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May 26, 2004

"Spanky the Clown" Arrested for Child Porn

Ringling Bros. clown "Spanky" has been arrested for 10 counts of exploitation of a minor, due to having photos of children having sex.

The cops' first tip-off that he might be engaging in child porn?

That his name was "Spanky the Clown."

Second tip-off? That he looked like this:

Top Ten Signs A Clown Might Have Gone Bad

10. Big red floppy boots only partially hide electronic tracking-bracelet on ankle

9. His big "Fun-Time Happy-Land Activity" at children's parties is a game he calls "Wash My Dirty Feet"

8. His "clown make-up" just looks suspiciously like White-Supremacist prison tattoos

7. Says he can't bring his famous puppets, as they're currently being examined by the police for hair and fiber evidence

6. An hour of his "show" consists of him reading the racing forms

5. While making balloon animals, repeatedly makes inappropriate
references to "the so-called Holocaust"

4. Says that Pin the Tail on the Donkey is no longer part of his act, "just to conform with the court order"

3. Every time you leave the room, you hear him trying to sell your children some "sweet" Utah real estate

2. Says he'd prefer to be paid in cash, and/or "weed"

... and the number one sign a clown might have gone bad...

1. Is mentioned in Washintonienne's sex diary under the alias "Funnybone"


posted by Ace at 01:30 PM
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I wonder if Spanky could whip Tigger's ass.

Posted by: rdbrewer on May 26, 2004 01:44 PM

To encounter some real nightmare fuel, check out the bastard's in-make-up picture at The Smoking Gun.

Posted by: ccwbass on May 26, 2004 02:13 PM

CCW,

Can you pass me the link? I can't find the photo.

Posted by: ace on May 26, 2004 02:19 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/graphics/art3/0526042clown1.jpg

Posted by: Stumbo on May 26, 2004 02:26 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0526042clown1.html

Posted by: on May 26, 2004 02:28 PM

Yep, he looks just like I'd expect someone called "Spanky" to look.

Posted by: zetetic on May 26, 2004 02:37 PM

Thanks!

Posted by: ace on May 26, 2004 02:46 PM

Thanks, Stumbo - I went to lunch and forgot about the link. Seeing that picture again, now I want to release my lunch back to the sunlit world (well, lamp-lit cubicle, anyway).

Posted by: ccwbass on May 26, 2004 03:25 PM

Join the Linux community. Linuxwaves.net

Posted by: Rawsone on July 5, 2004 05:27 PM

Great site http://test1.com test2 [url=http://test3.com]test3[/url]

Posted by: erwtrwrwtrw on April 1, 2005 04:14 PM

Hell, he looks alright to me?! Maybe the cops got the wrong clown? I think the bigger threat is this cat called Red Clown Fred. He is at this site www.clownconceptual.com and portrays himself as is Mr. Patriotic! There isn't a facist around that wouldn't take a back seat to this clown! By the way, you may not want to go to our site if you are not really into clowns!

Posted by: Sneaky The Clown on May 19, 2005 07:32 PM

Well, I see Sneaky the Clown is at it again! If you call expressing American values as defined by our Constitution as being fascist, then maybe you need to find another country to live in! I am willing to pay for a one-way ticket to any clown joker living in the good ol' USA who has the pugnacious to say life is better somewhere else. How bout a ticket to riot-torn, Islamic powderkeg France? Any takers? This is my new website http://www.geo cities (dot) com/clownconceptual/ for anyone wanting to learn want America is really about...and it sure isn't wearing black and slitting throats!

Posted by: Red Clown Fred on November 8, 2005 08:53 PM
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