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January 17, 2006

Video: Roy Nagin Promises "Chocolate" New Orleans

I guess that "content of his character" stuff is all so passe now.

SondraK has the first ad for Nagin's chocolatification campaign.


posted by Ace at 01:10 AM
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Uh, Ace? It's old. On your blog. Last night.

Heh.

Posted by: someone on January 17, 2006 01:11 AM

For those who missed this before:

Nagin then told to "get on the bus." Unfortunately, they were all still underwater.
Posted by at January 16, 2006 05:54 PM

Dr. King must be spinning in his grave.
Posted by BrewFan at January 16, 2006 06:13 PM

Does anyone else think he'd been drinking--lots--before that speech?
Posted by Crash at January 16, 2006 06:57 PM

a King statue and memorial was cleaned up and landscaped in advance

Done so with spare cash Nagin made working part time as the President of Iran.
Posted by Biff Boff at January 16, 2006 07:08 PM

By the way, on this day of remembrance, how many other elected leaders are referring to African Americans as "chocolate"?
Posted by Biff Boff at January 16, 2006 07:12 PM

That rich guy you been seein', must have let you down. Welcome back baby, to the Brother Side of Town.

Doot doo-doo wah, shooby doo, doo-wah.
Posted by Joe Mama at January 16, 2006 07:42 PM

Does anyone else feel that Ace left too much to the imagination on this one?

C'mon Ace!

With remarks such as this...this 'chocolate' comment, Nagin's just begging for a one-on-one interview.
Posted by JMFLYNNY at January 16, 2006 07:43 PM

Since you left me if you see me in another town
Looking like I'm having fun
Although it may be dry, it's not really fly
'Cause Big Easy's the permanent one

So take a good look at my face
You know my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my fears

Outside I'm masquerading
Inside my hope is fading
I'm just a clown since my future drowned
My smile is my make up
I wear since my break-up with you

Baby, take a good look at my face
You know my smile looks out of place
If you look closer it's easy to trace
The tracks of my fears


Posted by J. (Big) Rivers at January 16, 2006 08:11 PM

More and more, if I had the money I think I would emigrate to either Australia or New Zealand. Anywhere with a rational immigration policy, the rule of law, and English heritage.
The evil dwarves from the "Last Battle" are loose and raising too much havoc here in the USA.
Posted by hunter at January 16, 2006 08:36 PM

For the video of this idiotic divisive racist pointless insanity see:

http://www.wwltv.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=46812&catId=53

For local appalled mortified horrified humiliated New Orleans reactions see:

class="text">http://www.nola.com/forums/townhall/index.ssf?initial=true

and

http://www.nola.com/forums/uptown/index.ssf?initial=true

Nagin has done more today to damage morale in this poor city than one would have thought humanly possible.
Posted by max at January 16, 2006 08:56 PM

From a post at the forum link max provided:

C. Ray's Chocolate City

[...]you can’t underestimate the gingerbread houses.

Posted by Cliff S. at January 16, 2006 10:34 PM

And JESSIE JACKASSON and AL SHARKPTON have turned his dream into a nightmare becuase MLK wanted a colorblind society and im sure he would tell JACKASSON to keep your nose out of others buisness
Posted by spurwing plover at January 16, 2006 11:24 PM

Dr. King must be spinning in his grave.

Posted by BrewFan at January 16, 2006 06:13 PM

Not according to Nagin, in his speech he said King looked down from heaven and saw how the people could not get food and were met by soldiers and attack dogs and he was not happy.

http://tarheelcon.blogspot.com
Posted by Tarheel Conservative at January 17, 2006 12:08 AM

New Orleans can forget about my ever visiting them. I wouldn't want my filthy tourist dollars to disturb their nice chocolate city, after all.
Posted by BattleofthePyramids at January 17, 2006 12:10 AM

Holy Wonka Bars, that last update is worth a bump to the top. Pure gold, baby.
Posted by Sortelli at January 17, 2006 12:14 AM

Posted by: Biff Boff on January 17, 2006 02:58 AM

New Orleans was a "chocolate city"? Well, I guess that does explain all the reported cannibalism at the Superdome and Convention Center.

Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 17, 2006 08:25 AM

Do you know the way to Chocolate City?

Just take the Hershey Highway past Donut Junction and you are there!

Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 08:54 AM

I'm glad that I don't get the feeling that Nagin is just some racepimpy douchebag.

Posted by: tachyonshuggy on January 17, 2006 09:32 AM

Chocolate City has about 7 months, and we must suspect that global warming has not subsided. Ocean conditions are not likely to be any better, from the standpoint of climatological trends, anyway. What has Nagin done to prepare? Presuming Nagin is still mayor, a dismal prospect indeed, he should enter a conciliatory phase along about June. Bet those bus engines are locked up tight.

Posted by: Layer Seven on January 17, 2006 09:39 AM

With Ace its about output, baby, not 'reading.'

Posted by: lauraw on January 17, 2006 09:41 AM

Shame on Nagin.

Doesn't he know Washington DC is Chocolate City?

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/library/dc/dc6898/funk.htm

Although with gentrification, I guess DC is now Chocolate with Vanilla chunks spread throughout.

Posted by: Mark on January 17, 2006 10:33 AM

"With Ace its about output, baby, not 'reading.'"

Maybe, but the comment "I guess that 'content of his character' stuff is all so passe now," was worth a second post. Also, the very gaucheness of the "chocolate city" comment raises this performance above Nagin's normal stupidity. I LOVED your link to "C Ray's Chocolate City." http://www.nolafugees.com/archive/issue%202/chocolatecity.html

Posted by: Redhand on January 17, 2006 10:34 AM

As a first step, Nagin today announced New Orleans shall henceforth be known as "Hershey, Lousiana."

So let it be written, so let it be done.

Posted by: TallDave on January 17, 2006 10:39 AM

Does this make Nagin Willie Wonka?

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 17, 2006 10:59 AM
Posted by: A-A on January 17, 2006 11:15 AM

I can't help but to think how racist this is. Imagine if we had gov of mississippi standing up and saying how they were going to make the lowlands vanilla again?

ASW

Posted by: Alpha Sierra Whiskey on January 17, 2006 11:16 AM

Is he trying to scare away reconstruction money?

Posted by: Red Jode on January 17, 2006 12:13 PM

Whis is this moron still mayor?

Posted by: Iblis on January 17, 2006 12:29 PM

Because they delayed the election. That's why Nagin is scrambling to get "his constituents" back to town.
Hint to Ray: Use the buses!

Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 12:41 PM

I think I foresee the Republican 2008 campaign slogan:

"It's Vanilla Time in America"

Posted by: TallDave on January 17, 2006 12:44 PM

Last I heard, he lived in Dallas.

Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 17, 2006 12:46 PM

Whis is this moron still mayor?

Because he is a black Democrat. Had he been a white Republican, or Democrat for that matter, he would have been axed, there would have been Congressional hearings and he would have been run out of town. That is the same reason he gets away with spewing ignorant babble like "chocolate New Orleans".

Posted by: Johnnywaka on January 17, 2006 12:52 PM

Nagin should get his wish. Every white person who lives and works in N.O. should move and find jobs elsewhere. Let him have his chocolate city.

Posted by: on January 17, 2006 12:54 PM

Nagin should wish for an M & M city.
Melts in your mouth with no chocolate mess.

Based on his history, I think Sugar Daddy or Good & Plenty is his favorite candy, even though he's nuttier than a Payday.

Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 01:08 PM

"I have a Dream"
Ray, I don't think it means what you think it means.

Posted by: Iblis on January 17, 2006 01:12 PM

For Nagin it's "I have a wet dream"

Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 01:35 PM

For Nagin it's "I have a wet dream"

What, amphibious school buses?

Posted by: Iblis on January 17, 2006 01:59 PM
Posted by: max on January 17, 2006 03:47 PM

It's Ray Nagin, not Roy. Roy was Bruce Willis' pseudonym in Die Hard.

Posted by: on January 17, 2006 05:32 PM

Congratulations Ace. You're famous in OKC. They quoted your comment on Nagin on a segment on the local news that covers blogs.

Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on January 17, 2006 06:22 PM

WHO IS THIS MAYOR NIGAN?

Posted by: BILLY BOB on January 19, 2006 07:08 AM

Hello

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