Now, it's pinin' for the fjords!

I've no idea who this Gary is. I was devastated. Suzy left that night and I've not seen her since. She came back to collect her stuff when I was out.
"I hope I never see her again."

Obviously this guy doesn’t get the whole Alpha Male thing. If he could assemble all the women he’d slept with in one room, the most important thing they could say about him has to be, “we ended on good terms.” No wonder everyone thinks the Brits are poofters.

Bird Betrays Babe's Bootycalls

Parrot Pans Pooter Party

Fowl foils female's fucking

cockatoo clucks "cock or two"

He's getting rid of the bird because it keeps saying the other guy's name? Pussy. Keep the bird. That thing's better than nanny cam.

The ACLU has issued a strongly-worded statement protesting the NSA's monitoring of parrots imported into the United States.

Avian Agitator Axes Affair

Macaw Mocks Missus' Moxie

Copycat Cockatoo Cans Clandestine Canoodling

Tufted Tattler Tells Tail Tale

Sweet, utron!

chattering chicken chokes chick's chances

"Awk, it's so much bigger than his! Awk!"

"Awk! Love it in my ass! Awk! Love it in my ass!"

Her confession not only ended their two-year relationship but also led Mr Taylor to parting with his pet because it kept repeating the offending name.

That's loyalty for you. I hope his next girlfriend cheats on him like crazy and he doesn't figure it out until he's the laughingstock of the whole town. It would serve him right for getting rid of the bird after it helped him like this.

A little birdie told me SQUARK SQUARK

Now go see the little birdie, spurwing. Remember the picture of the little birdie?
Yes. That's the one. It's a nice birdie. Nice birdie. Make a comment to the pretty birdie. Go ahead. You know you want to.