I feel like I've just had my gob smacked.

Thanks for reminding me about "gob-smacked." I stuck it in there.

LOL.
Don't forgot to snag some extra packets of that "horsey sauce" while you're there.

Ace--

Put a proposal together for *CNBC*. . . "McEnroe" only gets something like 37,000 viewers, and he's getting a million dollars.

I repeat: John McEnroe is paid one million dollars interview Elton John before an audience of 37,000 people.

Ace of Spades Television can get 37,000 people just to watch Bob Dole's *cock*. Flaccid, even.

Of course, that may not meet CNBC's high standards of programming, so you may have to adjust. But c'mon, if you have to Lebensraum some cable TV space, take McEnroe's spot, and set the world aflame.

Cheers,
Dave
Arlington, Virginia

P.S. I'd love to call my new blog "Like a Viking," but it would just be so awkward explaining that to people who don't understand the primal joy of barbarian-inspired anal rape. "Garfield Ridge" was much more stately, like Wayne Manor. (BTW, I have to change the color on my banner-- I already had one person ask me whether the orange banner alluded to Garfield THE CAT. Jesus Christmas. . . it's the neighborhood I grew up in Chicago, not a salute to a lasagna-snarfing pussy).

a salute to a lasagna-snarfing pussy

Now *that* is something I'd pay ten bucks to see!

Ace of Spades TV?

Given my exalted status (as a Senator and all) I want to be on the AOSTV "Panel of All Stars".

Just think: Me, Johnny Coldcuts, Paul Anka, Geoffrey the Duck, and Smitty, all moderated by Ace.

Truly, must see TV.

Ace ... since I read you every day, I would certainly drive to an Arby's to get your autograph ... w/in an hour's drive, of course.

Just think: Me, Johnny Coldcuts, Paul Anka, Geoffrey the Duck, and Smitty, all moderated by Ace.

Don't forget Senator: after the show, we'll all head down to the red light district and pick us up some fine chicas. I'll bet your senatorial influence could work wonders!

I would watch... Way better than Matthews or Olberman...