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January 23, 2006
Embarrassing Celebrity College Facebook Picture WatchYou know Amy Poehler from Saturday Night Live? She's the blonde that does the news with little Ms. Liberal there. The one who thinks she's working for Saturday National Public Radio, and basically just reports liberal-friendly news with only the thinnest pretext of building a joke out of it. The one who was overpraised for her nothing little fart of a Heathers remake, Mean Girls, basically because all the critics liked how she was out and proud as a strident liberal. No going where the funny is for Tina Fey! Anyway, back to Amy Poehler. Boston Irish has used his extensive sources to find her Boston College Facebook picture. Pretty goofy. What frickin' year was that from? 1983? She looks like a Flock of Seagulls groupie. Either that or she just came back from hair and makeup as a background "actor" in Papa Don't Preach. Yeah, it's trivial, but it's original reportage. I guess. In case you didn't know, by the way, she's married to Will Arnett, who plays G.O.B. on Arrested Development. Speaking Of Amy Poehler Update From Dave At Garfield Ridge: She appears in this recent SNL music video honoring one of the greatest heroes in American History: "Young Chuck Norris." posted by Ace at 05:55 PM
CommentsCheap cheap cheap. Let's see you unflattering yearbook pictures ace. Posted by: Moonbat_One on January 23, 2006 06:03 PM
Sure. Look under "Not pictured." Posted by: ace on January 23, 2006 06:04 PM
I liked Mean Girls, although not for anything having to do with Tina Fey. What's "Saturday Night Live"? Posted by: JSinger on January 23, 2006 06:08 PM
I don't mind so much that Tina Fey is a lib, it's just that she always looks like she's so damned pleased with herself, with that annoying little smirk. Then again, I gave up on SNL many moons ago, so whatever. Posted by: zetetic on January 23, 2006 06:08 PM
COME ON!!! Posted by: craig mclaughlin on January 23, 2006 06:10 PM
I *like* Tina Fey, but I guess I'm alone here. Where I know that I'm NOT alone, however, is in the acknowledgement that Rachel Harris is one major hottie. C'mon, don't leave me hangin' here, folks. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 23, 2006 06:36 PM
If *like* means fuck doggystyle with spite, count me in. Who is Rachel Harris? Posted by: Mike on January 23, 2006 07:14 PM
Big hair = sexy. Forever. Shut. Up. Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 07:32 PM
Oh, that big hair. I remember it well. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 23, 2006 07:33 PM
Harris , formerly of the Daily Show and now permament VH1 slut, is like the blond, cuter, scar-less version of Tina Fey. Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 23, 2006 07:35 PM
Anyone who has ever seen any epsiode of Upright Citizens Brigade will tell you that that is a damn good picture of Amy Poehler. Her specialty on that show (which happens to be the funniest show ever, except possibly MST3K) was looking somewhere between deranged and retarded. Posted by: jpok on January 23, 2006 07:38 PM
Sparkle, when I read the text under that photo, it almost sounds like you're making fun of Big Hair. Also, in your more recent pic, you are not sporting. What...is going on? If you're having money trouble, I can send you a few cans of AquaNet to help you get through the rough times. Small hair is a personal tragedy so easily averted. Reach out, Sparkle. Let me know, LauraW. Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 07:49 PM
I'm fine. Really. I appreciate your concern. Have you tried this "freeze spray" stuff? You can get it as Sally's beauty supply and it rocks! You spray your hair up and it is CEMENTED up for the whole day. You can bounce a golf ball off of it. I swear. Sweet. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 23, 2006 08:37 PM
What is this "freeze spray"? Is it F5 rated? Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 23, 2006 10:13 PM
You can bounce a golf ball off of it. I swear. Sounds like when I took Viagra. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 23, 2006 10:15 PM
AS GOD IS MY WITNESS... *tears rolling down cheeks* I'll never have small hair again! Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 10:32 PM
Oh, I forgot. ATLANTA BURNS IN BACKGROUND Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 10:33 PM
Ahhh, I remember my body wave. Posted by: Lipstick on January 23, 2006 11:05 PM
So Amy's married to the actor who plays Gob and plays a character married to Gob? Ponderous man, fucking ponderous. Posted by: Dale on January 24, 2006 12:07 AM
I'm with you Dave. There's Something About Rachel. Posted by: Dale on January 24, 2006 12:10 AM
Re: Rachel Harris Lisa Loeb called. She wants three of her Nine Stories back. Posted by: ace on January 24, 2006 12:21 AM
How many stairs must a man climb up Posted by: William Howard Taft on January 24, 2006 12:25 AM
body wave? What a wimp! If you didn't have a perm you didn't really have big hair. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 24, 2006 10:25 AM
Speaking of Lisa Loeb, have you seen her new reality show where is looking for a husband??? Good Grief, I would never date again. How can any of you stand it? Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 24, 2006 10:28 AM
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Update to the video of a Russian soldier being spun around and thrown by the machinegun he was operating: The soldier was testing an old, archaic Russian machinegun intended to be mounted to a helicopter. The old gun was pressed into service as a possible anti-drone gun. The Russian army is generally depleted and being forced to bring a lot of old, unreliable weapons and platforms to the front.
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FDA is providing an update regarding the sample of lettuce supplied by Taylor Farms de Mexico which was reported positive on July 18, 2026. Due to the complexity in detection of Cyclospora, FDA laboratory experts re-reviewed the sample results and have concluded that the finding does not represent true amplification and should be considered a false positive. Information about the sample has been removed from the July 18, 2026, update below. FDA has notified Taylor Farms and continues working with the firm to ensure product implicated in this outbreak has been removed from the market. FDA and state partners continue to collect and analyze product samples. As of July 19, 2026, there are no confirmed positive sample results for product testing for Cyclospora.[CBD]
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CNBC ranks Tennessee as dead last in its “Worst States to Live” analysis. The specific reason is that cross-dressing men in TN are denied access to children and women’s private spaces. Texas finished 49th. The “worst” states were all red states. [Buck]
Senator Lindsey Graham (R - SC) has died after a "brief and sudden illness." [Buck]
The "Evel Knievel Experience," a museum dedicated to the famous daredevil, opens in (where else) Las Vegas
Well I guess they could have opened it on the Snake Canyon.
In response to someone asking why the video tape doesn't show Tyler Robinson's face (PS, it does, but it's crappy video so it's blurry):
Candace OwensFor such an "open and shut case" they have thus far provided ZERO evidence of anything outside of a criminal government conspiracy, the likes of which hasn't been seen since the JFK assassination.
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Blake Neff Fenix Ammunition Post here, showing Tyler Robinson's ammunition, matching this guy's own box. And it is an expanding-tip hollow-point round. Boy these Internet Experts (TM) sure do get a lot of things wrong.
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