Someone set us up the bomb!

What's with the du ponts? If they are not killing people they are whining. And how come a trust of 2.7 mil only gives you a 3k a month allowance?

It's funny how the Lefties always accuse us of being motivated by fear and paranoia. These jerks find a flashlight in a Strabuck's bathroom and immediatley scream Bomb! Pussies.

O.T.: I love all the anti-Bush ads on your blog. Great marketing by Google.

Don't I know it. They say there's "nothing they can do."

I've suggested that advertisers simply note the political leanings of their ads, and then we get to veto certain ads. It's just a huge waste of ad space and I'm probably going to be cancelling Google ads because of it. I'm not cluttering up my site with all these ads to make $1.50 a fucking day.

No, it's quite all right. City commisioner Carlton Moore has determined these were attacks against "people of color." Since Dupont is no doubt white, feel free to mock him and others of his hue as homeless scum.

what conservatives are going to click on an anti-Bush ad, for crying out loud?

It's a waste of my space and their money. Well, not really their money, since they're paying fucking ten cents per useless ad.

Ft. Lauderdale was fun until the '90's.

Wow, two responses. The ads are creepy but no more so than most posters.

Anyway, if they are paying you, what can you do except take their money? It just seems it might be more profitable to them if they advertised something people might want. All they are doing is making me hate the jerks that run google more than I already do.

Oh my gosh, can you imagine trying to live on only $3000 a month!!! That would only cover a 3 bedroom house in the suburbs, plus utilities, food, parochial school for two kids and the payment on a mid-priced sedan! This is a terrible tragedy. Maybe we should have a relief concert.

Really.

Not that I, as a Republican, would be willing to live in those kind of conditions myself, mind you. But one could, if one really tried.

I'm not cluttering up my site with all these ads to make $1.50 a fucking day.

Hey, don't knock it. That's half the cost of a bottle of Val-U-Rite Vodka.

Let's see...

2.7 mil x 1.3% interest / 12 month = 3000/month allowance
2.7 mil x 2.0% interest / 12 month = 4500/month allowance
2.7 mil x 3.0% interest / 12 month = 6750/month allowance

So how does he "only" get 3000 per month? WTF? You could put that $$$ in just a regular savings account and get a better reutrn than 3K per month. Seams to me like he should have gotten a better accountant a long friggin time ago.

I blame the ads on our bad language. Google's computer god cyborg mind has probably noticed a correlation between profanity and leftism.

This word reutrn that I keep using... I do not think it means what I think it means!

Sandy,

I've considered that.

I think I might have to add some hidden words at the bottom of the page like "Bush greatest president ever" and "Bill frist greatest" and "conservatives rule" or something so the Google bots begin to comprehend this is a conservative site.

The other thing that might throw the 'bots is sarcasm. I say "it's all Bush's fault a lot," and so do you guys, so the bots might have something where they look for Bush and "Fault" within two or three words of each other to determine if it's a lefty site.

How about Condi in '08? Would that fool the bots?

Ace, it's your duty to take the left's Google money.

You could put some Meta tags in your head section and get a little more control over what the bots return.

See-Dub,

Nah. Those ads aren't effective, and so I don't get paid any money for them.

It's better for me to have effective ads on the site.

The lefty advertisers are just costing me money. Every ineffective ad displaces a potentially effective one. Even something random like "Camera accessories" would get more hits that "George Bush Torture Videos!"

Use the filter, Luke.

Umm, if we click on them do they have to pay you more? Cause that could be fun and I wouldn't mind that kind of transfer...as long as I don't have to buy anything.

See-Dubya: I think they pay per click through - but you cannot encourage your readers to click through as that would voilate the terms of agreement. However, I try to make it a point to click through at least once a week - open in new tab, let it stay open for a while, read the rest of the site, then close the tab.

Time for all us commenters to band together and help Ace out. Simply add a prototypical conservative thought on all your comments for the Google web crawlers. When the 'good' ads start appearing, click through on some of them.

Government is never the solution, its the problem. George Bush is the greatest president ever.

"Umm, if we click on them do they have to pay you more? Cause that could be fun and I wouldn't mind that kind of transfer...as long as I don't have to buy anything."

Dude, If thats the case we are gonna make you a fuckin millionaire. I have about twenty free hours open everyday. Its either click blogads, or download progressivly creepier and more dangerous forms of pornography.

Brewfan: Your suggestion, though well meaning, wouldn't work. The spiders and bots check the URL for the index page on this blog. The comments are added to the internal database and are called up by code to display in the popup windows. The best thing for Ace is to include some Meta tags or Keywords or whatever the fuck they are called together with everyone just clicking through on both sets of ads. [If I'm wrong about the bots, someone please correct me.]

I'll click on a couple dozen ads per day if it's transfering money from lefties to righties.

One of those goes to the Center for American progress; therefore it represents a transfer of money from George Soros to Ace of Spades.

You know what this means.

I'm starting a blog.

I really like the one that's pushing Al Gore in '08.

Speaking of flashlight-shaped things, ladies and gentlemen, the Fleshlight!

http://fleshlight.blog-city.com/

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I don't think it is safe to assume that there are very many conservative Google ads to be had, anyway. I'd guess that Google's political ads are a cesspit of crappy, unsellable BDS gear because supply far outstrips demand in the market.

I'm just starting to do retirement planning at age 32, and 3,000 a month is kind of like a rosy projection for unearned income from investments and pension at age 62 for me.

He's 62 and still has a trust fund that he can't tap? WTF? Is he so stupid that his family won't just give him the money and let him run with it? Seriously, how long would it take him to run through $2.7 mil compared to how long he has left on this mortal coil?

Oh, that poor baby.

As a graduate student, I get less than $2000/month, and that's before Uncle Sam get's his piece of it (btw, what politician in the 80's thought it would be a good idea to tax college students? they need to be drawn and quartered).

I have zero sympathy for him. Sleeping on friends' couches? Buy a freaking apartment and get a job you lazy, good for nothing freak!