Buzzfeed: "Secret" Signs (and Stuff We Just Imagined In Our SSRI-Drenched Pea-Brains) That a Woman Might be a Far Right Extremist

I think the most obvious indicators are that her hair is a natural color, that she doesn't have a 56-year-old male news editor's busted hairline from being high to the gills on SSRIs, and doesn't have more metal in her face than Pinhead -- excuse me, "The Hell Priest."

But Buzzfeed asked its experts -- its underemployed ill-educated idiot readers, I mean -- to provide less subtle clues and here's what the Damaged Brain Trust came up with.

We recently asked members of the BuzzFeed Community to share subtle signs that a woman is right-wing (because a lot of people had thoughts about how to tell if men are secretly Republicans). Here's what they shared:

1. "Women who are conservative tend to be cagey about answering how they voted, or say they are 'not very political' and feign being moderate. (Honestly, all conservative folks can have a tendency to do this if they think their honest answer won't be well received.)"

--Anonymous, 40, Non-binary, Texas

I mean yes, because all conservatives, male and female, know that you are psychotic basket-cases who will have possibly-violent meltdowns in public if you hear that someone doesn't support your Manson Cult Satanic Religion.

Well-spotted. One point to Slytherin for successfully noticing the most obvious thing in the world.

2. "One sign is when women make excuses for bad male behavior or still support public figures who have allegations of abuse or right-wing ideals. I think right-wing women are really just pick-mes that grew up in and still live around a predominantly right-wing community. I think of it more like Stockholm Syndrome when a woman is really hardcore MAGA. They are more likely to choose not to see or acknowledge negative traits in the men in their lives because narratives of 'women are crazy' or 'make things up' are just the norm."

--Anonymous, 29, Woman, Salt Lake City, Utah

Yes, only a small number of drug-addicted lesbians are Republican.

3. "If a woman doesn't like the Barbie movie or Taylor Swift, ask why. Usually, that will give you your answer. It's OK to have different tastes, but if the reason you don't like them is specifically that they are overtly feminist or for women and girls, then we have a problem."

--Anonymous, 29, Woman, Salt Lake City Utah

Glad to see that left-wing women continue focusing on what really matters, Taylor Swift, the Barbie movie, and other Regime-approved celebrity twaddle to fill their empty heads with.

4. "A sign a woman is right-wing is when you joke about or even just mention some current internet claim about a falsity propounded by hardline far-righters, and she goes quiet or says, 'I don't want to talk about that now.' Evading a potentially unpleasant conversation to keep fake social propriety is a society-supported female role, and she might not want to shift the current balance to defend far-right opinions and escalate."

--Anonymous, 70s, Female, Midwest

Yes, this has already been covered, but when a stranger begins babbling about her Cult Doctrine and daring us to dispute the Wisdom of Satan, many of us don't feel like dealing with you insane bitches so we say "Yeah, listen, we'd love to stand around and chat, but we've gotta... sit down in the lobby and wait for the limo". (Know the reference?)

5. "One indicator is what's on her dating profile. If she lists her religion but not political views, or makes an apathetic 'not political' nonsense claim, that's usually a sign."

--Anonymous, 41, Male, United States

Yes again, you have successfully noticed that given that media and social media (and government bureaucracies) are all captured by leftwing lunatics, we are forced to hide like... well, I won't say like who. Let's just say we know better than to publicly identify ourselves.

A couple of ones saying that you can tell a Republican woman because she knows that women aren't men and men aren't women:

6. "I think one subtle sign of a Republican woman is hyper-criticism of nontraditional gender roles. I was watching a show with a woman, and she immediately started going off about a person we saw on TV at a bar. The person on the TV show had short hair but feminine facial features and a masculine clothing style. The woman I was sitting next to started saying, 'I don't know what 'that' is.' I did not find out this person's political stance, but I think criticizing someone's appearance because they do not fit into binary categories is a red flag. The woman felt the need to declare this even though no one asked for her opinion."

--Anonymous, 33, Female, DC

7. "Sometimes a sign is if she says she loves 'masculine men.'"

--Anonymous, 48, Male, Texas

I don't think this Anonymous Male has been accused of being a masculine man.

8. "An indicator is if they have strong feelings of support for Johnny Depp during and after the Amber Heard trial."

--Anonymous, 35, Female, Australia

Yes because he was innocent and the victim of defamation and a jury found this to be the case. Republican women do, in fact, believe in facts, not just ideological communist imperatives that they bend reality to comport with.

9. "When they refuse to see gender as part of any experience of harm that you recount to them, that's a clue."

--Anonymous, 32, Colorado

No comment. Because I don't really know what this means, except that I suspect it's a "gender"-obsessive transgender who gets mad when perfect strangers don't want to hear hour-long screeds about them's thoughts about what "gender" is and isn't.

10. "Women who say, 'I don't follow politics, I just vote for whoever my husband (or father) tells me to vote for' are probably voting Republican."

--Anonymous, 67, Female, Arkansas, USA

Yes this didn't happen. This is what your ideological conditioning tells you happens, and then you get outraged by these Phantoms you have made up.

11. "If she uses the terms 'both sides' or 'meeting in the middle' or 'reaching across the aisle,' then she might be right-wing."

--Anonymous, 55, Female, Minnesota

Yes, Republican women tend to even-handed and view the specific facts and parties in a controversy rather than just Going Tribal and insisting that one side is 100% right because of Race Gender and Sexuaiity.

14. "One sign is if she judges another woman for how many relationships she's been in or if she has casual sex. Just mind your own business."

--Anonymous, 24, Female, Chicago

Yes, Republican women are less likely to be Scabcrotch Dirthookers and, in cases where a Republican woman has accumulated a bodycount larger than she's comfortable with, she has the good sense to keep that detail quiet and not tell the world what a filthy degenerate slambeast she used to be.

And by the way: You also judge women by their whorishness, or else this wouldn't be a concern to you.

15. "Women who put 'moderate' on their dating profiles are a red flag. I think anyone who labels themselves moderate in these times is doing that because they're aware of how being a conservative can be perceived these days."

--Anonymous, 26, Male, Chicago, Illinois

Once again: Anyone who isn't a rabid and shrieking Gay Race Communist must be a Republican. Anyone who doesn't fully embrace the Great Gay Race Communist Cause is a subversive and traitor and wrecker. Not giving a shit about your stupid cult makes them an enemy of your stupid cult.

18. "One indicator is if she pressures other women into motherhood."

--Anonymous, 30, Female, NYC

How does that happen, exactly? You don't mean she "pressures" you into motherhood, you mean merely that she talks about her own children and that makes you feel bad for having a womb filled with the ghosts of aborted babies.

It's a "microaggression" for a mother to speak of her children. Meanwhile, if you come within 100 yards of the, you have to hear all about their designer sexuality and bespoke pronouns.

19. "One clue is if she says she's independent and won't tell you who she voted for."

--Anonymous, 64, Female, Atlanta, GA, United States

This is the sixth repetition of the exact same point. Does Buzzfeed have editors?

I retract the question. Of course Buzzfeed has no editors. Fucking NBC and CNN and the NYT don't have editors, why would Buzzfeed?

20. "If she calls non-straight sexual orientations a 'lifestyle,' that's a big sign."

--Anonymous, 69, Female, Lancaster, PA

Is this now some kind of slur now too, dummy? What should it be called? A "life-fact"?

Here are some more signs. Republican women don't do this:

Also, because Republican women tend to have families, friend-groups, and support networks, they are not forced to live the entirety of their empty lives on social media, constantly posting pictures to assure the world -- and themselves -- of how fabulously they're doing:

Also, Republican women tend to have real jobs, from motherhood to labor that produces value in the economy, and do not have (nor need) fake "email jobs" created by the Democrat Party to provide them with an unearned salary and false sense of "independence:"

posted by Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:30 PM

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