Cheap cheap cheap. Let's see you unflattering yearbook pictures ace.

Sure. Look under "Not pictured."

I liked Mean Girls, although not for anything having to do with Tina Fey.

What's "Saturday Night Live"?

I don't mind so much that Tina Fey is a lib, it's just that she always looks like she's so damned pleased with herself, with that annoying little smirk. Then again, I gave up on SNL many moons ago, so whatever.

COME ON!!!

I *like* Tina Fey, but I guess I'm alone here.

Where I know that I'm NOT alone, however, is in the acknowledgement that Rachel Harris is one major hottie.

C'mon, don't leave me hangin' here, folks.

If *like* means fuck doggystyle with spite, count me in. Who is Rachel Harris?

Big hair = sexy.

Forever.

Shut. Up.

Oh, that big hair. I remember it well.

Harris , formerly of the Daily Show and now permament VH1 slut, is like the blond, cuter, scar-less version of Tina Fey.

Anyone who has ever seen any epsiode of Upright Citizens Brigade will tell you that that is a damn good picture of Amy Poehler. Her specialty on that show (which happens to be the funniest show ever, except possibly MST3K) was looking somewhere between deranged and retarded.

Sparkle, when I read the text under that photo, it almost sounds like you're making fun of Big Hair.

Also, in your more recent pic, you are not sporting.

What...is going on?
Are you OK?

If you're having money trouble, I can send you a few cans of AquaNet to help you get through the rough times. Small hair is a personal tragedy so easily averted. Reach out, Sparkle.
I'm here.

Let me know,

LauraW.

I'm fine. Really. I appreciate your concern.

Have you tried this "freeze spray" stuff? You can get it as Sally's beauty supply and it rocks!

You spray your hair up and it is CEMENTED up for the whole day. You can bounce a golf ball off of it. I swear.

Sweet.

What is this "freeze spray"?

Is it F5 rated?

You can bounce a golf ball off of it. I swear.

Sounds like when I took Viagra.

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS...

*tears rolling down cheeks*

I'll never have small hair again!

Oh, I forgot.

ATLANTA BURNS IN BACKGROUND

Ahhh, I remember my body wave.

So Amy's married to the actor who plays Gob and plays a character married to Gob? Ponderous man, fucking ponderous.

I'm with you Dave. There's Something About Rachel.

Re: Rachel Harris

Lisa Loeb called. She wants three of her Nine Stories back.

How many stairs must a man climb up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many protests must one man make
To get CNN to reply?
Yes, 'n' how many pants will it take till he knows
That too many protesters cried?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' up my end,
The answer is blowin' up my end.

body wave? What a wimp! If you didn't have a perm you didn't really have big hair.

Speaking of Lisa Loeb, have you seen her new reality show where is looking for a husband???

Good Grief, I would never date again. How can any of you stand it?