A public service. Thank you, Iowahawk!

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

1. Narcissist and shameless self-promoter
2. Almost completely irrelevant outside the blogosphere and certain trendy circles
3. Smug know-it-all
4. Into Anal

Are we absolutely SURE Andrew Sullivan and Wonkette aren't one and the same?

Yeah..cause I'd do Wonkette.

I mean, I might do her just to see the look on her face, but still......

I guess I thought fisking William Raspberry, that coddled old fool, for his review of Moore had earned Sullivan a day off. By itself, it's surely more than I at least have contributed to good politics all year long.

"I don't understand," as they say, why you pass by reliably inimical people like Raspberry in order to have another whack at an unreliable ally like Sullivan. You have "a target-rich environment" filled with left idiots, left demagogues, and left traitors who are begging to be well and truly fisked. Instead you poke fun at Sullivan, who is an easy but otherwise pointless target. Show us what you can really do when you make the effort.

I don't understand," as they say, why you pass by reliably inimical people like Raspberry in order to have another whack at an unreliable ally like Sullivan.

As Bill Clinton would say, because he can.

Doug,

I'm more annoyed by Sullivan than Raspberry because Raspberry is a old communist fool who isn't going to persuade any swing voters.

On the other hand, "independent," "conservative-leaning" Andrew Sullivan can swing a few when he makes his "surprise" endorsement of John Kerry on the October 22d episode of Hardball with Chris Matthews.

Plus, Raspberry does not have a blog which garners more traffic than mine.

Fawning e-mail #1,374: Ace, you're like a god to me. No really, I mean that literally; I have an altar set up in my spare bedroom and everything.

And while I'm at it, does anybody know an effective clean-up for goat's blood? That stuff stains rugs something awful.

Well, according to that annoying-as-hell guy on TV, OxiClean will do it. But I wouldn't trust him as far as I can spit. YMMV.

"...does anybody know an effective clean-up for goat's blood?"

Try club soda, then rearrange the furniture.

Really cool blog! What you say makes total sense! Keep up the good work.