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April 30, 2026

Louisiana Suspends House Primary Campaign Schedule Until They've Had a Chance to Redraw Congressional Maps

Louisiana is, I've heard, good for at least one and possibly two Republican pick-ups with craftily drawn maps.

It's necessary to suspend the primaries if you're redrawing the maps because... well, people don't even know what districts will exist to run in.

Louisiana governor suspends House primaries until July after Supreme Court redistricting ruling

Landry said the rescheduling will only impact the House races in the state and subsequent runoff elections, meaning the Senate and state Supreme Court races will go as planned on May 16.


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"The best way to end race-based discrimination is to stop making decisions based on race," Landry said in a statement. "Here in Louisiana, we're proud to lead the nation on this charge. Allowing elections to proceed under an unconstitutional map would undermine the integrity of our system and violate the rights of our voters. This executive order ensures we uphold the rule of law while giving the Legislature the time it needs to pass a fair and lawful congressional map."

The House races will now be suspended until July 15 or "until such time as determined" by the Louisiana state Legislature. It was not immediately clear when the runoffs from the primary would take place.

Will other GOP governors take the same initiative?

In some political quick hits:

The House passed a measure to fund most of DHS. This represents a bit of a tactical defeat, as the House demanded full funding for all of DHS, but CPB and ICE are already funded through the Big Beautiful Bill, and it's Democrat Assassination Season again so we really need a fully functioning DHS.

Congress on Thursday passed legislation to fund Department of Homeland Security (DHS) agencies that don't deal with immigration, ending a 76-day shutdown.

...

The bill did not include funding for Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) or the Border Patrol. Republicans are planning a reconciliation package to separately approve funding for those agencies for the rest of Trump's term.

Using reconciliation would allow the Senate to bypass its 60-vote filibuster threshold and pass the funding without Democratic support.

The One Big, Beautiful Bill included funding for ICE and CBP, meaning the shutdown generally did not affect those agencies. Democrats had sought to extract policy concessions from the administration, but ultimately did not secure their demands.

Asked if she thinks America will elect a gay president, Alexandria Donkey-Chompers says America's already had one.

And of course we all thought: Gay Barack Obama.

TMZ DC is making waves on Capitol Hill ... after Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez told one of our producers it's entirely possible America's already had a gay president, Republicans seem to be offering up their best guess ... Barack Obama!!!

The Republican National Committee's official X account just reposted our clip with AOC and added a photo of Obama on top ... seemingly suggesting the GOP believes Obama was our first gay Prez.


He is. And there's proof. Despite the left claiming everyone is gay, they don't make that claim about Obama, because in Obama's case it happens to be true and it would be "racist" to say anything about Obama he doesn't say himself.

In a letter penned by Obama which the entire left pretends doesn't exist, Obama confessed to an ex- " " " girlfriend " " " that he "I make love to men daily, but in the imagination."

Straight men do not dream of fucking dudes, and don't say they do. Gay guys say this when they're attempting a Modified Limited Hang-Out that partly reveals and partly conceals the truth.

Former President Barack Obama wrote of his own "androgynous" mind and "mak[ing] love to men daily, but in the imagination," according to the redacted portion of a now-notorious 1982 letter, obtained by The Post.

The more than 40-year-old letter to an ex-girlfriend recently resurfaced after Obama biographer David Garrow gave a long and winding interview on the one-time commander-in-chief.

"In regard to homosexuality, I must say that I believe this is an attempt to remove oneself from the present, a refusal perhaps to perpetuate the endless farce of earthly life. You see, I make love to men daily, but in the imagination," Obama, then 21, wrote to Alex McNear in November 1982.


"My mind is androgynous to a great extent and I hope to make it more so until I can think in terms of people, not women as opposed to men. But, in returning to the body, I see that I have been made a man, and physically in life, I choose to accept that contingency," he added.

Not even fucking garrett talks like this.

McNear, who dated Obama during his year at Occidental College in Los Angeles, later redacted the salacious paragraphs, which Pulitzer Prize-winning historian Garrow hunted down and included in his tome "Rising Star."

The letter is currently owned by Emory University, which doesn't permit it to be photographed or removed. Instead, Garrow's friend Harvey Klehr transcribed the paragraphs by hand and sent them to the author.


Nancy Pelosi endorshhhes Jack Shossshburg.

I'd like to say she's drunk -- she often is, publicly, during working hours -- but it's also possible she's just old. She has the same problem with consonant clusters, any two or three consonants mixed together or spoken in succession, as Joe Biden did.

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