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January 20, 2006
Justice is a Pizza Best Served ColdI love a site that simply reveals the duplicity of those who speak honestly in their native language, which is then whitewashed when they speak in English (or when it is translated for English-speaking media). MEMRI is particularly valuable in this regard. Thanks to another favorite, I learn of this little gem. You remember Roger Keith Coleman? The TIME Magazine poster boy? You know him, the guy who was actually guilty? Well, apparently one Roger Willemsen is a darling of the German media, and he was no doubt one of many who hoped with white hot intensity that they could use Poster Boy as a way to bash the United States (the death penalty merely being the convenient excuse de jour). I found the translation of Mr. Willemsen's remarks on Poster Boy to be fascinating on two points: First, he focuses in on the factoid that Poster Boy's last meal was cold pizza, and fantasizes that one of the corrections officers (a "deeply barbaric ... average man") personally decided to punish a "demonstrably innocent" man by making his pizza "extra cold." I bet that one will get a LOT of sympathy around here. The news accounts make mention of his final meal being cold pizza, but that's not good enough for Willemsen. Cold pizza couldn't simply be the result of a the distance between the prison kitchen and Death Row, or a similarly prosaic explanation? Hell, no. That wouldn't give his America bashing enough spice. So, Willemsen kicks it up a notch. Second, according to Willemsen, Poster Boy was "subjected to every perversion of justice during the trial the likes of which we’d expect from Iran." That one kind of puzzles me. Was he sentenced to die for being raped? Well, no. Was he executed for being gay? Well, no. How about being hanged for "waging war on God" (whatever the hell that means)? Um, not that one either. Was he denied a lawyer? Blocked from speaking to the media? Convicted and executed in secret? Tried by legally ignorant jihadi fanatics? I'm really at a loss here. I can only conclude that Iranian prisoners are routinely fed cold pizza. posted by Harry Callahan at 09:24 PM
CommentsTo me, the guy looks like the classic pervert. Posted by: shawn on January 20, 2006 09:43 PM
OT: I'm watching (for the first time) the new ABC show In Justice. While it looked kinda hippyish (it seems to have been sold as an Anti-Law&Order, where the crusading detectives reverse wrongful convictions), the chief lawyer just got thrown in jail for contempt, after throwing a temper tantrum when the judge ruled against him, proudly calls their group "The new weather underground" So ABC considers this to be a good thing to compare their protaganists too? Posted by: HowardDevore on January 20, 2006 09:59 PM
One of the fascinating little facts about Death Row is that inmates usually choose a last meal that they hope will sicken the prison coroner or cause various other nauseous effects post-mortem. This is in keeping with the general tendency in prison for the inmates to do lots of nasty things to make the guards' lives difficult, like placing body fluids in the letters which have to be examined by prison officials before mailing. Posted by: olddawg on January 20, 2006 10:00 PM
Yeah, no matter how much they tried to flog that on football, it's obviously still a total losers' show. Posted by: someone on January 20, 2006 10:01 PM
I had hope for it to be at least a different take on police procedural dramas. Sure it's bias shows from the get go, but at least dramatacilly it could sustain a happier ending than CSI or L&O. Or so I hoped, at least until they did a very special episode about exonarting a Tookie cline. Then they went and shot themselves in the foot from the get go. Posted by: HowardDevore on January 20, 2006 10:08 PM
Is there, nonetheless, a reason for the state to execute people? No. Posted by: scarshapedstar on January 20, 2006 10:21 PM
Well argued SSS! The way you linked your points together, each one supported by irrefutable evidence, was dazzling. And the way you didn't feel at all constrained by topicality or relevance - very liberating, I'm sure. But I don't think your rhetorical gifts are receiving their full due here. You should seek out like-minded robust intellects like yourself - shining stars in the firmament of the internet capable of dispensing with formal argumentation and simply stating the obvious truth. Moron. Posted by: geoff on January 20, 2006 10:30 PM
Geez, starshapedholeinethehead. At least I led off with an OT warning and still tried to link my wusings into the original topic. Try harder next time, as this time you just get a check minus. Posted by: HowardDevore on January 20, 2006 10:34 PM
Yeah, in Iran, death-row prisoners in that Muslim country get cold pizza: ham & pineapple. Posted by: ras on January 20, 2006 10:36 PM
Is there, nonetheless, a reason for the state to execute people? Umm Scar yes there is... Executed people have a Recidivism rate of exactly 0 percent. Posted by: Scott A on January 20, 2006 10:38 PM
Hmm, I was always under the impression that these guys (and sometimes gals) rarely, if ever, actually eat their last meal. Nothing like certain death to ruin your appetite. Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 20, 2006 10:41 PM
Is there, nonetheless, a reason for the state to execute people? Only in the case of marijuana law violations. Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 20, 2006 10:43 PM
Otho - You are going to force me in to scar's camp. Maybe we should make ogling of Asian women with cartoonishly large bosoms a death sentence crime. Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 20, 2006 11:02 PM
Hey steve, here's what I did last week, like my old lacrosse coach used to tell me, "walk it off Laurence, walk it off". Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 20, 2006 11:09 PM
Posted by: Asher on January 20, 2006 11:13 PM
Otho I like when the spectator says , "Ok, dude, what's wrong?" Posted by: steve_in_hb on January 20, 2006 11:16 PM
This sort of moral equivalence nonsense gets old fast. It has real consequences, mainly in terms of inaction and indifference. I am strongly against the death penalty. But I'm puzzled by the misguided tactics of so many other death penalty opponents. And, more to the point, comparing an imperfect American justice system to Iranian tyranny is just sickening. Tell that to Zahra Kazemi. Posted by: SJKevin on January 20, 2006 11:27 PM
steve: This sort of moral equivalence nonsense gets old fast. It has real consequences, mainly in terms of inaction and indifference. Yep, I hear you. My opposition is from a Catholic/anti-killing principle, but I look around and see that my compatriots on this issue try to turn it into a black/white racial issue, oppressor/oppressed (the murderer is the oppressed!), or even obviously guilty people, like Mumia, who just have the correct politics. The anti-capital punishment arguments are always based on bullshit left-wing politics and for that reason the movement is very unlikely to succeed or ever connect with mainstream it needs the support of. Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 20, 2006 11:45 PM
Whenever the DP debate pops up, I'm reminded of Richard Speck. You remember him...murderer/rapist, sentenced to die, sentence overturned in "67 when the DP was declared unconstitutional in '67. Died in '91 after a massive heart attack. 5 years later, a video shows up of this idiot "rotting" in jail...complete with a taxpayer funded sex change and doing mounds of coke. Some justice. Nothing can convince me that the DP is wrong for the guilty. Posted by: Sterm26 on January 21, 2006 12:31 AM
Is there, nonetheless, a reason for the state to execute people? No. Oh, I think kidnapping a two year old, raping and torturing her, and then skinning her alive is an excellent reason to execute somebody. Or, instead, do you prefer we give this guy cold pizza once a week? Posted by: shawn on January 21, 2006 02:07 AM
Its kind of like ABDUL JIMAL the glorified cop killer who has become the darling of the liberals including the jerks in hollywood Posted by: spurwing plover on January 21, 2006 09:14 AM
When Ed Koch had his radio show in NY, he used the Lindberg law as proof of deterrence with the death penalty. It is one of the few provable reasons to support the otherwise repugnant nationalization of crime laws. Posted by: Tom M on January 21, 2006 10:39 AM
I suspect that in Iran, the cold pizza doesn't even have pepperoni or sausage. MONSTERS! Posted by: Sobek on January 21, 2006 11:27 AM
If it does, don't ask what it was made from. Posted by: scott on January 21, 2006 11:31 AM
Roger Coleman was as guilty as sin he was made theposter boy for the liberals including making the front cover of the liberal rag TIME and now i guess they will try to proclaim CHARLES MANSON is inocent as well its too bad that idiot JERRY MOONBEAM BROWN was in office at that time in CALIFORNIA otherwise MANSON would be pushing up daisis by now Posted by: spurwing plover on January 24, 2006 10:11 AM
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