Hey, when ya gotta smoke, ya gotta smoke, yannow?

Oh, and hello, gorgeous.

Hellllooooo my hot, muscular readers.

I dunno, I guess I'd forgo the smoke if it was going to make make my face rot off, but, I'm not French.

Hellllooooo my hot, muscular readers.

Hey! I'm here too!

[hint: to include BrewFan you need something along the lines of "Hellloooo my more mature, slightly paunchy but otherwise nice readers"]

Wow, that chick sounds kinda... feisty.

With a Frenchy, feisty way of doing things.

Like knocking you completely unconscious with the smell/sight of her pit odor/underarm thatch milliseconds before the force of her unseen/unanticipated open-palmed-with-sharpened-and-slighty-curved-fingernails-immediately-following roundhouse slap shocks your face with daggers of flamey, adrenalin-boiling, electric pain.

Yeah, one of THOSE kinda chicks...

Actually, you had us at "suck".

The article didn't mention she has already gone back to her old job - you can see her in Parisian Bukkake #5.

Ok, Brewfan: HELLLLLOOOOO all readers of every shape and size!

Suck. Suck. Suck. Long. Hard. Suck.

Sorry, I'm getting ready to hit the bar in a couple of hours, so I'm getting myself all 'fired up'.

Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck.

Oh my. I don't have to use my coupon for that, do I?

In my experience a bar is the method used to get the girl to suck suck suck. I didn't believe the process could be reversed.

Dang Feisty. You and I should go out! We'd rule.

And the face transplant chick, she sucks but probably does not swallow.

From reading the article, Kevlar-darling, it appears she spits it right back out. The smoke, that is.

Uppity little French chick.

Yeah, those uppity French bukkake chicks. They don't swallow and all they do is cry. WAAAAH!

Fiesty, do you need one of our white-hot thugs here at AoS to act as your butler tonight? Sounds like you might need someone to uh, back you up. Second thought, maybe not...

What in the hell is diversity?

Is it like an old wooden ship? From the Civil War?

Dave in Texas ,

Do you need to consult Strunk, Funk, and the dirty little Punk on that vocabulary word "diversity?"

I'll tell ya what it means, my white-hot man. It means NO French chicks for YOU! They won't be able to handle your, um, diversity.

well, voulez vous couchet avec dang, god-dang.

s'ok. I prefer American Ladies™

Fucking fwench.
You'd think that they would consider smoking a sign of success, considering how much the EUnuchs smoke.
However, they've said that they'll consider this 'faceplant' a triumph when the woman can say the word 'surrender'.

She got herself a facelift