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Conservative Wins Portugal Presidency...with an outright majority. No jacking around with run-offs. Thanks to Alarming News. posted by Ace at 06:18 PM
CommentsI'm from Portugal, and let me tell you, even here he's considered a "moderate" conservative. In US terms he'd be a center-left Democrat. Better then the Socialist trash, but not by much. Posted by: madne0 on January 23, 2006 06:30 PM
Diebold's expanding overseas, apparently. Posted by: Moonbat_One on January 23, 2006 06:33 PM
Madneo, I'll take my repudiation of Eurosocialism where I can find it. Even of the baby steps variety. Posted by: Sobek on January 23, 2006 06:57 PM
And the President of Portugal doesn't have too much power. Posted by: Iblis on January 23, 2006 07:08 PM
And apparently the liberals are out in Canada too. Go figure. http://reuters.myway.com/article/20060123/2006-01-23T195523Z_01_N19193346_RTRIDST_0_NEWS-POLITICS-DC.htm Posted by: JackStraw on January 23, 2006 07:31 PM
"Of course she sides with the Democrats when she's here, but can't stand the socialists in Portugal. Go figure." Not to surprising. When it comes to economy our Socialists make the Democrats look like libertarians. Posted by: madne0 on January 23, 2006 08:16 PM
and no running around with jack-offs Posted by: ramms on January 23, 2006 09:11 PM
Diebold's expanding overseas, apparently. I never understand the conservative worship of Diebold. Their machines really are just pieces of crap that any 15-year-old geek could change the votes on. Not really my idea of how voting machines ought to work, but I guess that's because I lack moral clarity or something. Posted by: scarshapedstar on January 23, 2006 10:06 PM
but I guess that's because I lack moral clarity or something. Don't be so hard on yourself. After all, one needs intelligence and common sense before they achieve moral clarity. Posted by: BrewFan on January 23, 2006 10:11 PM
I'm first generation American; my heritage is half Portuguese, and half Italian. All of my family in this country is conservative. That is, they live their lives in what you would call a conservative mindframe. But half of them vote Democrat out of sheer habit. Posted by: lauraw on January 23, 2006 10:58 PM
desculpe, no faolo Portuguese. bom tarde. Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 23, 2006 11:03 PM
Their machines really are just pieces of crap that any 15-year-old geek could change the votes on. That's just stupid. Paper ballots can and have been forged; punched cards likewise. Any voting system can be gamed. It's processes that make the difference, and America's voting systems are reasonably robust (although they could be better). Personally, I'd require all voters to present ID before voting -- valid Driver's License or state-issued ID. But of course Democrats howl when it's suggested. So before you get pissy about Diebold machines, think about the roadblocks Democrats throw up about validating the IDs of voters at the polls. That's a much bigger problem in terms of fraud. (But hey, illegal aliens, dead people, and felons tend to vote Democrat, so what's the problem?) Posted by: Monty on January 23, 2006 11:03 PM
Their machines really are just pieces of crap that any 15-year-old geek could change the votes on. Man, don't I know it! I remember hunkering down in Columbus, smoking lines of crack with Ken Blackwell and messing with the votes of the blue-collar union-working man ensuring my dark master the four-years he needs to secure his dark power over the world... Uh...oh crap, Karl is going to kill me. Posted by: Shawn, Neo-Con War Commenter on January 23, 2006 11:11 PM
no faolo Portuguese. Sim, voce nao fala. :) Posted by: Lipstick on January 24, 2006 09:10 AM
Lipstick, are you conjugating? Cause that's really hot. Bom dia. Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 24, 2006 09:14 AM
If you want to sound like a Brazilian, just pronounce it: Bom jia. Glad to offer my nerdly services.... Posted by: Lipstick on January 24, 2006 11:18 AM
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Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.
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