Can we make this a true facts about Ted Kennedy thread:

He has a dog named "Splash"

I'm dying to do one, but no one else wants to play.

So are the Kos Kids arguing that women of color and/or poor women would not become upset or emotional when forced to witness their husbands unfairly verbally attacked in public?

It just amazes me the amount of hate that is spewed from websites like kos. I've never been on the site but I have checked out huffpo just to get a "taste" of what (extreme?) left wingers think. Nothing but hate. Meaningful give and take discussions are almost non-existant, they just agree and parrot each others garbage. It really is quite boring to lurk around those sites where as this site is a shit load of fun :-)

Ace: Are you not going to call attention to the various upgrades at AoSHQ?

Go for it Ace!

In fairness to Ted, this morning while he was grilling Alito about his life of racist misogyny, Kennedy said: "We all make mistakes, I know I have...."

It takes a big man to admit something like that. A big, morbidly obese, whiskey-soaked wreck of a man who was never much of a man to begin with. And a roomful incredibly pompous self-important blowhards not to burst out laughing when he says it.

Martha-Ann Bomgardner, wife of Judge Alito
- family roots in Oklahoma,
former law librarian.

Laura Bush - former public school librarian.

Question - What does the Left have against librarians?

Or, put more generally, against books?

I read a book called Death at Chappaquiddick that speculated ( if I remember correctly) Mary Jo was very likely pregnant with a little Teddy.

Question:
Why is Chappaquiddick never ever brought up? Especially when he demands to know what the president knew and when he knew it. Or when he says the president told lie after lie after lie..... How in the world can he be taken seriousely?

Also, how come republicans aren't screaming Whitewater, Vince Foster, travelgate, FBI files etc. when Hillary shrills?

The Owl Club at Harvard still doesn't admit women, by the way. The whole court thing just made them and the other all-male Finals Clubs lose there affiliation to the University (to the point where students giving tours of the campus are not allowed to even talk about them). They are now privately run, with money from alumni and dues from members and have houses in Harvard Square that they have owned for decades (at least).

Can we make this a true facts about Ted Kennedy thread:

He has a dog named "Splash"

Why doesn't he just go all the way and call it Mary Jo? After all, it is a Portugese Water Dog.

What would there be to stop a guy like Alito from securing his appointment, then calling a press conference and calling Kennedy out for being the bloviating shit-bag that he is? Better yet, let his wife have her say. She's earned it for having to sit silently through this character assination.

I'd love to see someone from the right take the gloves off just once. God, I'd literally stand up and cheer.

Well nothing can surprise me after reading the Democratic Underground post 2004 election. Particularly the obsession with Christianity was and continues to be appalling. IIRC a member poll on DU found that the average age there was about 50-60 years. I think we all read things like the above quote and pass it off as coming from some adolescent high school or college kid, when it actually probably came from someone who, in biological years, is very much an adult.

sorry, that was me.

"No....Anonymous....Posts.....EVER" - Thomas Jefferson Crawford

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the tears start while Lindsey Graham was praising Alito?

If I spent somewhere around 12 hours listening to people talk shit about my husband, he would have to hold me back while I try and rip out their throats. I'd defend my husband to the end of the earth, and he knows it.

But I think that may be an example of a good marriage. Perhaps the folks at the Daily Kos aren't familiar with that concept.

"Why doesn't he just go all the way and call it Mary Jo? After all, it is a Portugese Water Dog."

Because old man, that simply isn't done, you see. Poor taste an all that.

I had to hear Susan Estrich call Ted Kennedy a great patriot last night. At first I though she was being sarcastic, but she wasn't.

IIRC a member poll on DU found that the average age there was about 50-60 years. I think we all read things like the above quote and pass it off as coming from some adolescent high school or college kid

Huh. Maybe PLV is older than I though. I doubt it, though.

True Ted Kennedy fact:

He just calls his dog "Splash" for short. The dog's full AKC-registered name is "Come on, baby, don't worry. I'm okay to drive. Now do it to me while I'm driving. Yeah, just like that, but less teeth...{SCREEEEEEEECH} OH MY GOD!!!! {CRASH!!}...Splash"

Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the tears start while Lindsey Graham was praising Alito?

Sort of - actually they started when Graham was apologizing for the assholish behavior of his fellow senators.

Personally, I don't know why anyone would want to sit and watch a family member go through that crap.

The Koz kid bunch that are attacking Judge Alito's wife are the same people that voted for Hillary the poor defenseless betrayed wife.
BTW, Do you think Ted " the drunk lifeguard" Kennedy named his dog splash after what happens when his Scotch hits the bottom of the glass, what he likes in his gin or what you get when a car driven off a bridge hits water

True fact: Compared to Cheney, Teddy's dick is a vagina.

Cool fact about Ted Kennedy?

Hasn't had a solid stool since ninth grade.

Another cool fact:

Biden's hair plugs? Harvested from the rich luxuriant fur off Teddy's ass.

Cool fact about Ted Kennedy:

Actually caused the bankruptcy of 3 liquor stores in Hyannisport when he decided to stop drinking for 3 months.

Perhaps the Senator from West Virginia should be called to testify as to whether or not Judge Alito was ever a member of the Klan.

Dirty lowlife reptiles i,ll bet they would scream bloody murder if some republicans went after hillary

Eighth wonder of the world?

Ted Kennedy's liver.

Ted actually had them save both of his brother's livers on ice, for when he needed a transplant. He is currently using Bobby's and expects to have John's in place before his next Senatorial campaign.

Cool Fact: Teddy had a brief career in movies as Jabba the Hutt's stunt double.
He's the one actually eating the space toad. They told him it was a really big martini olive.

Cool fact about Ted Kennedy:

Actually caused the bankruptcy of 3 liquor stores in Hyannisport when he decided to stop drinking for 3 months.

Another cool fact about this cool fact?

Ted was five years old at the time.

Ted Kennedy's full name? Edward Moore Kennedy.

Some liberals questioned whether Ted could live up to such a distinguished name, but eventually he grew into it....

Maybe visit a black neighborhood or two and get acquainted with a few strong women who DON'T burst into tears while DAILY dealing with hardships that Martha's fragile, feeble mind could not even conceive of.

People who only encounter persons unlike themselves in the books in their college 'Tolerance 101' courses have--shall we say--an unmistakable aura about them.

Ted Kennedy's blood alcohol level has measured as high as 10% actual blood.

Mary Jo Kopechne's death was not an accident. It was Ted's honest attempt to fulfill his pledge to put a woman on the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean by the end of the decade.

Kennedy Cool Fact:

Teddy was quoted as saying that the United States Olympic Diving team were "a bunch of fucking cowards" after they denied him a slot on the team. It seems they didn't believe that Kennedy's 3 meter dive wouldn't pass Olympic muster as it required the use of a 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88.

Due to John F. Kennedy's tragic and untimely demise, he was never able to deliver a hand-written note to Ted that read:

Mary Jo loves to fuck but she can't swim.

Fact, my friends. Fact.

Personally, I don't know why anyone would want to sit and watch a family member go through that crap.

If perchance there was a Mrs. Atwater and she was nominated for the USSC, would you not be their for her during her confirmation hearings?

test

I can see that. Wouldn't be easy, though.

Ted Kennedys Liver is Twice the size of Cheneys Cock*

*only while flacid. Which it never is.

You make my wife cry again and I will bust a cap in ya ass that will hurt a lot more than the CAP that ya been trying to pin on my ass.

Strange but True:

Peter Lawford was only accepted into the Rat Pack after Ted Kennedy was rejected for being insufficiently "Kennedyesque."

Ted Kennedy is a lumbering, sodden Leftist dinosaur whose only merit to the Democrats is his famous last name. I've always thought that this is the true face of the Kennedy clan: a spoiled son of privilege, insulated from reality, but who still presumes to speak for "the little guy". He's a moral black hole for reasons other than Mary Jo Kopechne, but it was his shameful part in her death that stripped him bare.

And yet -- the good people of Massachusetts send him back to the Senate, age after age. Which is as good an indication as any that the whole state suffers from the same moral arthritis as Ted himself.

That man is a disgrace both to the Senate as a body and to the state he represents.

I feel cheap, having DU posts, pulled from the sewer and splatted down for all of us to see. Its just a pathetic little trollet still trying to find the right amount of hatred. I mean, Alex, what is the point of arguing with it? There isn't even a semblence of reality to its point. The self hating racism of this troll is too painfully obvious, and ironic, as it sits there complaining about a white woman who doesn't have it as hard as one the troll saw in a movie the other day.

Ted Kennedy eats the still-beating hearts of those that he defeats in his political campaigns

I can see that. Wouldn't be easy, though.

True loyality rarely is.

"Ted Kennedy eats the still-beating hearts of those that he defeats in his political campaigns"

Only after preserving their livers for use as spares...

Ted Kennedy was the stunt double for Little Face in Dick Tracy

MONTY! That was an awesome Cool Fact!

"What a phony, fraudulent, sheltered twit."

So, which is it? She was fraudulent and faking it or genuinely crying because she is a sheltered twit?

They can't even stick to a consistent line of gutter attacks.

Ted Kennedy was recruited by NASA to be one of the original pilots on the Gemini Space Program, as they felt he had more experience than anyone when it came to landing vehicles in the ocean.

Cool Fact: Teddy thinks harass is two words.

Ted Kennedy has won the Annual Congressional Marathon Urination contest every year since taking office, excpet for the years when Dick Cheney was a US Representative, at which time Ted came in a distant 2nd.

TK True Fact: his upcoming children's book is really tentatively titled "Heather Has Two Mommysacks I'd Like to, Er, Get My, Er, Hands On."

TK True Fact: Teddy Kennedy is so large, he actually has a gravitational field, and two moons named Chivas and Rumandcoke.

I think in large part these "strong ghetto women" are in the ghetto because they are weak and continue to indulge in the behaviors of the weak.

There must be a way for us to get rid of that whale. Wait, I've got it. The President appoints him to the position of Secretary of Education. With good coaching maybe the Republicans on the Education Committee will pressure him enough to get him to Kack on day one of the hearings.

Wishful thinking. Too many pantie wearing RINO's on that committee. Back to the drawing board.

Cool fact: Ted Kennedy's pores ooze such a constant cloud of alcohol vapor, the Washington press corps considers standing in the room with him the equivalent of drinking a glass of Sauvignon Blanc.

Real and totally true fact:

Ted Kennedy led the fight to block the construction of power-generating windmills 10 miles off the shore of Cape Cod (beyond the ability for anyone to see them from shore) because he didn't want the pristene view from his beloved home potentially spoiled by the clean energy eyesores.

TK True Fact: Teddy Kennedy is so fat, Buzzard's Bay was formed when a drunk TK fell backwards off the Wood's Hole ferry to the Vineyard. Prior to that, it was known as Buzzard's Mountain.

Ted's bloat is so famous that DC police have taken to calling dead winos, "teekays".

Ted Kennedy once started a soup kitchen for the homeless of Boston. However, it was quietly shut down after authorities learned that Kennedy was eating all of the soup.

Also, none of the homeless people who entered the soup kitchen were ever seen again.

sorry if someone already made this point, but if Mrs. Alito is a "stepford wife" ect.. They what does this person think Mrs. Kerry and Mrs. Edwards are? How are they different from his description?

TK True Fact: Teddy Kennedy has his own personal drydock at Hyannisport. I know what you're thinking: it's not that odd for a rich Senator to have a place to refit his yacht in the off season. Thing is - it's literally his own personal drydock. At the end of the summer, Teddy's hoisted up on the crane, and a British male nurse cleans his backside so that his pants can slide up for another year.

Ted's bloat is so famous that DC police have taken to calling dead winos, "teekays".

Huh. What are the odds - that's what police on the Vineyard call it when they have to fish a car out of the water.

Way Cool Fact!

Ted was actually flying the plane that crashed and killed JFK Jr. and his wife. However, Ted is apparantly indestructible, as he was able to swim away from the scene of the crash and stumble home to bed to sleep it off before anyone could discover that he was responsible.

My guess as to why the right doesn't hammer Hildibeast on Whitewater, Vince Foster, travelgate, FBI files, Rose Law Firm billing records, campaign fund-raising violations, etc., is that they are saving the big guns for after her nomination as the Dem candidate.

Nancy Pelosi has never had a single bit of plastic surgery performed on her face. She, instead, insists on seeing Ted Kennedy naked at least once per year in order to re-fix the constant look of fearful surprise on her face

TK cool fact: Senator Heinz-Kerry announced at a news conference that the Heinz Corporation has developed a new, jumbo sized pickle that is processed with Scotch. They are calling it the Ted Kennedy.

It's sad that the sheep of MA are dumb enough to put the jerk in the Senate to begin with. It's a travesty that he's even allowed in the same room as the Judiciary Committee (not as a target of investigation), let alone sitting on the committee itself!

For God's sake, the guy couldn't even make it through undergrad school without cheating.

Which brings me to the second point: Above is a post about a lib flaming Mrs. Alito, because she can't take the pressure. Does that mean that Tubby is just as bad emotionally (he couldn't take the pressure of undergrad school), or does it mean that this morally reprehensible piece of barnyard dung was and is morally incapable of distinguishing right from wrong? If it's the latter, what's he doing in the Senate? Or in any public office?

I know what I believe is the answer, but the way libs are going after blogs now, I'm hesitant to tell anyone.

After he was caught cheating as an undergrad, the dean took Ted Kennedy aside and gave him some good advice. "Son," he said, "fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life."

Of course, Ted Kennedy never follows good advice.

Cool fact: JFK wanted to be buried at sea. Teddy was going to drive the hearse!

Maybe visit a black neighborhood or two and get acquainted with a few strong women

This whole noble savage blacks-are-scary-tough identity politics trip gets old fast. What's "progressive" about stupid racial stereotypes?

I'm not in any way making excuses for the democrats, but she really ought to toughen up, for her own good. It's not like the democrats' behavior was a surprise.

but she really ought to toughen up, for her own good. It's not like the democrats' behavior was a surprise.

It's not a surprise to hear a bad diagnosis you had been expecting/dreading, but you still might have a reaction to it when a doctor confirms it, y'know?

Why shd she have to toughen up? Neither of them will ever have to put up with indignities of this type again.

> They can't even stick to a consistent line of gutter attacks.

Pithy and accurate. I will watch that remark's career with great interest.

"a spoiled son of privilege, insulated from reality, but who still presumes to speak for "the little guy"."

Unlike that farm boy from Texas who is the real thing.

I wonder how many takes it took for Alito's wife to get the crying game down. I can see it now "as soon as they start asking your wingnut husband any questions start balling your eyes out like a child and maybe they will stop." Imagine someone who is going to suck on the government tit for the rest of his life needing to actually qualify for the job? However, the only qualifications you need to hold a position in this corrupt government is to be a fawning, retarded, party hack.

And the only qualification you need to troll on this site is to be as dumb as a bag of retards.

The last useful function Ted Kennedy has served was in the '92 - 2000 years acting as "Portrait" to Bill Clinton's "Dorian Grey".

"And the only qualification you need to troll on this site is to be as dumb as a bag of retards."

Is that the only line you have you conceited poseur.?

However, the only qualifications you need to hold a position in this corrupt government is to be a fawning, retarded, party hack.

Last I checked, Ruth Buzzin Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer were holding government "positions."

Give 'em jolly what-for, faux vet!

Cordially...

"Last I checked, Ruth Buzzin Ginsburg and Stephen Breyer were holding government "positions.""

Did anyone ask them any questions before they got the job, or did they just kick their feet and scream?

More TK cool facts...

Cheney's secret CIA code name? Foot-Long Coney. Teddy's secret CIA code name? Cocktail Weenie.

You can lodge approximate $8.73 worth of coins in the folds of Teddy's jowls.

While sunbathing at the Kennedy compound, Greenpeace showed up and tried to roll him back into the ocean.

The Japanese are preparing for the possibility that, upon his death, Ted's liver is going to attack Tokyo.

Hey, PLV, here's a serious question:

Suppose you were an equally obnoxious right-winger, throwing around the same old shit on a liberal blog.

How long do you think you would last before getting banned?

Now you know why Repubs hold the White House and Congress. Because, despite all the liberal lies to the contrary, we actually BELIEVE in shit like free speech, tolerance, color-blindness, etc.

However, the only qualifications you need to hold a position in this corrupt government is to be a fawning, retarded, party hack.

Strangely enough, Mrs. Alito remained far more composed than that simpering piece of $hit that used to be president...you know, the one who cried at the mere HOPE of a photo op. And he was supposed to have 'nads; just ask Monica's chin.

You are kidding right Dogstar? You wingnuts have infested Liberal sites for as long as I can remember. On liberal sites you are known as trolls, a term tossed around here for those who have not swallowed the same acid as you.

You can lodge approximate $8.73 worth of coins in the folds of Teddy's jowls.

in pesos

Ted Kennedy once ate four whole fried chickens, and a coke.

In a fight between Jabba the Hut and Ted Kennedy, well, let's just say you want to keep your arms and legs well clear of that action.

Ted Kennedy once snorted an entire fifth of Chivas Regal through a Stratocaster guitar neck.

"You can lodge approximate $8.73 worth of coins in the folds of Teddy's jowls."

That is to say, $8.73 worth of pennies...

Hey, PLV, here's a serious question:

Hey, Dogstar, here's a serious question:

Did you seriously expect a serious answer from PLV?

sandy burger are you honestly trying to tell me that there are no right wingers on Liberal sites?

By the way Dogstar Ace has tried to ban me several times. I guess he can only handle one point of view.

"By the way Dogstar Ace has tried to ban me several times. I guess he can only handle one point of view."

Oh, don't fret, I'm sure he could handle yours if you could come up with one of your own.

Oh, brother. After making fun of others for talking to PLV, I'm about to do the same thing. I promise to hate myself later for this.

sandy burger are you honestly trying to tell me that there are no right wingers on Liberal sites?

Did I say anything of the sort? Idiots are everywhere. Idiots come in all shapes and sizes, from all walks of life. Some idiots are republicans, some idiots are democrats, and some idiots are neither. You have chosen to be one of the idiots.

By the way Dogstar Ace has tried to ban me several times. I guess he can only handle one point of view.

He's never tried to ban Tubino or any of the other leftists. Why not? Because they don't post under other people's names. It has nothing to do with point of view. And besides, other than being a left-winger, you don't really have a point of view that I've been able to discern.

You frequently attempt to insult the other posters here, which isn't really a point of view, but I guess it's something. Now, I respect that about you, PLV. It's something we both have in common. Only, you're no good at it. It's embarrassing to watch.

PLV,

First, please provide a link to the photo of Judge Alito crying....

whats that?. It was his wife that was crying?

Hmm... That doesn't fit in with the line of attack I was given at Kos, so I'll be a good little PLV and do what I do best. MAKE SHIT UP.

That's right you pathetic fuck. I see right through you. Although you really had us going, what with the name Proud Liberal Vet, and all the postitive things you had to say about the soldiers and leaders of our country....

Not

But please, don't stop with the traitor-speak. It has what we have all come to expect from you.

Veritas

P.S. Here is a poem I wrote for you, PLV. It comes from the bottom of my heart.

here goes:

Roses are red;
Violets are blue.
Yesterday PLV let Atrios and Kos fuck him in the mouth.

By the way Dogstar Ace has tried to ban me several times. I guess he can only handle one point of view.

I think PLV is confused here. Ace didn't try to ban him, PLV says that he had a hard time posting as an anonymous commenter, but then found a work-around. That sounds like a routine mu.nu glitch (just had one myself), not the banning of an IP address.

I got big tears swelling up right now Veritas, you ignorant cow, and if you don't stop it I'll be gushing great sobs all over the place, moron.

Roses are Red;
Violets are Blue;
Veritas is a cheap crack whore.

Wow that was absolutely brilliant. I amaze myself with my brilliance more and more each day.

"I think PLV is confused here. Ace didn't try to ban him, PLV says that he had a hard time posting as an anonymous commenter, but then found a work-around. That sounds like a routine mu.nu glitch (just had one myself), not the banning of an IP address."

Proud Liberal Vet was banned for a while which is when I posted under Still a Proud Liberal Vet.

Proud Liberal Vet was banned for a while which is when I posted under Still a Proud Liberal Vet.

I've never banned anyone, but I was under the impression that your moniker had nothing to do with the banning process. It's your IP address that matters. And even on this comment I'm having problems gettin mu.nu to post it.

He also threatened to ban my ip last night .

I don't have a dog in this fight, but I use the same software as ace - moveable type. The banning is done via IP, not name.

Because they don't post under other people's names.

I'm not sure about that, Sandy. Especially today, PLV has had a sudden dramatic improvement in grammar. As well as a peculiar attitude adjustment. Reminds me very much of...

" It's your IP address that matters. "

Really, how do you ban a dynamic ip address?

"Proud Liberal Vet was banned for a while which is when I posted under Still a Proud Liberal Vet."

Oh, so YOU'RE the freak pretending to be a vet. Cedarford did the same thing but he was easily sniffed out, too.

Hey, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt; thanks for no longer disgracing the uniform.

ummmmmm.........

Ted Kennedy is so fat that when he sits around his house, he sits around his house.

Sorry, bad joke, but I just wanted to get back to the fun stuff.

"Proud Liberal Vet was banned for a while which is when I posted under Still a Proud Liberal Vet."

Utter fucking bullshit. He was never banned, under any name, and banning is done via IP.

What happened to this idiot with a persecution complex is that he must have tried to post, got denied, and figured, "Yayyy! I've been BANNED!"

No, moron. Just a lot of people have trouble posting comments sometimes, including me. Took me five tries to tell you earlier tonight that you were "as dumb as a bag of retards."

He also threatened to ban my ip last night .

Oh, stop whining about it, already. If you haven't figured it out yet, no one gives a shit.

Here is the spinmeister, Mr. Free Speech, in his own words, offering up his threats last night.

""Actually, you'll stop now, "Veteran.""

Spin that retard.

This is a privately owned blog and Ace is not the State. Free speech has nothing to do with it so again stop whining.

He ordered you to stop being an asshole. Ace's only mistake is that you are incapable of being anything but an asshole.

He was threatening you because you were being an identity-stealing asshole.

This guy's as dumb as a box of retarded puppies.

Spin that retard.

Why, he's spinning you quite nicely! Barf on yourself yet? It's sure to be an improvement, both with the sight and the smell.

Geez, what a coward this guy is.

PLV, I'm still waiting on that picture of Alito crying.

Otherwise, your characterization of the Judge as a whiny bitch is exactly like your sex life.

Non-existent.

Veritas

This guy's as dumb as a box of retarded puppies.

I think we all need to finish this sentence...

PLV is as dumb as a box of...

My contribution: PLV is as dumb as a box of Kleenex. Used Kleenex.

Anyone else?

PLV is as dumb as changing your moniker to avoid being banned.

You inconsistent morons were just telling me how lucky I was that Ace hadn't banned me even though this is a site dedicated to wingnuttery. The least you could do is pretend to be sticking to the logic of your own arguments no matter how constrained you are by being buffoons.

PLV is like school in the summertime, no class.

Veritas I figured you had taken your fat ass back out on the street to see if you can get enough for another couple of dimes.

PLV, Moron, Esq.

No one tried to ban you, ever.

The threat to ban you was over a practice I had declared off-limits because it was psssing people off- - stealing someone's name and making a fake post.

I didn't threaten to ban you over your scary-persuasive debate abilites.

They should cover the real story... That all decent Americans are crying over the possibility that this man will be on the Supreme Court.

I think we should give his wife the benefit of the doubt and assume that she's crying over all the lies. It's the most reasonable explanation, afterall. Any decent wife would cry to find out that her husband is a liar.

The Democrats were totally spineless in their questioning of Alito. They asked easy questions that everyone knew they would ask.

Ace, ignorant stunted moron, why did you limit your feeble threats to me? Do your rules only apply to Liberals?

BigTobacco, that was fantastic.

You've got the whole moonbat thing down pat. The language, the tone...beautiful.

Cracked me up.

Unless, of course, you were serious. Then you're just a fucking moron.

Well gee, lookie here, another scary-smart libtard with a totally ironic handle, BigTobacco.

How do you 'tards do it? So clever and detached from it all. Was "BigOil" already taken?

Oh and I see PLV is trolling for more sexual favors from evil conservatives.

The frisson is unbearable isn't it, PLV?

PLV is so dumb he thinks we actually believe he's a vet!

Antarctica, shit. I'm still only in Antarctica. Every time I think I'm going to wake up back on the ice floe. When I was home after my first tour, it was worse. I'd wake up and there'd be nothing... I hardly said a word to my wife until I said yes to a divorce. When I was here I wanted to be there. When I was there, all I could think of was getting back into McMurdo. I've been here a week now. Waiting for a mission, getting softer. Every minute I stay in this tent I get weaker. And every minute Charlie squats in the snow he gets stronger.

Each time I look around the tent flaps move in a little tighter.

Everyone gets everything he wants. I wanted a mission, and for my sins they gave me one. Brought it up to me like room service. "

PLV is so dumb he thinks we actually believe he's a vet!

just ask Monica's chin.

Which one?

Fat, drunk, and stupid may be no way to go through life, but it's good enough to be a U.S. Senator from Massholechusetts.

Wow, was I right, I saw this on polticalteen:

http://thepoliticalteen.net/2006/01/12/imuscrawford/

Some goofball argues Mrs. Alito was crying because, like the movies, she realized how he was an evil fuck all along (cause the questioning was so effective, see).

"Oh, I can believe that. I mean, can't you imagine him, out in the barnyard, covered in hay and pig feces, one arm up to the elbow in a mare's cootch?"

I'm a big city dude myself but I always enjoy hearing how you hillbillies get your jollies. Have you ever done a pig and a mare at the same time alex?

You inconsistent morons were just telling me how lucky I was that Ace hadn't banned me even though this is a site dedicated to wingnuttery. The least you could do is pretend to be sticking to the logic of your own arguments no matter how constrained you are by being buffoons.

We aim to please. You aim to hit your boyfriend's eye.

They should cover the real story... That all decent Americans are crying over the possibility that this man will be on the Supreme Court.

Oh, tears of joy *sniffle* I'm barely holding them back. Too bad indecent Americans like you can't even muster enough dignity to eat your own feces with grace. But really, we weren't expecting you to, like, show class or anything. Sore loser!

I think we should give his wife the benefit of the doubt and assume that she's crying over all the lies.

Yeahp, the Democrats are shameless that way.

It's the most reasonable explanation, afterall. Any decent wife would cry to find out that her husband is a liar.

In your case, she'd be relieved you weren't REALLY leaving her for a sheep.

I'm a big city dude myself but I always enjoy hearing how you hillbillies get your jollies.

HA HA! Gee, Turd, what's the point in slamming you when you're doing such a great job at slamming yourself?

Have you ever done a pig and a mare at the same time alex?

Alex, he's trying to get you to talk dirty to him. Ew.

BigTobacco you don't have any class until you talk about eating your own shit. That is what they mean by classy in the barnyard I guess.

bbeck I'm just trying to be classy around you because I know what a sophisticate you are. Pass the shit please.

PLV is neither pround nor liberal not VET, and it's people like HIM who making Mrs. Alito who is a nice lady cry.

spurding where can I get me some that fancy grammaar stuff that slides off your keyboard with more grace than alex feeling up a mare.

BigTobacco you don't have any class until you talk about eating your own shit.

Pay attention, Disgrace To The Uniform. I wasn't talking about eating my own, but I can see how you'd get BigTobacco's feces confused with yours.

That is what they mean by classy in the barnyard I guess.

Oh, I'm sure you don't have to guess about ANYTHING that goes on in a barnyard, Puke.

bbeck you seem a little touchy tonight. Was the opera boring?

bbeck I'm just trying to be classy around you because I know what a sophisticate you are.

Keep trying, Disgrace! You're falling WAY short...and I'm positive you've heard THAT before.

Pass the shit please.

You mean you ate what you had already???

bbeck you seem a little touchy tonight.

Your powers of observation are lacking in more than just the area of politics, Disgrace. Can't you tell I enjoy dragging you through your own stupidity? Oop, of course you can't.

Was the opera boring?

It's so sad when your attempt to be clever sounds worse than the times you don't even try. :(

"It's so sad when your attempt to be clever sounds worse than the times you don't even try. :("

I didn't realize they were going to roll out the A team tonight.

Hey bbeck:

When you finish your calisthenics here (nice to see you honing your form), slub needs your permission to include your photo.

I didn't realize they were going to roll out the A team tonight.

Er, have you EVER realized anything?

When you finish your calisthenics here (nice to see you honing your form), slub needs your permission to include your photo.

Geoff, you and your family's so cute I'd pale in comparison. :)

PLV probably is a vet. And a vet of the Viet Nam era, no less. Problem is, he's probably a vet of the Jane Fonda brigade, and has probably also dropped too much acid or shot too much fun juice to have any active brain cells now.

As far as being hillbillies, being a city slicker I doubt if he could tell the difference between a mare and a stud, or a steer and a bull. Wouldn't know the difference between a filly and a mare, either, or know what a heifer is.

But he would certainly know where the welfare office is, and all the food kitchens, and probably knows where all the give-away places are for Christmas toys for kids, too, even though he can't have any kids (a guess - he doesn't have the cajones).

It may surprise PLV to know that every once in a while a country boy (or girl) knows how to get along in the city. People like him just assume that because they can't make it in the country, then country folk are too dumb to make it in the city. One doesn't follow the other, dipwad, but you're too lost in narcissism to figure that out.

Give me country folk any day. There's the same percentage of jerks, but since there's fewer people, there's fewer jerks (PLV's) to deal with.

Have a good, peaceful, uneventful life. Somewhere else.

Have you ever done a pig and a mare at the same time alex?

Well, I wouldn't have chosen to speak of your mother and sister that way, PLV, but. . .

I'm a red neck woman, I ain't no high class broad.

The other two Kennedy brothers' deaths were accidents. Captain Ahab was aiming for Teddy.

And PLV is as stupid as a bag full of lobotomized mosquitos.

"Have a good, peaceful, uneventful life. "

Thanks Carlos all the best to you as well. It's been swell and very enlightening for me to know you, as fleeting as it was.

I'm a red neck woman, I ain't no high class broad.

PLV, you nut, everyone knows you're not even a low class broad!

Thanks Carlos all the best to you as well. It's been swell and very enlightening for me to know you, as fleeting as it was.

I LOVE the smell of cowardice in the evening! Don't go away mad, PLV, just go f*** yourself. :)

"I LOVE the smell of cowardice in the evening! Don't go away mad, PLV, just go f*** yourself. :)"

I never go away mad classy woman, especially when I know there are brave men and women like you standing guard in Buttville, just in case it is ever attacked. Try to give the cows and the mares a chance to rest up though will you, before you go shoving your arm up their ass again.

I never go away mad classy woman, especially when I know there are brave men and women like you standing guard in Buttville, just in case it is ever attacked. Try to give the cows and the mares a chance to rest up though will you, before you go shoving your arm up their ass again.

So, not only are you a coward, Disgrace, you're also a liar. Get out of here already and save what dignity you can.

Well, okay, you don't have any left, but since you're a liar, you can convince yourself somehow.

Geoff, you and your family's so cute I'd pale in comparison.

The kids always perk up the photos, don't they? But I am happy to disagree with the rest of your statement. Plus, if you (or I or the kids) got any paler, you'd be translucent, so it's an esthetically incorrect and anatomically impossible statement. You're usually much more accurate than that.

I don't usually take kindly to being called a disgrace by a moron but in your case buttercup I'll make an exception.

Sweet dreams classy woman.

I don't usually take kindly to being called a disgrace by a moron but in your case buttercup I'll make an exception.

Well, we couldn't just let everyone else who's ever known you call you that, right, Disgrace?

Sweet dreams classy woman.

Remember to lie to yourself so you don't go blowing your brains out at the sight of a mirror! I mean, how would the world survive with its collective IQ jumping up THAT drastically?

(See how nice I am implying you HAVE brains?)

And Geoff, come now, we'll have no false modesty here! That's a wonderful picture.

True sad fact:
PLV turned down a ride home from Teddy. But Teddy did give him a bottle of Chivas to help with the taste.

I guess we showed him huh?

PLV, your boyfriend is posting and he lied and called himself a conservative! See how your bad habits are getting picked up???

Pfff, yeah right. Like PLV has *any* friends, male, female, or otherwise. That's why he spends all his time here getting his ass handed to him.

Oh, God. I'm sorry to be such an asshole to you, bbeck--but I'm just so upset. See, I've been furiously masturbating to your comments for over an hour now, hoping I could finally, you know, get it up over a woman. I'm kind of frightened of breasts, you know--so I thought, maybe, if I didn't actually have to look at you--but it's just giving me a terrible cramp in my arm and I think I'm starting to chafe.

bbeck just destroyed him and it was truly a work of art.

That last post wasn't from me. I've never tried to get it up from a woman.

I call bullshit on that last "PLV" comment. I mean, come on, masturbating over a woman? As if!

That last PLV post wasn't me. I guess that means the stealing other posters name rule is off now is it?

bbeck just destroyed him and it was truly a work of art.

Aw shucks.

Damn, someone beat me to it!

Sorry bbeck that wasn't me.

Why would anyone admit to being the real PLV? Well, of course, there is no REAL PLV, it's just some 12-year-old punk-ass virgin, but still...

That last PLV post wasn't me. I guess that means the stealing other posters name rule is off now is it?

Only a COWARD doesn't post under a constant moniker.

I understand you do that all the time, hence your interest in that question.

bbeck when you are done sucking off that cow can I have a turn? You can eat my shit.

Sorry bbeck that wasn't me.

Sure it was...and it was SO true. ;)

bbeck when you are done sucking off that cow can I have a turn? You can eat my shit.

PLV is a coward. How many skirts are you going to hide behind, Disgrace?

Yes, Pusillanimous Lying Virgin just loves to pretend to be other people, but really it's understandable. Were I him, I'd pretend to be someone else too.

Anon I did bbeck one time. You might as well stick your dick in the Grand Canyon.

I'm talking well used.

PLV's so stupid he can't even hide his identity with another name!

So PLV, when you're pretending to have served in the military, don't you feel even a little bit ashamed that you couldn't really hack it?

Ace, once again I must call upon you to ban my worthless (and well-excavated) ass from your site. I'm a complete waste of oxygen and I contribute absolutely nothing to any discussion. Please, Ace, I beg you, ban me NOW!

Alex that must be why she is such a crotchety old bitch. She hasn't felt a stiff dick in years. Maybe you can lend her your mule?

I mean, really, they let that sack of garbage Kerry in the military, but you? Now THAT'S funny!

Geez, who let Sybil on the board?

It must burn you to see 18-year-olds in uniform, knowing that a skinny kid can do something you don't have the guts for...and yet you spit on them by lying about serving yourself. of course, you lack those same guts to spit in their faces, you can only do it anonymously.

Anon when George and I were protecting Texas from the Vietnamese bbeck used to come and do all of us at the same time. She has this thing for cowards and draft dodgers. All you need to do is throw on a uniform and pretend you are a real soldier and she can't spread her legs fast enough.

Does it bother you knowing that kids better than you are dying so you can steal some of their honor by lying about your service?

She has this thing for cowards and draft dodgers.

Like Clinton?

It's commonly known that liberals have no honor, but to lie about being in the military just to have a semblance of it is pretty dang warped.

Poor PLV, wishing he could pick up a gun...and point it at someone besides himself...

I know Fat but just make sure you throw her out fast when everyone is done because that high pitched motor mouth just keeps going and going and going.

First, he pretends to be a vet, and then he pretends to be MORE people. Hey, if you like these personalities, Disgrace, feel free to get one of your own. :)

Alex we used to put tape over her mouth but she would just chew through it.

Let's see, PLV's tried to tuck tail twice now, but he can't figure out how disengage himself. I couldn't let you go until you started up with the false monikers again, Disgrace. All it took was a little time and patience.

The main thing that pushes your buttons, Disgrace, is holding that mirror up for you. It really bothers you when people see through the Vet Act since it reminds you that you couldn't handle it.

bbeck shut up and come to bed.

You're far too much of a coward to respond to what I've posted, PLV. Duck! That truth can HURT.

erk

erkerkerk

erkerk. . .unghhh. . .

Oh, come on, come ON, dammit! Twitch! Just once, PLEASE!

:sob: Oh, my hands! :whimper: I'll never play the piano again. . .

erk

erkerk. . .:sob:

Is that PLV crying or is it Mrs. Alito? If it's a sissy, castrated caterwaul it's definitely PLV.

I kind of regret referring to denizens of Kostardistan as 'Kostards' now, because most mentally challenged people are sweet and harmless; not to mention, far more astute than most of the people who read, post, or follow Daily Kos.

see why I made bbeck my friend?

you don't want her mad at you.

Is that what you have to do to get rid of her?

either that or curl up into a little ball like you did until she's tired of kicking your ass.

Dave she is about as bright as you only louder. She didn't kick anyone's ass, other in the mind of fellow wingnuts who appear to be so unsure of themselves that they constantly need to congratulate themselves for imaginary victories.

So are the Kos Kids arguing that women of color and/or poor women would not become upset or emotional when forced to witness their husbands unfairly verbally attacked in public?

No they're saying that the proper thing for Mrs Alito to do would have been to act with the dignity of a poor woman and run at Ted Kennedy screaming like a hun, with her eyes bugged out, doing that little neck wobble thing and with her arms akimbo (after first throwing whatever objects were within reach), before being dragged away by security in an Oprah-esque freakshow of righteous commoner rage. THAT's the way a REAL woman would have handled insults to her "man", but Mrs Sheltered Stepford Wife had to quietly cry and excuse herself.

That just ain't right girlfriend, mm-mm.

PLV - the loser's loser.

Cool fact about Splash:
" As a contributing crew member on Portuguese fishing vessels, tasks that were attributed to the breed included retrieving overboard objects...The Portuguese Water Dog today exhibits eagerness, intensity and strong swimming and retrieving abilities"
I guess TKs handlers have learned from his mistakes. Either that, or nobody would give him car insurance without one.

awwww, PLV. somebody needs a hug.

hey, tell us some more war stories PLV. I can't ever get enough of those. helicopter ones... zoomin and buzzin all over the McMurdo!

Scott do you think those fake tears will help prevent a filibuster?

I'm an expert on fake stuff, you know. Not to mention big throbbing cocks up my bunghole.

PLV do you think a threat of a filibuster from an internet whacko (you) will keep Judge Alito from being confirmed?

I'm not a whacko! I'm a vet, you fag! Am too, am too, am too!

Shawn I would like to see the filibuster used for two purposes, one to expose the extremist nature of the current government if they are not bluffing on the nuclear option, and two, to use it against you once we regain power.

Doesn't the use of the filibuster for no compelling reason really underscore the extremist nature of the minority party?

Buzzzzzz... duhhhhhhh... buzzzzzzz... durrr... buzzzzzz....

Doesn't the fillibuster concept require the Senate to stop all business until the fillibuster ends? No? So, basically the GOP's in the Senate have let the Dems change the rules to make passing a bill or nomination into a 60-40 affair.

geoff it would if your assumption were true. However, let's not forget the temper tantrum of the extreme right when Bush nominated a moderate. The extreme right is happy with Alito so there are many compelling reason to filibuster him. There are already enough extremists from the right on the court.

So, ending the filibuster option would lead to an actual vote? Oh no.

I can't believe that this thread has turned into a PLV-fest.

Let me try: You are fags, Kerry wuz a fag who got purple stars for shooting himself with a grenade launcher. Kennedy was AWOL because he got out of his 4 year amry contract after 2 years. What happened to Gore's bodyguard he had while he wuz in the army? Huh, was he sucking Gore's dick. You dems are fags, fag. gaf

Apparently, the Mass State Bar does not look unfavorably against cheating. Er um, neither, uh, er, gaag, does our law school.

The extreme right is happy with Alito so there are many compelling reason to filibuster him.

The moderate right is happy with Alito also. And moderate liberals who have worked with him have nothing but glowing reports. It seems to me that it is the extreme left that has the problem here.

But in any case, it's a fallacy to say that approval by extreme right automatically justifies a filibuster.

What, why would I exist?

Well, thats enough for me. If the extreme right likes it, its got to be bad. For that sort of legal reasoning, I would like to forward an honory Harvard Law Degree to the PLV. Its not worth much, you don't actually have to attend class to get it.

How did an idiot like you get on the board?

Who me? I don't exist.

My secret admirer seems even more desperate than usual today.

Er, um, we are, uh drawn to your, um, legal reasoning ading a liing. I am drawn to you cause your -er- point about the extreme right, makes me think you deserve a harvard degree. You can be a legacy like Kennedy.

At least PLV never raped and pillaged the Vietnamese countryside in a manner reminiscent of Jinjiss Kahnnn. I wish he could have gotten 3 purple hearts and then left after 3 months too.

However, it seems that PLV did use a camcorder to reenact combat scenes for future use. If by combat scenes, you mean farm sex with goats.

"Er, um, we are, uh drawn to your, um, legal reasoning ading a liing. I am drawn to you cause your -er- point about the extreme right, makes me think you deserve a harvard degree. You can be a legacy like Kennedy."

I guess the only qualification for admission to the board is to be illiterate, unless there is some other method this moron used to get there. I wonder what that could be?

I would like to state that I was well deserved.

However, no one else on that 13 minute flight deserved me.

Hey, what happened with those goats is between me and them. Who are you to judge?

And, I never met PLV either.

I like to call people morons because it helps me forget that my penis is very small. I mean, like, microscopic. Oh, damn, now I have to call someone a moron again.

Well, I never met PLV either. But I heard he's really brave. and gay.

Did you know John Kerry got sent on a top secret mission to cambodia? Well, at least he claims he did. You see, in his 3 month stint as a River boat commander, he was singled out for this mission. Richard Nixon, who was inaugurated in Jan 1969, ordered this Dec. 1968 boat ride. I think Kerry got his silver star on that mission.

Noone deserved a purple star but LBJ!

Screw you, Kerry. And up your, PLV.

Well, I never met PLV either. But I heard he's really brave. and gay.

That's completely true.

Well, except for the "brave" part.

PLV: One, the party who uses a filibuster against Alito are the ones who will be exposed as extremists (once again) . Two, keep up this shit and you will never gain power again.

If I had to say something positive about bbeck it would be that she is at least man enough to put a name on her attacks whereas my secret admirer prefers to skulk around in the dark where cowards prey.

Well, being a Kennedy helps.

No, really, if you look really hard, it looks like a 2.

Not even I know who or what or when PLV served.

Look, I can take a drug addicted, nearly paralyzed waif and turn him into Jinhjiss kahn, but not even I can make PLV a vet. or straight.

Don't even get me started on Teddy Kennedy. Its best not mention the Korean War.

Yeah, its not as if the Korean War was even a war. It was a police action. Nothing to see here folks.

I have to hand it to PLV, at least he is brave enough to put his name on his vomitous contributions to AoSHQ.

I mean, that's his real name, right? Oh, its also a handle? Never mind. PLV is a douchebag.

Wow, PLV is so brave for using his name on this thread. What a douche.

I am SOOOO embarrassed for PLV's latest gay-ass statement. Oh, he really is bravely using his own name.

Come on coward you can do it let us know who you are. Call bebeck up and get some advice.

I am a coward like my namesake, I can't even tell you where I served, when I served or with whom I served.

But I will call out anyone who makes fun of me. 'Cause that's how hard core I am.

I for one refuse to participate in this flame war. Er, because its wrong?

You get 'em, PLV. Tell them its wrong to post anonymously.

Yeah, PLV, whatcha gonna do about it?

It is hard for cowards to change but surely you can give it a try. No one will bite you coward.

I'll tell you what. He'll string together a bunch "fags" and post it about you. I know you can't handle that action.

I think I would advise you to write a letter, refusing to fight in that one.

"He'll string together a bunch "fags" and post it about you. I know you can't handle that action."

I just want to know which fake handle you normally use cocksucker so I don't go after the wrong person when I respond to your highly intelligent posts.

For once in your pathetic life show a little courage.

Wouldn't want me to go after the wrong person. 'cause I don't roll that way.

I guess the answer is no he or she will remain the coward they are and that is that.

PLV reminds me of those classy leftists who rejoiced when Laura Ingraham got breast cancer, and literally partied in the street when the 2000th soldier was killed in Iraq.

I so scared, sir

PLV is one boring bitch

PLV, what exactly are we accomplishing here? Are we fighting about Alito?

Look, Alito's confirmation is supported by a majority of Americans. Senators are very, very good at reading polls.

He's going to be confirmed. There will be no filibuster.

If you disagree, please give me some mature, factual, rational arguments that support your position.

And one other thing- aren't people who share your political philosophy supposed to be BETTER than us? If you sincerely believe that, ignore the insults and give us some sound, persuasive, honest, consistent reasons to listen to your points of view.

Look -> I'm drawing a line:

_____________________________

Below the line is a clean slate. Let's start over and argue our positions like reasonable people.

Dogstar you seem reasonable enough unfortunately at least one of your compatriots goes bananas whenever I show up. I don't think it is possible at this point to engage in reasonable discussion but I will consider it.

All Things Beautiful TrackBack Alito's Justice Will Prevail

PLV I feel for you. Why do you waste your time with these Kool Aid drinking retards? I mean did you read some of these comments? These people obviously have the IQ of their dick sizes. PLV my advise to you is to stop engaging with them because you will never change their minds and the debate will never be one of pure substance. Beieve me when I tell you, their America is not the one you risked your life fighting for, and it looks nothing like the America that you and I live in every day. Their America is the America of Timothy McVeigh, David Duke, J Edger Hoover, Richard "Tricky Dick" Nixon, and Sen. Joe McCarthy.

Wayne, that was amusing.

Thank you.

Wayne, you're new around here so you can forgiven for not being familiar with PLV's idea of "substantive debate," which consist largely of repeated uses of the word "fag."

Incidentally, can we assume that Wayne's America consists of the likes of Michael Moore, Cindy Sheehan, Al Sharpton, George Sorosm Kos, and the Unambomber?

PLV I echo Wayne's comments and would like to invite you over to firedoglake where you will be warmly received.

PLV I echo Wayne's comments and would like to invite you over to firedoglake where you will be warmly received.

Raising the level of discourse both here and there.

What the fuck kind of stupid name is "firedoglake," anyway? Eh, who cares as long as Pathetic Lying Virgin goes away.