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January 12, 2006
Fluorescent Glowin' Pigs
Scientists in Taiwan say they have bred three pigs that glow in the dark. But the glowing has nothing to do with that. They just thought it "looked kinda freaky." Fluorescent. Glowin'. Pigs. Thanks to Dave and Hubris (whose blog address I can't seem to find on Google). posted by Ace at 02:39 PM
CommentsHubris retired, dude. Posted by: TallDave on January 12, 2006 02:41 PM
Talk about Green Ham and Eggs. Hmm...flourescent bacon.....aggggghgg Posted by: Iblis on January 12, 2006 02:41 PM
I for one welcome our new luminescent porcine overlords. Seriously though, don't you think Roger Waters is reading this right now and thinking "Hey, we could probably do ONE MORE tour"? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 12, 2006 02:44 PM
New hotness: Glowsticks that poo. Posted by: on January 12, 2006 02:50 PM
Wan't that green eggs and ham? Oh well, we now have the advantage of seeing all the NARAL girls in the dark. Why would I want that? That a terrible thought. Posted by: Ron LaCanne on January 12, 2006 02:50 PM
So, when the pigs are not just green and glowing but also winged and flying will that be proof the Singularity has arrived? Posted by: TallDave on January 12, 2006 02:51 PM
that was the joke Ron...grumble.... Posted by: Iblis on January 12, 2006 02:53 PM
Don't worry, Iblis - we got it. But I'm really waiting for Spurwing's take on this. Posted by: geoff on January 12, 2006 02:55 PM
Great, glow in the dark pigs. Meanwhile, we are subject to illegal wiretaps and our murderous bigoted troops are dying in an unjust war based on lies for oil. Posted by: tubiknow on January 12, 2006 03:05 PM
Well, this just made certain nocturnal activities a whole lot easier. Thanks, scientists! Posted by: Bill Clinton on January 12, 2006 03:13 PM
Glow in the dark piggies i,ll bet the idiots at PETA will be whining about it they will claim they fed them on phosphorus Posted by: spurwing plover on January 12, 2006 03:20 PM
geoff-ask and you shall receive. Posted by: harrison on January 12, 2006 03:24 PM
And if you follow the link you'll learn that this story was reported by one Chris Hogg. Posted by: BLS on January 12, 2006 03:35 PM
Absolutely fantastic. Now I want to see some glowing squirrels that shoot laser beams from their eyes. Posted by: Log Cabin on January 12, 2006 03:46 PM
It's a little known fact that Dick Cheney's junk glows in the dark. Christ, Lynn was bug-eyed when she saw that thing coming at her. Posted by: CT on January 12, 2006 03:51 PM
I think these genes should be spliced into wild boars and little speedy pigs with cameras on their heads. These should be deployed against the jihadis in Iraq and Afghanistan immediately. The captured video should be used as intelligence and sold on Google Video (with profits being fed back into the program). Sooouuuuiiiiiieeeeee!!! Posted by: IreneFingIrene on January 12, 2006 04:25 PM
I'm glad to see scientists hard at work at serious research that will better mankind. Meanwhile, we have the nightlite for sleep and breakfast when we wake up! Posted by: Rightwingsparkle on January 12, 2006 04:30 PM
I'm no Luddite, but that ain't right, man. Posted by: sandy burger on January 12, 2006 05:36 PM
Glowing pigs? I wanted some freakin sharks with freakin lasers on their heads! Posted by: Dr. Evil on January 12, 2006 05:42 PM
Ya know, apply that to cattle, and you'll have a lot of farmers interested. Nothing more annoying than trying to find -- in the dark -- a herd that found a gap in the fence. Posted by: Robert Crawford on January 12, 2006 05:44 PM
Ace, Flourescent.Glowin'.Pigs. ! !!! Really, now that's something! I'm not sure what, exactly. But it's something, that's for sure. ... Log Cabin and Dr. Evil, LOL. Really. Posted by: MTT on January 12, 2006 06:01 PM
Someone's tax dollars at work! Maybe these pigs will audition for "Pearls Before Swine"? Posted by: Ron on January 12, 2006 08:22 PM
Pork: The other whi.. eh... green glowing meat. Posted by: Xoxotl on January 12, 2006 09:29 PM
So this is where we get GREEN EGGS AND HAM from? i guess SAM I AM is working in a science lab Posted by: spurwing plover on January 12, 2006 09:30 PM
If nuclear waste could have gotten me high, I'd glow in the dark today! Posted by: Dennis on January 12, 2006 09:32 PM
Maybe we could send this things to Iran. They would make a great target identifier. Posted by: olddawg on January 12, 2006 10:57 PM
I'd like to see a cage match between the glowing pigs and the Glue Sniffing Monkey Bandits. (Found at Tim Blair) Posted by: File Closer on January 13, 2006 09:50 AM
LOL Spurwing! Posted by: Sue Dohnim on January 13, 2006 10:48 AM
Posted by: corwin on January 13, 2006 11:52 AM
Let me get this straight: they made Fluorescent. Glowin'. Pigs. for no good reason, just to prove that it could be done? Why do I think that Jesse James or the Teutl family is behind this somehow? Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 13, 2006 07:09 PM
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