feel like printing it out and having it crocheted maybe right beside Allah's footprints poem.

Okay, what is the deal with the "like a viking" thing? You've said that before. Are Vikings known for aggravated sodomy? Cause if so, I'm going to watch out next time I'm in Norway.

Well, Vikings were pillagers and rapists, which usually gets underplayed, because they're usually portrayed as the good guys, though of a fairly violent variety.

Did they rape men a lot? Who knows. But we do know that rapists tend to be indiscriminate.

Men do strange things when cooped up together for long periods of time.

BWAHAHAHAHAHA...

Fucking brilliant Ace! Well done!

Where's Joe? I need someone to act as my seconds when I meet Zell Miller at dawn tomorrow, and none of you other clowns have enough fucking integrity.

New York protesters!
You'll need this by November
Please start now, ok?

Hilarious...how about this one?

#11 Just the image of Zell causes Andrew Sullivan's ailments to act up.

I heard the "purple heart" line somewhere else today (can't remember where), so although a great line, it was anti-climactic for me personally. Good stuff though.

Actually, neither Zell or his "cock" would cut your taxes. But, it's still funny.

Best top 10 yet Ace! #1 is a classic.

Charles:

Zell actually did cut taxes in Georgia when he was Governor, exempting most food items from the sales tax, repealing the sales tax on used cars and boats and cutting the State's share of the ad valorem property tax. In the Senate, he was the Democratic sponsor of the first Bush tax cut bill. So, there's precedent there.

I didn't get the objection about taxes either because Zell had said something along the lines of he's never met a tax cut he didn't like.

On the Viking-like pounding theme, Allah has spotted a link to this bizarre NOW poetess comparing, in detail, the 2000 election to violent rape. Plus other NOW hijinks!

And then a little further down the ACLU woman says, "We are not some fringe lunatics, we are the people. We are the mainstream of America."

Well, smack my gob. El linko: http://www.cnsnews.com//ViewNation.asp?Page=\Nation\archive\200409\NAT20040902b.html

So I'm a Chauvinist, but the first word that comes to mind is "Hysterical", and the next word is "Literally."

Brilliant (but I kind of liked Dune).

Ace,

#4: Six words?

There's some loose shit here.

We need some fucking integrity!

Damn, even suggesting that the speach from Zel resulted in the first Purple Heart that Kerry actually EARNED, was a sure sine that you are on friggin fire man. Just awsome.

like a viking

heh.

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