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January 23, 2006

Embarrassing Celebrity College Facebook Picture Watch

You know Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live? She's the blonde that does the news with little Ms. Liberal there. The one who thinks she's working for Saturday National Public Radio, and basically just reports liberal-friendly news with only the thinnest pretext of building a joke out of it.

The one who was overpraised for her nothing little fart of a Heathers remake, Mean Girls, basically because all the critics liked how she was out and proud as a strident liberal. No going where the funny is for Tina Fey!

Anyway, back to Amy Poehler.

Boston Irish has used his extensive sources to find her Boston College Facebook picture. Pretty goofy.

What frickin' year was that from? 1983? She looks like a Flock of Seagulls groupie. Either that or she just came back from hair and makeup as a background "actor" in Papa Don't Preach.

Yeah, it's trivial, but it's original reportage. I guess.

In case you didn't know, by the way, she's married to Will Arnett, who plays G.O.B. on Arrested Development.

Speaking Of Amy Poehler Update From Dave At Garfield Ridge: She appears in this recent SNL music video honoring one of the greatest heroes in American History: "Young Chuck Norris."

posted by Ace at 05:55 PM

Comments

Cheap cheap cheap. Let's see you unflattering yearbook pictures ace.

Posted by: Moonbat_One on January 23, 2006 06:03 PM

Sure. Look under "Not pictured."

Posted by: ace on January 23, 2006 06:04 PM

I liked Mean Girls, although not for anything having to do with Tina Fey.

What's "Saturday Night Live"?

Posted by: JSinger on January 23, 2006 06:08 PM

I don't mind so much that Tina Fey is a lib, it's just that she always looks like she's so damned pleased with herself, with that annoying little smirk. Then again, I gave up on SNL many moons ago, so whatever.

Posted by: zetetic on January 23, 2006 06:08 PM

COME ON!!!

Posted by: craig mclaughlin on January 23, 2006 06:10 PM

I *like* Tina Fey, but I guess I'm alone here.

Where I know that I'm NOT alone, however, is in the acknowledgement that Rachel Harris is one major hottie.

C'mon, don't leave me hangin' here, folks.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 23, 2006 06:36 PM

If *like* means fuck doggystyle with spite, count me in. Who is Rachel Harris?

Posted by: Mike on January 23, 2006 07:14 PM

Big hair = sexy.

Forever.

Shut. Up.

Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 07:32 PM

Oh, that big hair. I remember it well.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 23, 2006 07:33 PM

Harris , formerly of the Daily Show and now permament VH1 slut, is like the blond, cuter, scar-less version of Tina Fey.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 23, 2006 07:35 PM

Anyone who has ever seen any epsiode of Upright Citizens Brigade will tell you that that is a damn good picture of Amy Poehler. Her specialty on that show (which happens to be the funniest show ever, except possibly MST3K) was looking somewhere between deranged and retarded.

Posted by: jpok on January 23, 2006 07:38 PM

Sparkle, when I read the text under that photo, it almost sounds like you're making fun of Big Hair.

Also, in your more recent pic, you are not sporting.

What...is going on?
Are you OK?

If you're having money trouble, I can send you a few cans of AquaNet to help you get through the rough times. Small hair is a personal tragedy so easily averted. Reach out, Sparkle.
I'm here.

Let me know,

LauraW.

Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 07:49 PM

I'm fine. Really. I appreciate your concern.

Have you tried this "freeze spray" stuff? You can get it as Sally's beauty supply and it rocks!

You spray your hair up and it is CEMENTED up for the whole day. You can bounce a golf ball off of it. I swear.

Sweet.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 23, 2006 08:37 PM

What is this "freeze spray"?

Is it F5 rated?

Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 23, 2006 10:13 PM

You can bounce a golf ball off of it. I swear.

Sounds like when I took Viagra.

Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 23, 2006 10:15 PM

AS GOD IS MY WITNESS...

*tears rolling down cheeks*

I'll never have small hair again!

Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 10:32 PM

Oh, I forgot.

ATLANTA BURNS IN BACKGROUND

Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 10:33 PM

Ahhh, I remember my body wave.

Posted by: Lipstick on January 23, 2006 11:05 PM

So Amy's married to the actor who plays Gob and plays a character married to Gob? Ponderous man, fucking ponderous.

Posted by: Dale on January 24, 2006 12:07 AM

I'm with you Dave. There's Something About Rachel.

Posted by: Dale on January 24, 2006 12:10 AM

Re: Rachel Harris

Lisa Loeb called. She wants three of her Nine Stories back.

Posted by: ace on January 24, 2006 12:21 AM

How many stairs must a man climb up
Before he can see the sky?
Yes, 'n' how many protests must one man make
To get CNN to reply?
Yes, 'n' how many pants will it take till he knows
That too many protesters cried?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' up my end,
The answer is blowin' up my end.

Posted by: William Howard Taft on January 24, 2006 12:25 AM

body wave? What a wimp! If you didn't have a perm you didn't really have big hair.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 24, 2006 10:25 AM

Speaking of Lisa Loeb, have you seen her new reality show where is looking for a husband???

Good Grief, I would never date again. How can any of you stand it?

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 24, 2006 10:28 AM

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