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He wanted a lighter sentence because of the ignominious nature of his capture. Lawyer Michael Knowles said Dearman was "a laughing stock" who would "never be able to hold his head up in respectable criminal company again". It was also made known that his partner had to leave town because of the humiliation. Life just...ain't fair sometimes. posted by LauraW. at 06:24 PM
CommentsI'm getting the page, but the content isn't loading. Posted by: CraigC on January 21, 2006 07:05 PM
I was on Baldy's side in this one. Really. Until it mentioned that he "punched a 67 year old" who had a "heart condition". What a fuckhead. I hope Baldy's cellmate is New Zealander's oldest armed robber and that he deputises Baldy to laundry duty the whole time he's there. Posted by: David Ross on January 21, 2006 07:25 PM
We may not know how may 5 year olds it takes to kick a grown man's butt, but we know how many cotton-tops it takes. Posted by: BrewFan on January 21, 2006 07:52 PM
My preferred terms for old fogies are cottonheads & geries. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 21, 2006 07:55 PM
..."never be able to hold his head up in respectable criminal company again"... Wow! The system does work, after all! Posted by: Xoxotl on January 21, 2006 08:59 PM
If you dont want to do the time then dont do the crime Posted by: spurwing plover on January 21, 2006 11:08 PM
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[A]n asshole is somebody who looks at a painting of two toddlers doing something totally normal for toddlers and decides that it represents homosexuality and then thinks that publicly saying that is somehow edgy and clever. Instead it is doing what we accuse the Left of, that is sexualizing young children. If that describes you, own it.Muldoon
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It's a heavily armored (the pilot sits in a titanim bathtub) slow-and-low loitering plane with a massive minigun firing depleted uranium rounds. The capability it brings is the ability to just fly big circles over the country waiting for a target to present itself. This is a weapons platform for eliminating vehicles and personnel. Its first task might be strafing the seas, clearing out any remaining attack boats and minelayers.
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