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That chick who had the face transplant is using new lips to smokeAll she's been longin' for since the dog-maulin' is a long, hard suck....from a cigarette: The world's first face-transplant patient is using her new lips to smoke cigarettes, alarming the French surgical team that performed the pioneering surgery in November. Sources say 'Isabelle' also plans on using her new lips to ask her slimy ex-boyfriend to return her Jerry Lewis DVD collection. [Guest-blogger Feisty, ardent practitioner of the Ace of Spades Lifestyle (TM), can be found here, yo.] posted by Feisty at 07:27 PM
CommentsHey, when ya gotta smoke, ya gotta smoke, yannow? Posted by: CraigC on January 21, 2006 07:33 PM
Oh, and hello, gorgeous. Posted by: CraigC on January 21, 2006 07:34 PM
Hellllooooo my hot, muscular readers. I dunno, I guess I'd forgo the smoke if it was going to make make my face rot off, but, I'm not French. Posted by: Feisty on January 21, 2006 07:39 PM
Hellllooooo my hot, muscular readers. Hey! I'm here too! [hint: to include BrewFan you need something along the lines of "Hellloooo my more mature, slightly paunchy but otherwise nice readers"] Posted by: BrewFan on January 21, 2006 07:43 PM
Wow, that chick sounds kinda... feisty. With a Frenchy, feisty way of doing things. Like knocking you completely unconscious with the smell/sight of her pit odor/underarm thatch milliseconds before the force of her unseen/unanticipated open-palmed-with-sharpened-and-slighty-curved-fingernails-immediately-following roundhouse slap shocks your face with daggers of flamey, adrenalin-boiling, electric pain. Yeah, one of THOSE kinda chicks... Posted by: Dogstar on January 21, 2006 07:44 PM
Actually, you had us at "suck". Posted by: All The Guys on January 21, 2006 07:46 PM
The article didn't mention she has already gone back to her old job - you can see her in Parisian Bukkake #5. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 21, 2006 07:47 PM
Ok, Brewfan: HELLLLLOOOOO all readers of every shape and size! Suck. Suck. Suck. Long. Hard. Suck. Sorry, I'm getting ready to hit the bar in a couple of hours, so I'm getting myself all 'fired up'. Suck. Suck. Suck. Suck. Posted by: Feisty on January 21, 2006 07:54 PM
Oh my. I don't have to use my coupon for that, do I? Posted by: BrewFan on January 21, 2006 07:56 PM
In my experience a bar is the method used to get the girl to suck suck suck. I didn't believe the process could be reversed. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 21, 2006 07:57 PM
Dang Feisty. You and I should go out! We'd rule. And the face transplant chick, she sucks but probably does not swallow. Posted by: KevlarChick on January 21, 2006 08:04 PM
From reading the article, Kevlar-darling, it appears she spits it right back out. The smoke, that is. Uppity little French chick. Posted by: Feisty on January 21, 2006 08:07 PM
Yeah, those uppity French bukkake chicks. They don't swallow and all they do is cry. WAAAAH! Fiesty, do you need one of our white-hot thugs here at AoS to act as your butler tonight? Sounds like you might need someone to uh, back you up. Second thought, maybe not... Posted by: KevlarChick on January 21, 2006 08:15 PM
What in the hell is diversity? Is it like an old wooden ship? From the Civil War? Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 21, 2006 08:15 PM
Dave in Texas , Do you need to consult Strunk, Funk, and the dirty little Punk on that vocabulary word "diversity?" I'll tell ya what it means, my white-hot man. It means NO French chicks for YOU! They won't be able to handle your, um, diversity. Posted by: KevlarChick on January 21, 2006 08:32 PM
well, voulez vous couchet avec dang, god-dang. s'ok. I prefer American Ladies™ Posted by: Dave in Texas on January 21, 2006 08:54 PM
Fucking fwench. Posted by: Uncle Jefe on January 21, 2006 09:02 PM
She got herself a facelift Posted by: spurwing plover on January 21, 2006 11:06 PM
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I wonder if he was fearless. I wonder if he was scared. I wonder if he just did it anyway?-- Mike Rowe
Low-T High-Calorie Potato Brian Stelter: "Matthew Dowd is no longer an MSNBC political analyst, according to a network source."
Matt Dowd, former Disney Groomer Corporation Political Director and John McCain advisor (of course), is the one who blamed Charlie Kirk's shooting on the real assassin, Charlie Kirk, claiming that Charlie's "hateful words lead to hateful actions."
Trump speaks about the "heinous assassination" of Charlie Kirk, notes the left relentlessly demonized him until they radicalized an assassin to kill him
"For years, the radical left has compared wonderful Americans like Charlie to NAZlS... this type of language is DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the terrorism we're seeing in our country today.
Argentinian PM Javier Millei: "The left is always, at all times and places, a violent phenomenon full of hatred."
I disregard their hate. It's the violence that we object to. And we will begin objecting to it with force.
Update: Kash Patel says the person of interest has been interrogated and then released. Wrong guy, I guess.
But as the hours pass without a real suspect, and with the FBI apparently interrogating uninvolved people, I begin to fear the assassin has escaped. I mean, they don't seem to be following a breadcrumb trail, they seem genuinely baffled.
Karol Sheinin: I can confirm the person of interest questioned by the FBI is Zachariah Ahmed Qureshi.
If this is the guy -- apparently he also interned at Heritage. Update: Source says he's been released? Wrong guy?
Fat-F*ck Pritzker blames Trump's rhetoric for the ramp up of political violence! May he rot in hell! [CBD]
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Broward County Officials Accused of Adding Over 100,000 Ineligible Voters to the Rolls It is too soon to know how it happened, but...Republicans are watching! And that is how it is done. [CBD]
Federal judge temporarily blocks Trump from firing Federal Reserve Gov Lisa Cook With absolutely nonsensical reasoning, but you already knew that. [CBD]
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James Varney: Reflecting on Hurricane Katrina twenty years later, and the partisan uses Democrats found for it
There was fear aplenty. But the truth is, a lot of the panic Americans saw on television was performative. The throngs of people along Convention Center Boulevard sat patiently in the broiling weather, five or six deep in folding chairs on the sidewalk, waiting for something, someone, to arrive. Then, a television crew or photographer would show up, and people would pour into the street, falling on their knees, screaming and gesticulating to the camera. It was an awful situation, obviously, but when the camera wasn't on them, it was remarkable how patient and orderly everyone was.
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Sometimes, I find you doubt my love for you but I don't mind Why should I mind? Why should I mind? It's hard to quote the song while avoiding quoting from the endlessly-repeated chorus. Wait, my mistake, his other hit from 1985 was the most repetitive new wave hit of the 80s.
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Here's a solid beating of the execrable French! [CBD]
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Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right. But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does. I think even if Trump doesn't have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule. I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory. Recent Comments
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