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Shock: Canadians, Poised to Jolt World Politics With Dramatic Election, Instead Choose To Be... Well, CanadianBoring, I'm saying. Not worth discussing much. The stupid Canadians actually got me somewhat interested in their ridiculous, meaningless let's-pretend-anything-we-do-matters elections. And what did they do? They voted the liberals back into power. Yeah, it's cute you call your electoral districts "ridings" and all, but seriously, don't bother me again until you're ready to actually do something interesting. Life's too short for fucking Canada. posted by Ace at 07:08 PM
CommentsCanada is the image in which the Left wants to remake the US. Why they don't just move to the Great White Promised Land and leave all those evil fundamentalist conservatives behind is beyond me. There's nothing that says you have to like hockey to live there, eh? Posted by: Raoul Ortega on June 29, 2004 07:24 PM
Life's too short for fucking Canada. I'm for it. I've heard they have some pretty hot chicks up there. Posted by: Smack on June 29, 2004 08:47 PM
I've heard they have some pretty hot chicks up there. If you're into bald and toothless. Posted by: rdbrewer on June 29, 2004 09:41 PM
If you're into bald and toothless. I've never been but I've seen a few who have come down and they weren't toothless or bald (well, not on top anyway). Posted by: Smack on June 30, 2004 08:25 AM
Hottest strippers I've ever seen were in the bars in vancouver. Posted by: Kevin on June 30, 2004 09:25 AM
greetings from Fucking Canada, I didn't vote liberal, not this time. I guess it just didn't matter but thats what happens when the large ammount of the population resides in Ontario. Since i live in BC (British Columbia) my vote didn't really matter now i'm stuck with these idiots again for the fouth fucking time.AGGRHH! Posted by: lisa on June 30, 2004 01:20 PM
If you're into bald and toothless. also i'm neither bald nor toothless.i won't comment on the lower half of me;). Posted by: lisa on June 30, 2004 01:26 PM
That's cool. I like fucking Canadian chicks. They rock. Posted by: IdFaciam on June 30, 2004 01:37 PM
Ace, I was disappointed with the outcome of the election too - but fuck you. Life is too short for your venomous puerile rantings. Happy Canada Day! Don Posted by: Don on July 1, 2004 02:50 PM
Oh, come on, Don. The only thing Canada has going for it is that can take a bit of ribbing as regards its own fundamental ludicrousness. Don't ruin that too. Posted by: Ace on July 1, 2004 03:43 PM
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