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January 14, 2006
Iran's President: Preparing Country For Return of Messiah After "War and Bloodshed"We cannot let this religious psychopath have the bomb: All streams of Islam believe in a divine saviour, known as the Mahdi, who will appear at the End of Days. Emphasis added for, uhh, emphasis. For all the left's worry about George W. Bush's "divine mission," they sure are silent as mice about this confirmed nutter. Big Ol' Round-Up Update: At Michelle Malkin. Or, as I call her, the Antirios. posted by Ace at 05:33 PM
CommentsYou would think the Iranians would have learned after the Iranian Iraq war. And the moonbats wondered why we supported Iraq in the war. But hey, if it is going to help them prepare for Jesus, who am I to complain? Boy, are they in for a shock! Posted by: shawn on January 14, 2006 05:40 PM
Gee, I wonder if Muslihoon has an opinion on this. Nah, he wouldn't be interested in this. Posted by: Michael on January 14, 2006 05:48 PM
IRAN'S leaders are CRAZY like libralls who want to play CHICKEN with nukes and OIL. Posted by: Spurwing Plover's Ghostwriter on January 14, 2006 05:49 PM
Gee, I wonder if Muslihoon has an opinion on this. Another argument for wider margins. Posted by: geoff on January 14, 2006 05:57 PM
Boy, did Muslihoon call this one. What was that name he had for the "preparer of the way for the Mahdi?" The Muckety-Mahdi or something. Posted by: geoff on January 14, 2006 06:06 PM
In case you don't realize it, Ace, there are several exhaustive theological treatises on this exact topic lodged in your comment threads. Better start working on your bandwidth fund raising drive. You could call it "Make Room for Muslihoon"! Posted by: Michael on January 14, 2006 06:22 PM
I'm curious, what do Iranians really think about this guy? What about Iranian expats? Posted by: sandy burger on January 14, 2006 07:03 PM
What was that name he had for the "preparer of the way for the Mahdi?" We call that one Muad'dib! Posted by: Stilgar on January 14, 2006 07:08 PM
sandy, I have this great book called "We Are Iran" which covers Iranian blogs. Parts of it handle exactly that topic, up to summer of 2005. So, to answer your question, back then they were apathetic (only about 15% of the population voted) but were happy to see someone run on an anti-corruption message. The impression I'm getting from that book, and from what I've seen elsewhere, is that the "reform" movement consisted of an alliance between ethicist and secularist factions. The former faction was the popular one and the latter faction supplied the organisational skills. The clerical faction meanwhile consisted of an alliance between true believers and crooks. As late as early last year, the loonies and crooks were stuck together and the secular/reformists looked to be winning against them. Now, thanks to "I'm a Mahdi Nutjob", it looks like there's been a realignment. The true-believing clerical faction has co-opted the anti-corruption faction. The secularists are going to get hounded out of existence. The crooks will hide, to show themselves again when Ahmadinejad's internal jihad is complete. "everybody knows the war is over... everybody knows the good guys lost" -- Leonard Cohen Posted by: David Ross on January 14, 2006 07:15 PM
David Ross made very good points. I am not, frankly, surprised by what Ahmadinezhad said. I am still puzzled what Ahmadinezhad's intentions are: is he saying this to provoke an international reaction or because he truly believes it, or perhaps both? *shrug* Either way, his regime must fall. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 14, 2006 09:14 PM
For all the left's worry about George W. Bush's "divine mission," they sure are silent as mice about this confirmed nutter. Uh, I think most leftists will agree that they're both pretty stupid. Posted by: scarshapedstar on January 14, 2006 09:35 PM
Uh, I think most leftists will agree that they're both pretty stupid. How brave of you. Posted by: Sortelli on January 14, 2006 09:37 PM
LOL, Sortelli! Well, at least Bush's divine mission is a force of good. The Shiites want to blow everything up. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 14, 2006 09:40 PM
Certainly we should give this nice Persian gentleman the bomb. Just provide us with a GPS address and we'll have one sent, express delivery. Posted by: Mikey on January 14, 2006 10:49 PM
The US fundamentalists want the jews to get on with building the third temple. These are evangelical or Pentecostals who believe the building of the Third Temple on the Temple Mount will bring on the end of days. Some Jewish groups are also pushing for the re-building which is associated with the return of their saviour. This on top of the Iranians hoping for the Mahdi. Lots of groups favoring the apocalypse makes me a bit nervous. Maybe because I'm definitely going to be "left behind." Posted by: Mikel on January 14, 2006 10:59 PM
Well, at least Bush's divine mission is a force of good. Heh heh. Yeah. Our crazed religious nutters and their evil corporate masters sure have a funny way of leaving elections in the place of tyrants while they're out stealing all that oil. Posted by: Sortelli on January 14, 2006 11:03 PM
Lots of groups favoring the apocalypse makes me a bit nervous. Why is that? It seems to have provided you with a lovely strawman to argue against. Posted by: Sortelli on January 14, 2006 11:06 PM
Mikey, I think there's a package deal in the works, 24 for the price of one. The first one's free and we throw in the shipping. Sortelli, all these people pushing for the Apocalypse make me nervous too. Something about a bunch of nutjobs who think they won't live to see the consequences of their actions, combined with how violently some people react when disappointed. It gets this little voice in my head going "The Almighty tells me he can get me out of this mess, but he's pretty sure you're fucked." Posted by: MMDeuce on January 15, 2006 12:11 AM
Eh. The US and Israel keep pretty close tabs on apocalyptic groups. They're stopped. (I believe some people were deported/arrested by Israel for plotting some major event as 2000 was dawning.) But when a state's entire government is an apocalyptic movement - who's going to stop them? Posted by: Muslihoon on January 15, 2006 02:27 AM
Interesting. When Khatami was president it was clear he had no power, now that the new president says stupid and scary things it is clear that he is in total control. Is the implication that it is OK for Khatami to have the bomb but not the crazy new president? You have make your fearmongering more consistent, or at least logical. Posted by: searp on January 15, 2006 06:23 AM
Searp, back when Khatami was still in power President Bush stated ,on the record, that "Iran would not get the bomb no matter what it took". The only reason we have stepped up the "fear ongering" is because Posted by: Brass on January 15, 2006 09:11 AM
Muslihoon, Posted by: Bill Arnold on January 15, 2006 01:30 PM
Bill, you better not be thinking of James Watt. He intended his comments on Jesus's return as a poetic flourish. He was talking about the apocalypse as an event in a mythical future. He was not talking about bringing it about himself. Shit, I talk about the Mahdi on occasion. And I'm a Jewish / Christian agnostic. As for searp: the powerlessness of Khatami and of Khatami's parliament was demonstrated on a weekly basis, every time the clerics barred people from running, from voting, and from seeing their legislation from taking effect. The clerics have not forced any sort of showdown with Ahmadi Nejad, because (as far as I can tell) half of them agree with A.N. and the other half are praying that they won't get dismembered like the common thieves they are. Let's have a little less moral equivalence and a little more study of what is actually going on in Iran, please. If I'm wrong, offer a counter argument. If I'm wrong on this account, believe me, I'd be very very happy. Posted by: David Ross on January 15, 2006 02:16 PM
The beauty of American politicians is that one cannot easily tell rhetoric from speaking from the heart. The US would never let an "end-of-days" person hijack US foreign policy. Unless he's explicitly voted into office for that purpose. searp brings up a good point. Frankly, having a reformer would be a much easier and effective way to develop nuclear military technology. The mullahocracy can act with impunity while protected by a supposedly reformist facade. A.N. is really to their disadvantage, in a way. Posted by: Muslihoon on January 15, 2006 03:33 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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