Ace, I'm sorry I keep calling so many of your posts "old."

Please don't sue me, I have a big mouth to feed.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

F*ck You ALL!

I am going to sue everyone for destroying my liberal world viewpoint and thus causing my current state of cognitive dissonance!

This&That

I love you guys.....

I just want to go on record as saying that I think everyone posting here (PLV, He who shall not be named, etc included) are really nice people and would never, ever suggest otherwise. (Even if they are somehow deficient in logic or reasoning ability, as so many of my excellent acquaintances here that belong to the Left side of the political spectrum are)

And if I have suggested from time to time that they should "perform a physical impossibility", have had a "rectal cranial inversion" or provide me with a sexual favor that involves a homo-erotic act involving their mouth; it has been in a jocular, non-serious vein.

And of course if I have suggested to some of the ladies that post that I would enjoy having sexual relations (whatever that "is") with them, it was just in fun.

Last but not least, I think Ace is the "best blogger in the word never to have received a screenplay contract" and revere him above all others.

(Did I cover them all?)

For the sole consideration of accessing, trolling and commenting on this site, I hereby release, discharge and acquit any and all claims, demands or causes of action which have arisen, or which may arise in the future, out of or on account of said access, trolling or commenting, with the exception of sick and disgusting comments about my dead grandmother.

Gillespie threatened to kill him and "made sick and disgusting remarks about the passing of my grandmother."

Hey Gillespie, thanks for the ideas!

*waits for flame war*

A generation ago, such petty personal beefs might have been settled with fists outside the corner bar, . . .

How about we all agree to a time and place and bring our weapons of choice?

There's a difference between good-natured chaffing (even of the vulgar stripe) and hostile brow-beating. When I bust on people here (even the lefty trolls), I hope it's apparent when a joke is intended.

Example: bbeck, Lipstick, and Lauraw (and sometimes Sparkle) take shots from us guys. Often, these shots are vulgar. However, they seem to know they are among friends, and I try never to cross the line into a hurtful kind of vulgarity.

One of the things I like about the comments here is that while the conversation gets bawdy, it's always pretty good natured. But I've seem other places (like USENET) where to langauge gets not just nasty but outright abusive. Lots of the stuff on Kos and DU strike me that way as well.

This however is more a question of manners that a matter for litigation. Other than suing someone for libel (which is unlikely to succeed), what grounds would you have for suing someone over a posting made on an Internet forum? "Judge, give me a million dollars because this person made me feel bad!"

I just make me glad to be a poster here at Ace's, where it's always about the love.

True. Always about the love.

Except when it's about the flame war.

You miserable bastards.

Now we see our little cockroach hiding behind law enforcement trying to snip and drool his way out! Well, we aren't fooled! I busted him as the virtual stench that he is and I make no apologies for the reasonable actions I took in so doing, thyat pusillanimous, vermifor.......

Now we see our little cockroach hiding behind law enforcement trying to snip and drool his way out! Well, we aren't fooled! I busted him as the virtual stench that he is and I make no apologies for the reasonable actions I took in so doing, thyat pusillanimous, vermifor.......

D'oh! Comment template posting errors of some sort...

Yeah, it's all about the love.

Brewfan, would you prefer to receive service of process at home or at work?

We could sue, Ace, but what would we get? His lifetime supply of Value-rite vodka?

Good thing Alonzo Mourning can't even spell subpoena or I'd have to move this party to Belize.

OMG! LOL! I was gonna say "Boy, is Monty in trouble."

But I see he has safely covered his ass.

;-)

I just have this to say. Jack...Michael - I love you both. I may not show it at times. Ok ok, I *never* show it. I have this wall, you see...?

Oh hell, nevermind...sue me.

But I see he has safely covered his ass.

I prefer to think of it as a "clarification of intent".

That's my story, and I'm stickin' to it.

Example: bbeck, Lipstick, and Lauraw (and sometimes Sparkle) take shots from us guys. Often, these shots are vulgar. However, they seem to know they are among friends, and I try never to cross the line into a hurtful kind of vulgarity.

So very true.

Although, I'd like to take this opportunity to say that I'd pay real money to see RightWingSparkle naked.

Monty wrote: "Example: bbeck, Lipstick, and Lauraw (and sometimes Sparkle) take shots from us guys. Often, these shots are vulgar. However, they seem to know they are among friends, and I try never to cross the line into a hurtful kind of vulgarity."

Wait, you try to do this? Pussy.

Me, I want the Lovely Vixens of Ace of Spades HQ to know: I am *always* always available for your pleasure and entertainment.

Free moustache rides begin at 7:00, line forms to the left. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

P.S. When's that flame war again? Not this weekend, I hope. . . I'll be busy bangin' Ace's grandma.

Now can't you kids just learn to get along here?

Even those mean left-wingers are serious about privacy.

How about one of you doing it like he did, but use an example like he did: someone from YOUR SIDE.

Classy move. You kids can learn something there.

The hell you will, beeee-otch.

Wait, wait, wait. While we're trying to be all nice, I want to say something. I'm gonna put it out there. If you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send
it right back. Lipstick, bbeck, lauraw - I want to be on you.

Me, I want the Lovely Vixens of Ace of Spades HQ to know: I am *always* always available for your pleasure and entertainment.

That gives me an idea. To hell with t-shirts. A "Lovely Vixens of Ace of Spades HQ" calendar would make you some truly crazy blog money.

Don't sue me,

There was at time when my bod might have lived up to your expectations, but that time is long past.

I aint bad and I aint fat, but 4 kids and 4 decades does a number on the best of us.

I suppose I should be flattered, but I've learned the internet has much lower standards than the real world.

;-)

I suppose I should be flattered, but I've learned the internet has much lower standards than the real world.

This just means you're just not hanging out in the right dive-bars, RWS.

I've already begun preparing several suits against those bloggers whose behavior has left me an emotional wreck, including:

INDCBill
proteinwisdom
Glenn (for not linking me every day)
Ace of Spades (the profanity reduced me to quivering wretch, too frightened to leave the house)
and of course Allah, whose photoshops so deeply offended me that I was forced to turn to heroin to cope

SEE YOU BASTARDS IN COURT!!

There was at time when my bod might have lived up to your expectations, but that time is long past.

Don't be too hard on yourself, RWS. I'm sure a calendar featuring you and our small (and brave) set of female posters would sell quite well.

If nothing else, it would sell a lot better than a "Men of Ace of Spades HQ" calendar.

There was at time when my bod might have lived up to your expectations, but that time is long past.

I think we'd have to be the judge of that, Sparkle. It's esthetics, you undersand; to hear of the artwork is not enough, it must be seen to be appreciated. It is the basis upon which Western culture is based.

So if you love Western culture, you know what to do.

Speaking of T-shirts, you might get into some interesting conversations wearing a shirt which says:

I ♥ Spurwing Plover

(Thanks, NathanB, for that HTML code link.)

It could also have a picture of a spur-winged plover.

My black leather stiletto-heeled boots and I are going to stay out of this one.

That's right, RWS. If you don't pose in a revealing outfit for the AoS Calendars the terrorists will have won.

"but I've learned the internet has much lower standards than the real world."

No, my "real world" has pretty low standards

I'm gonna be pissed if you do it, Sparkle. I want to be the only one with naked pics of you.

RWS, my mother told me about girls like you.

Specifically, she said they were too good for me, and to stay the hell away from them.

At the time I was cool, but upon reflection as I've matured it seems a bit too harsh of a message for a 7 year old.

There was at time when my bod might have lived up to your expectations, but that time is long past.

All the ladies of AoS are 8-10s. Especially the ones who pose in revealing outfits.

Since you guys are so sweet, I will let you see a pic of the good ole days.

I work in engineering for The General (General Motors, Sir!), where, as a female, I am outnumbered something like 20-1. The putdown humor is constant, and it occasionally leaves me and my few gal pals a little weary. A lot of it hilariously funny, but it does sometimes go way over the line, either in quantity or degree. Not that my gender doesn't occasionally indulge, but it's a lot more infrequent and less intense. One thing I've noticed is that's when it's "live" it's a lot easier for me to say "enough, already" and have it actually cease. There are many more cyber-flamers who see any call to desist as a call to arms and crank it up to blowtorch and never wanna quit.

Or maybe I'm just a little sissy-cat (but in 25 years at GM, I haven't sued anyone yet!).

:-)

Is it "SAFE FOR WORK"

And there is now. I lost the "dynasty" look, but the good thing about being small is gravity doesn't do such a number on you.

I aint complaining.

But for all you guys know, I could be a south Houston drag queen and this all a bunch of made up pics...;-)

I would like to take this opportunity to thank Ace and all the wonderful people who contribute to AoSHQ. Without this daily discourse on current affairs I would not have been able to achieve such a profound understanding of our current geopolitical situation.

My observance of the discussions on this website have led me to the conclusion that our latest world crisis is nothing more than a harmless international scientific competition.
My reasoning, as follows;

Scientists in Taiwan create glow in the dark pigs, Iranian scientists (knowing of the Taiwan experiments for years) begin clandestine nuclear weapons program with the sole purpose of bettering their Taiwanese friends by creating a race of glow in the dark Jews. The added bonus would be the ability to see them as they swarm across the Iranian border in the dead of night (to congratulate the Iranians for topping the Taiwanese). The United States (always willing to help out) dispatches fighters to the region to help with delivery of the Iranian devises to Israel.

So, now I can begin my weekend without stressing over some imaginary Middle Eastern crisis.

Again, thanks to all of you who have helped me achieve this point of clarity.

P.S. I hope Israel doesn’t sue me.

A. Weasel

But for all you guys know, I could be a south Houston drag queen and this all a bunch of made up pics...;-)

My faith is strong and my heart is pure: no drag queen be thee. And I prefer the second pic to the first.

Is that you Bob?

For some reason, I can't seem to access the first picture. Tells me I have to log in or something.

Oops. Ok. Here. My glory days.

So much for givin' the love out during the "Welcome Lurkers" thread. My virgin post was all for naught.

Don't know if I could qualify for an AOS vixen if I can't handle the heat in this here kitchen.

Tells me I have to log in or something.

I made an account just for the occasion. I'll email it to you.

So much for givin' the love out during the "Welcome Lurkers" thread. My virgin post was all for naught.

Say three words to Michael. He'll never leave you the eff alone.

Good Grief! The gods don't want me showing this I guess. One more try.

http://rightwingsparkle.blogspot.com/2005/10/blog-post.html

Click on it.

I'd hit it.

I mean the link.

But for all you guys know, I could be a south Houston drag queen and this all a bunch of made up pics...;-)

Nope, no Adam's apple there.

And believe me, I know now to check.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

That's almost a teddy!

But for all you guys know, I could be a south Houston drag queen and this all a bunch of made up pics...;-)

Nope, no Adam's apple there.

Believe me, I know now to look.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Ace!

Hit it?? You wouldn't even meet it!

;-)

A post so nice, I made it twice.

D'oh!

I'm with geoff. The second pic is better.

Not that the first is terrible, mind you...

Hit it?? You wouldn't even meet it!

I'm a-scared of girls.

I'm a-scared of girls.

It was the Catholic schoolgirl incident, wasn't it?

Say three words to Michael. He'll never leave you the eff alone

Don't I know it!

Yes. I don't want to talk about. It was all so, so, so... (sob) ... arousing.

Don't know if I could qualify for an AOS vixen if I can't handle the heat in this here kitchen.

Since you've professed your preoccupation with Ace and his wherewithalls, and given Dave@GR the nod as well, there is little left for the rest of us but to sigh and nod knowingly. Consider the sighs and nods to have been appropriately, nay lavishly applied. Oh, and post photos.

little left for the rest of us

what he said

See?? They FORCE you to post pics. It's like a mind meld thing.

They are evil and lonely..I tell ya....;-)

Well...evil, yes.

Lonely, no.

But definitely evil.

and now you see that evil will always triumph over good...because good is dumb.

Since you guys are so sweet, I will let you see a pic of the good ole days.

I'll be, um, in my room.

Sweet. Evil. What's the diff?

Whatever works.

What's strange is I know what Dave and RWS look like, but none of the rest of ya'll... Guess Texans are more open.

Excellent idea!! Everyone post a pic!

Whatever you do, RWS, don't post pictures of your daughter; she ain't ready for this crowd.

The guy is obviously a buffoon. Even though I have been treated to non-stop, pathetic insults since I got here I wouldn't sue any of those idiots who have done so. However, I got something right here they can suck on.

Well, OKAY.

PLV,

Do you always let idiots you treat you to non stop pathetic insults suck on you?

You should pick your friends more wisely.

;-)

well hello Sublog!

Aren't you from Alabama?...;-)

Excellent idea!! Everyone post a pic!

Got no means of hanging one. Suggestions?

Heh. Send all pics to me and I'll create a faces of Ace's site page...

well, you geoff, you just made an account where you can hang one....;-)

Excellent idea!! Everyone post a pic!

if you insist

well, you geoff, you just made an account where you can hang one....;-)

Well duh, I guess. I never thought of actually *using* the account. But I think I'll just take Slub up on his offer.

Seriously. I will create a new page and take pictures for it.

I checked this topic to see if anyone was thinking of suing me. Apparently not, but there was this:

Master of None wrote:

Is that you Bob?

I'm not sure what you're referring to, but whatever it was, it wasn't me. This is my first post in this topic.

Well, I won't take the pictures, but I'll certainly accept them via email. Would take a few days, but it could be fun.

Ummm, you forget Dave, we have your picture from the "Crap Tree" post

I ponied up. Let's see what yall got.

So did I.
A. Weasel

Geoff's right. He ponied up.

Makes me wonder why he had a picture of himself so readily available, but it's a great pic.

Makes me wonder why he had a picture of himself so readily available, but it's a great pic.

I jumped on it to try to keep the momentum going, but I still had time to resize and retitle the picture before I sent it. Things must move more slowly in Maine. Or maybe you still use film and don't store every picture ever taken on your hard drive.

I aint bad and I aint fat, but 4 kids and 4 decades does a number on the best of us.

See, that's just not a problem for a MILF connoisseur.

Why are you looking at me? I meant Dave in Texas!

sent a money shot to Slublog

Beat me to it, Michael. You were tres hot, my dear, but I like the mature you better.

Nobody's made the "cedarford" and "AOL" connection yet?

You've already seen me.

OK, but I'm counting on you all to respect my privacy and just keep this among friends.

Here's me.

You've already seen me.

But not a face shot

Slub:

Please check your email, I tried to send you a real pic of me copied from my company's web site. Please let me know if you got it.

i'll try this...me at my favorite pasttime, I'm the fat blonde dude :-)

http://pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/bosk567/album?.dir=61ba&.src=ph&store=&prodid=&.done=http%3a//photos.yahoo.com/ph//my_photos

Actually, Ace posted the whole picture once.

Michael - nothing yet. But I'll check again in a few.

JFH - Here you go.

JUST DON'T SCROLL DOWN, WHATEVER YOU DO!

maybe this?

woo-hoo....!!!! I did it!!!! look out 21st century!!!!

Hey, Slub, are you talking about the one where she's modeling the Ace shirt? Cuz I'd love to see that. Must go slogging through the archives.

woo-hoo....!!!! I did it!!!! look out 21st century!!!!
FISHKILLER!!!

That's the one - linked above with the words "here you go"

tasteee fissshhheeessss. Especially on a bar-b-que with basil garlic butter :-)

I guess i should've clicked the link, duh. Yeah, I remember it now.

I still can't see either of Sparkle's early pics, but here's a couple goofy pics me from the summer anyway.

http://www.ge0cities.com/daveprice74/

CONTENT ADVISORY: SHIRTLESS, SOME KITTENS. MAY NOT BE SUITABLE FOR VIEWING BY STRAIGHT MALES.

You'll have to replace 0 with o, AOS doesn't like "ge0cities."

Okay, TallDave, if you're gonna pull out photos like that, I'm gonna have to go back 15 years for a photo.

Ummm, you forget Dave, we have your picture from the "Crap Tree" post

well yeah, but I wasn't feeling well in that one. the one I posted is much better

Do I have to post a picture if I'm wanted?

Brewfan, would you prefer to receive service of process at home or at work?

Just give it to Mrs. Michael, she'll get it to me.

Dave, I don't see anything there.

I'm in, btw. Slub has a current pic, and one from back in the day when I was a regional rocker and legend in my own mind.

ok, I sent slub a recent one.

I think I see an ACE calender forming but it aint of the female persuasion. Oh YEAH!!!!

Maybe. Not sure.

I'd hate to put a photo out there and then regret it, cause there's no way to take it back.

Why would you regret it, Lipstick?

I have a rough site up now - Faces from Ace's.

It is a very rough draft, so be nice...

I'd hate to put a photo out there and then regret it, cause there's no way to take it back.

Vivir con miedo, es como vivir a medias!

-Strictly Ballroom

hehe.. Master of None looks like the white Eddie Murphy!!

I have a rough site up now - Faces from Ace's.

That's cool, Slub! Not to rush you, but you are going to put bbeck and RWS up as well, arncha?

Why would you regret it, Lipstick?

I'm not sure.

*thinking*

Some big meanie might photoshop a beard on me or something.

Some big meanie might photoshop a beard on me or something.

I don't think his size should matter.

I'm going to wait on bbeck and RWS until I get their explicit permission. I also have to add a picture of me, and only now found the right one...

Calendar? Count me in.

I'd have commented earlier, but I was too busy taking Glamour Shots photos of myself so Internet dweebs could tell me how hot I was.

I agree, you should wait until you get something explicit from RWS. Her permission, I mean.

Cool. I like being on top of RWS

Wow, you guys aren't ugly! Why'd I think you were ugly?

And thank you but no, I would not like my t-shirt picture up there. If more folks post their pictures I'll send you another one to put up there that has my FACE only.

They were certaintly not glamour shots. The first one was a real honest to God professional actng shot made YEARS before glamour shots were invented. The recent one was taken in my back yard last Easter.

And they are cetaintly not internet dweebs. As you can clearly see from their pics. They mountain climb, decorate Christmas trees, and...sometimes fall in the snow. But they are NOT DWEEBS!

First of all, I hadn't noticed the "Faces of Ace's" link when I commented.

I think they're cute, but I'm wondering why Craig is pointing at his nipple. I do that to indicate the winter temperature in Minnesota, but it appears to be a summer photo, so ya got me on that one.

And you know I think you're a hot chick, RWS, I'm just giving you a little shit about the professional non-Glamour Shots photos that look amazingly similar to Glamour Shots photos. If they were taken years before Glamour Shots, that puts ya in the late 80s. I remember people getting those in junior high school c. 1992 or 1993.

You can get mine by going here:

http://www.rcscapital.com/index_about_us.htm

That was taken in 1984. Good grief. In 1992 I was having my third child and "glamour" was nothing more than the name of a magazine I was too old to read anymore.

The link you posted about the "good 'ol days" is a dead link...we need a password or something. I was specifically teasing you about the photo on the front of your webpage. ;-)

I think they're cute, but I'm wondering why Craig is pointing at his nipple.

That's not just a nipple, that's an AoS-clad nipple.

All the pictures look GREAT so far.

If I post a picture, can I have ace all over my nipple too? Mmmm....so hot. Geoff, hit me with a photo of you in that
lab coat.

Here's me . No Photoshop, No Glamour Shots. It's me half-assed drunk in a bar. Feel it.

Just updated. Added RWS, Dogstar and *sigh* my own picture.

Enjoy.

If anyone else wants their pic added, just email me.

By the way, the sigh isn't that I'm in love with myself...it's the whole "oh, cripes...now they know what I look like..." thing.

Eventually, the names of those who blog will have links.

Feisty, do you want a picture up on the site?

Slu, for like 1 or 2 days then KAPUT! Only for top secret bottom-of-the-comment thread internet buddies.

Here's me . No Photoshop, No Glamour Shots. It's me half-assed drunk in a bar. Feel it.

Look at you being all cute 'n thoroughly-plied.

In lieu of a labcoat photo, let me share a little of the stupid proposal I'm working on - due at 6am EST:

In the traditional method, seawater is in contact with fresh water, giving an osmotic pressure of nearly 400 psi. As the seawater increases in saline content, the osmotic pressure increases as well, depending upon the water recovery ratio, as mentioned above. For a typical recovery ratio of 0.2, the osmotic pressure would be nearly 500 psi.

The proposed method uses a sequence of filtration steps to reduce the osmotic pressure. Each stage is isolated from every other stage as it is being pumped, so that only the local concentration differences influence the pressure. Following the figure, both sides of a chamber are filled with seawater, and then pressure is applied to the left side. The seawater on the right hand side is diluted as water passes through the membrane, until the target concentration is achieved.

Now how did I manage to mess up the blockquote like that? Must be the pressure.

Feisty,

I have the link right below that post.

Mmmmm.....You make me all slimy down there...like...seaweed.

Gee geoff, I feel all smarter just reading that comment.

;-)

Mmmmm.....You make me all slimy down there...like...seaweed.

Sheeesh, Feisty! I'm trying to write here!

Wow, Feisty. Nice. And um, maybe I'm late to the party here, but....you play for the other team?

Mmmmm.....You make me all slimy down there...like...seaweed.

Ga-ROSS!

Must get mental image out of head...

Wow, RWS, quite hot. If I were a man, I'd have to step away from the computer like nowish.

I meant the pic was nice. Hot, and in just the right condition.

I play for any team that pays me. I'm a frickin' prostitute. That's how it works...you arrive with money, and you get a taste. And I don't TASTE like seaweed, ya know.

Well, if that doesn't kill a thread, nothing will.

And I don't TASTE like seaweed, ya know.

I think my powers of concentration have been thoroughly ravaged at this point. Still, I must try to pull myself together and crank these proposals out in a little under 6 hours. Until tomorrow, all - it's been exceptionally entertaining.

Fisty: "If I were a man..."

Yeah, if.

I'm off to bed as well....Nighty nighty.

RWS: Lighten. Up.

Oh, shit! DUUUHHHHHH. You're that Feisty. Boy, is my face red.

Well folks, I'm off to bed. If anyone else wants their picture posted on the "Faces" site, send me an email.

Okay, my HTML skills have obviously been affected by my fatigue.

Try this one, instead.

Oh, man. RWS is on top of me, and riding me like there's no tomorrow...

Rhetorically speaking, of course.

Damn - I so bad want to give some of my Ace in college pictures. The big hair and sweater look is to die for. But I can't break the anonymity code.

huh. what do you know? the guys aren't freaks.

well, we don't look like freaks.

the ladies are pretty.

So are Geoff's kids. Geoff, I tell people my kids got their good looks from me, cause they're mom still has hers. Feel free to use it.

Thanks everyone - nice to put a face with a name.
No charge.

MoN, is that anti-freeze in that cup?

Michael, Nice smile. Unless that's the courtroom smile. Cause it takes on a more sinister meaning if it is, otherwise it's nice.

Eventually, if more pictures come in, I'll have them separated alphabetically with links at the top to take you right to a particular letter.

But I was tired last night. I see some things I need to fix this morning, but I have no access to my usual tools at work.

Dave in TX - is that this years' tree?

"MoN, is that anti-freeze in that cup?"

If you consider beer to be antifreeze (I do), then yes.

yeah geoff. if you want to see more send me an email

MoN. yeah, I meant alcohol. I gotta say, dude can stand hip deep in snow drinking a cold beer is one tough SOB. what were you doing, tear-assing around Antarctica looking for PLV?

I was on a mission.

It was a pretty mild day on the lake for that picture. Tons of snow though.

You should have seen me out to dinner with RWS and the Sparklette. Guys were looking at me and shaking their heads like, "Man, that guy must have a huge,er...wallet."

Sparkle's photos don't do her justice.

on a mission. heh.

I wanted a mission. And for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service.

Nice work, Slublog, although it looks like I missed the cut.

Damn we're a goodlooking bunch. I bet we make the Kos Krowd look like troglodytes.

yeah geoff. if you want to see more send me an email

Big change from the previous year - congrats. Wish I was making the same kind of headway.

And I don't TASTE like seaweed, ya know.

I think my powers of concentration have been thoroughly ravaged at this point. Still, I must try to pull myself together and crank . . .

I bet you were cranking proposals : ) Yeah right!

This thread went from the beginnings of a very good flame war / bogus apology / driveling idiot thread to personal photo submissions. Too bad it wasn't late on a Saturday night when most of you were toasted. You might have gotten brave and posted some extremely interesting pics. Especially you Feisty. If you're intelligence matches your charisma . . . Great pic.

RWS - Beautiful, then and now. And the good girl front isn't fooling me for even a second.

Slu - you have entirely too much hair for a man your age. Doesn't seem fair. Probably hung like a donkey to boot.

Master of None - Nicholas Cage. That is a great pic! Ass deep in snow with a drink in hand.

Craig - Physically fit. What you all fail to realize about Craig's Ace t-shirt pic is that the shirt is all he is wearing.

Geoff - Beautiful. Not you. The kids and the waterfall. ; )

Dogstar - Nice, sincere pic. So tell me, how does it feel to have RWS on top of you?

Michael - Just look at that face, that grin. I don't trust you any farther than Craig can throw you. You look like you have a wonderful sense of humor. So when in hell are you going to display it here?

Dave in Tx. - If I were ever going to switch teams, you would be the reason. How can anyone look at that pic and not instantly like you?

Well done Slu. A great looking crew!

So when does Ace post his pic?

Nice work, Slublog, although it looks like I missed the cut.

Slub's asking for explicit permission to post people's photos (providing a link doesn't meet the standard), so you oughta either email him your favorite photo, or tell him which one you want posted.

and compos mentis - thanks for the comments, but where's yours?

but where's yours?

The Dork Wars story I told pretty much kills the idea of me putting my face on the web.

Plus I have a hump.

I try to minimize the appearance of my hump with artful application of makeup, and by standing behind trees.

Advantages to being hunchbacked:

1. Don't need a pillow to prop yourself up in bed

2. While at the beach, you never deal with crowds. Actually, you have 100 feet of sand in all directions pretty much to yourself.

You know, comments like "Oh, man. RWS is on top of me, and riding me like there's no tomorrow" just don't fit with those normal, pleasant-looking faces. I notice we don't have a shot of Brewfan, though. That means I can keep imagining him wrapped in a trenchcoat that doesn't quite cover skinny knees and oddly hairless and pale legs, caught in a moment of glancing furtively at the camera with beady little eyes.

By the way, where's Dave at GR? I watched Red Dawn last night, and now that I finally know who Powers Boothe is (I was much too lazy to google), I want to mock him. And it's a good thing I don't have a crush on Dave like Kevlar does, 'cause I gotta tell you, that's some stiff competition.

2. While at the beach, you never deal with crowds. Actually, you have 100 feet of sand in all directions pretty much to yourself.

Not with Michael around.

'cause I gotta tell you, that's some stiff competition.

...as it were.

awww..Spongeworthy, that is so sweet.

You guys are so good for my ego. The highlight of my day usually is hearing an elderly man say "Welcome to Walmart, would you like a cart?"

OK, then Slublog has my explicit permission, and Sparkle and Feisty have my permission to be explicit.

Allrighty, I've sent Slu a shot of me. It's a little grainy, but I'm usually the one behind the camera.

Sorry about that, Dave. Where were your shots? I must have missed a link somewhere...

I try to minimize the appearance of my hump with artful application of makeup, and by standing behind trees.

Oh...

I was wondering why laura was sending me pictures of shrubbery.

Dave at Garfield Ridge gets a crush from Kevlar.

Dave in Texas gets a crush from compos.

story of my life folks. story of my life.

have I mentioned my impeccible sense of bad timing? it's as impressive as my record of "wrong place at the wrong time".

Slublog, TallDave posted a link to him and his 27 cats upthread. He's quite a handsome lad. I think he might convince me to switch teams, but I don't know how to quit compos.

Don't fret Dave, I like ya too.

Can a girl with a hunchback get a hug?

Can a girl with a hunchback get a hug?

I don't think his arms are long enough.

Sorry Dave, but I can't crush on teasips. It's against my moral beliefs. I'll just have to go on crushing on Dafydd at Big Lizards.

TexasDave, thanks. Just found it. I was looking for the red lettering of an active link - which is probably why I missed it.

TallDave - the link above, however, doesn't seem to work. All I get is a Geocities ad page.

AOS doesn't accept the word "geocities" in a link. You have to replace the zero with an O.

Oops...probably should have read the whole post instead of just saying "hey, a website address!"

Still no dice, though. Seems we used up all your bandwidth.

Sheesh, Geocities is majorly cheap with bandwidth.

I'll move the pics to my old blogger page.

http://semirandomramblings.blogspot.com/

lauraw, that's quite a hump you have there. You know, I am a rather brilliant surgeon, perhaps there's something I could do for you about it.

Sorry Dave, but I can't crush on teasips

God told the Israelites to lay off of the Philistines, I didn't read nuthin about Aggies and Longhorns.

Maybe it's in the NAS?

I'll always love lauraw *hug*

what the hell is that? it sounds hollow *thunk, thunk*

Its what's left of my twin's skull.
I devoured him in the womb.

Slublog, TallDave posted a link to him and his 27 cats upthread. He's quite a handsome lad. I think he might convince me to switch teams, but I don't know how to quit compos

You had me at "Slublog." And as for compos - well, accidents happen.

I devoured him in the womb.

That makes sense. This little thing right here felt like a molar.

Didn't want to do it, but he wouldn't shut up about college football.

this is a habit you've ah, since put aside?

Hey, what happens in the womb, stays in the womb.

You know, I hear compos talks about college footbal a lot. Maybe you two can spend some time together.

lauraw devoured her twin,
hollowing the hump he was in.
Dave took a peek,
emitted a squeak,
and the hollow was filled once again.

Wow, faces to go with names. I sent my mugshot to slublog, just to fit in with all the "cool kids". Would it be too optimistic to ask if we can get another RWS pic for every three or four of ours?

Hm...that's not a bad idea.

For those who have sent pictures today, thanks. I'll redesign the site a bit this weekend. Tonight, though, is reserved for Xbox with friends.

I'm sure you understand.

BURRP

*picking teeth*

Here's a frontal view of me (you can't see the hump in this pic) for you cheesecake lovers out there:

Ohhh Yeahhh

That's quite a hairdo. Ever find any spiders in there?

I'm an Indiana fan, so I don't talk about football. Our teams suck so much we can't even say, "Wait 'til next year."

And I said IF I were going to switch teams. Dave's cute, but he's gonna have to get me sloppy drunk and hit the drive thru on the way back for me to put out. I ain't easy!

If you could ask spurwing a question, what would you ask?

Spurwing's email does not work. I just attempted an email and it failed. It wouldn't surprise me if spurwing incorrectly spelled his own email address. This is a person who repeatedly uses a comma for an apostrophe.