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January 17, 2006
Video: Roy Nagin Promises "Chocolate" New OrleansI guess that "content of his character" stuff is all so passe now. SondraK has the first ad for Nagin's chocolatification campaign. posted by Ace at 01:10 AM
CommentsUh, Ace? It's old. On your blog. Last night. Heh. Posted by: someone on January 17, 2006 01:11 AM
For those who missed this before: Nagin then told to "get on the bus." Unfortunately, they were all still underwater. Dr. King must be spinning in his grave. Does anyone else think he'd been drinking--lots--before that speech? a King statue and memorial was cleaned up and landscaped in advance Done so with spare cash Nagin made working part time as the President of Iran. By the way, on this day of remembrance, how many other elected leaders are referring to African Americans as "chocolate"? That rich guy you been seein', must have let you down. Welcome back baby, to the Brother Side of Town. Doot doo-doo wah, shooby doo, doo-wah. Does anyone else feel that Ace left too much to the imagination on this one? C'mon Ace! With remarks such as this...this 'chocolate' comment, Nagin's just begging for a one-on-one interview. Since you left me if you see me in another town So take a good look at my face Outside I'm masquerading Baby, take a good look at my face
More and more, if I had the money I think I would emigrate to either Australia or New Zealand. Anywhere with a rational immigration policy, the rule of law, and English heritage. For the video of this idiotic divisive racist pointless insanity see: http://www.wwltv.com/sharedcontent/VideoPlayer/videoPlayer.php?vidId=46812&catId=53 For local appalled mortified horrified humiliated New Orleans reactions see: class="text">http://www.nola.com/forums/townhall/index.ssf?initial=true and http://www.nola.com/forums/uptown/index.ssf?initial=true Nagin has done more today to damage morale in this poor city than one would have thought humanly possible. From a post at the forum link max provided: C. Ray's Chocolate City [...]you can’t underestimate the gingerbread houses. Posted by Cliff S. at January 16, 2006 10:34 PM And JESSIE JACKASSON and AL SHARKPTON have turned his dream into a nightmare becuase MLK wanted a colorblind society and im sure he would tell JACKASSON to keep your nose out of others buisness Dr. King must be spinning in his grave. Posted by BrewFan at January 16, 2006 06:13 PM Not according to Nagin, in his speech he said King looked down from heaven and saw how the people could not get food and were met by soldiers and attack dogs and he was not happy. http://tarheelcon.blogspot.com New Orleans can forget about my ever visiting them. I wouldn't want my filthy tourist dollars to disturb their nice chocolate city, after all. Holy Wonka Bars, that last update is worth a bump to the top. Pure gold, baby. Posted by: Biff Boff on January 17, 2006 02:58 AM
New Orleans was a "chocolate city"? Well, I guess that does explain all the reported cannibalism at the Superdome and Convention Center. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 17, 2006 08:25 AM
Do you know the way to Chocolate City? Just take the Hershey Highway past Donut Junction and you are there! Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 08:54 AM
I'm glad that I don't get the feeling that Nagin is just some racepimpy douchebag. Posted by: tachyonshuggy on January 17, 2006 09:32 AM
Chocolate City has about 7 months, and we must suspect that global warming has not subsided. Ocean conditions are not likely to be any better, from the standpoint of climatological trends, anyway. What has Nagin done to prepare? Presuming Nagin is still mayor, a dismal prospect indeed, he should enter a conciliatory phase along about June. Bet those bus engines are locked up tight. Posted by: Layer Seven on January 17, 2006 09:39 AM
With Ace its about output, baby, not 'reading.' Posted by: lauraw on January 17, 2006 09:41 AM
Shame on Nagin. Doesn't he know Washington DC is Chocolate City? http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/library/dc/dc6898/funk.htm Although with gentrification, I guess DC is now Chocolate with Vanilla chunks spread throughout. Posted by: Mark on January 17, 2006 10:33 AM
"With Ace its about output, baby, not 'reading.'" Maybe, but the comment "I guess that 'content of his character' stuff is all so passe now," was worth a second post. Also, the very gaucheness of the "chocolate city" comment raises this performance above Nagin's normal stupidity. I LOVED your link to "C Ray's Chocolate City." http://www.nolafugees.com/archive/issue%202/chocolatecity.html Posted by: Redhand on January 17, 2006 10:34 AM
As a first step, Nagin today announced New Orleans shall henceforth be known as "Hershey, Lousiana." So let it be written, so let it be done. Posted by: TallDave on January 17, 2006 10:39 AM
Does this make Nagin Willie Wonka? Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 17, 2006 10:59 AM
Hillary! Says Republicans Running House of Rep. like a Slave Plantation. Hat Tip Cap. Quarters Posted by: A-A on January 17, 2006 11:15 AM
I can't help but to think how racist this is. Imagine if we had gov of mississippi standing up and saying how they were going to make the lowlands vanilla again? ASW Posted by: Alpha Sierra Whiskey on January 17, 2006 11:16 AM
Is he trying to scare away reconstruction money? Posted by: Red Jode on January 17, 2006 12:13 PM
Whis is this moron still mayor? Posted by: Iblis on January 17, 2006 12:29 PM
Because they delayed the election. That's why Nagin is scrambling to get "his constituents" back to town. Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 12:41 PM
I think I foresee the Republican 2008 campaign slogan: "It's Vanilla Time in America" Posted by: TallDave on January 17, 2006 12:44 PM
Last I heard, he lived in Dallas. Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 17, 2006 12:46 PM
Whis is this moron still mayor? Because he is a black Democrat. Had he been a white Republican, or Democrat for that matter, he would have been axed, there would have been Congressional hearings and he would have been run out of town. That is the same reason he gets away with spewing ignorant babble like "chocolate New Orleans". Posted by: Johnnywaka on January 17, 2006 12:52 PM
Nagin should get his wish. Every white person who lives and works in N.O. should move and find jobs elsewhere. Let him have his chocolate city. Posted by: on January 17, 2006 12:54 PM
Nagin should wish for an M & M city. Based on his history, I think Sugar Daddy or Good & Plenty is his favorite candy, even though he's nuttier than a Payday. Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 01:08 PM
"I have a Dream" Posted by: Iblis on January 17, 2006 01:12 PM
For Nagin it's "I have a wet dream" Posted by: Joe Mama on January 17, 2006 01:35 PM
For Nagin it's "I have a wet dream" What, amphibious school buses? Posted by: Iblis on January 17, 2006 01:59 PM
For a nuanced view of Nagin's remarks see: http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/6783/countchoculanagincopy8au.jpg Posted by: max on January 17, 2006 03:47 PM
It's Ray Nagin, not Roy. Roy was Bruce Willis' pseudonym in Die Hard. Posted by: on January 17, 2006 05:32 PM
Congratulations Ace. You're famous in OKC. They quoted your comment on Nagin on a segment on the local news that covers blogs. Posted by: digitalbrownshirt on January 17, 2006 06:22 PM
WHO IS THIS MAYOR NIGAN? Posted by: BILLY BOB on January 19, 2006 07:08 AM
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