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April 30, 2026

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Mark Farina @djmarkfarina
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A group of Tibetan herders play a game of billiards as a flock of goats and horses graze on the pasture above them near Xiangpi mountain, China, 1999. Photo by Natalie Behring.

Taking the pet tortoise for a walk in the city.

I'm crushing your head... now I'm moving your vehicles...

She needs a little Me Time.

Why you should have a pet owl. Owl romance.

Pandas, the ninjas of the natural world.

Now lizards are out of control.

Poor alpaca is naked without his coat.

The Infiltrator.

Never stop herding. Never. Stop. Herding. Must. Herd. Cat. Herd everything!

Fresh fish.

A couple of slapdicks try to figure out a logic puzzle. It's in Chinese but you can follow exactly what they're saying.

The Arborist.

There is a cafe in Cumbria, England where a large indoor sandpit allows customers to operate remote-controlled construction trucks and excavators from their seats.pic.twitter.com/IyMoDJNINn
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 30, 2026

Mother is very important for every living creature.

A baby white rhinoceros woke up from anesthesia and chased the conservation veterinarians away, believing they were hurting its mother. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/wUuA3ctxc9
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 28, 2026

The mother squirrel gently takes the hand of the woman who feeds her every day in the garden and leads her to her nest to introduce her to her babies.
This is aweeeee! 🤗🤗 pic.twitter.com/pBW2f6xT07
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 27, 2026

The baby elephant abandoned by its herd had fallen into depression and lost its will to live… until it met a dog named Duma and they became friends. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/qepWLIRECD
— The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 26, 2026

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Now lizards are out of control. Poor alpaca is naked without his coat. The Infiltrator. Never stop herding. Never. Stop. Herding. Must. Herd. Cat. Herd everything! Fresh fish. A couple of slapdicks try to figure out a logic puzzle. It's in Chinese but you can follow exactly what they're saying. The Arborist. There is a cafe in Cumbria, England where a large indoor sandpit allows customers to operate remote-controlled construction trucks and excavators from their seats.pic.twitter.com/IyMoDJNINn — Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) April 30, 2026 Mother is very important for every living creature. A baby white rhinoceros woke up from anesthesia and chased the conservation veterinarians away, believing they were hurting its mother. ❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/wUuA3ctxc9 — The Figen (@TheFigen_) April 28, 2026 The mother squirrel gently takes the hand of the woman who feeds her every day in the garden and leads her to her nest to introduce her to her babies. 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