I hope this doesn't have anything to do with another breaking news story...

namely, that a number of blasting caps have been found at the bottom of the Pacific Ocean floor near Huntington Beach, California.

Kim Jong Il has returned to the mother ship.

I am so ronery

"Heathly"? So you visualize Jong Il strutting about on the moor in platform shoes, pausing every so often to gaze off morosely into the distance and run his fingers through his hair, which not coincidentally makes it stand up higher? 'Cause I know I do.

Supposedly he took a flight instead of his normal train to Bejing this time though. I read the report somewhere, though I can't find it now. Could it be the South Korean intelligence could learn something by reading the Associated Press? I hope not.

When he came back from China last time, wasn't that when they had the massive explosion as the train station that many thought was an assassination attempt?

China must be like a red-sun planet for the Superman of Pyong-Yang.

Mrs. Peel, that's JUST what I was imagining, except that in MY version "The Killing Moon" by Echo & The Bunnymen was playing in the background. Weird, I know.

My suggestion. Follow a trail of very subtle clues. Maybe they can use forensic evidence near the site of the disappearance and follow it to another clue. It could be anything, hair, blood, long thick and square pieces of wood, in a parallel pattern topped with large heave pieces of "steel" that might lead to the getaway train which might be loaded to the hilt with Chivas Regal.

Fuck you, Hans Brix !

I read somewhere today that he was en route to Russia.

And I think he has a fear of flying, hence the train thing.

For whatever that's worth...

Here's his web site:

http://www.korea-dpr.com/songunseminar/index.htm

Found via:

http://www.poorandstupid.com/chronicle.asp

If you ever have any doubts that they are completely insane, just read KCNA No, it's not a parody; this the actual official voice of the North Korean government to the world.

Go ahead and make fun of Kim Jong Il, but he's the only world leader that is taking the Kristofferson-Reptilloid Space Vampire threat seriously.

If the guy got snuffed, I wonder what the heck would happen in Korean politics??? I wonder if there's a succession in place, or if there's a real possibility of a power struggle.

Not a topic I recall reading about, ever.

Good point tubino. I think that succession under the North Korean constitution would either go to the ruler's eldest son (who doesn't exist), or the winner of a national trivia contest. According to the latest version of the Constitution, topics used in the contest shall consist of the following:

1. Cool facts about Dick Cheney.
2. Paul Anka Integrity Kick.
3. Cooking with bluegrass and dirt clods.
4. Stuff I'd like to buy if I had money, and if the state stores actually had some stuff to buy.
5. 14th Century Italian Poetry.

In the event of a tie, "Thunderdome" rules shall apply. "Two men enter, one man leaves".

A big time commie leader dissapears and i thought no commie leader would ever come up missing i thought they were better then us capitalists

Hey, Tubino, please take a look at my comments to you in this thread. Thanks.

He light heea with me! He funny guy!

P.S. I spell my name old way! New way is American running dog liberal way. Not for me! And I Mao Tse-Tung, bitch!

Lay off the poor guy already! Anybody who can shoot a 17 under par on their first round of golf ever can't be that bad.

Yes, Tubino - please have a look at that thread again. It would be great to hear your response to a well thought out argument.

Fear not, the Dear Leader is alive and well, just landed in Shanghai

http://www.itar-tass.com/eng/level2.html?NewsID=2782122&PageNum=0

In response to Moonbat_One......

How sad is that?

Time to fire up the "illmatic"

Today from the North Korean new agency:

"Socialism is the ideal of humankind and a society representing its future. It is the law governing the development of history that socialism is sure to triumph. The imperialists are getting all the more undisguised in their moves to completely destroy socialism in the world's political arena and put the whole world under their control."

How is the American democrat party any different from the maniacs that run North Korea?

They're not in power. Yet.

Dude it is so obvious what happened: he turned into a bug and flew away in a tiny spaceship.

I hope they have pr0n and hairspray in space.

(off-topic)

Ace, Did you catch the story of this cute little cyclopes cat? Sadly it died, but it's still really cool looking.

http://news.yahoo.com/photo/060109/480/nyet27501091906

Actually Kim Jong Il's personal best in golf is 38 under par. I'd just assume he's vigorously practicing to break 40, sorta like that Tiger Woods commercial where he's playing golf in the rain and storms and shit like that.

He did,nt happen to get himself lost while wandering about and got eet by a dragon did he?

he's off on his Vision Quest.

Ya know,...

a weekend of banging Linda Fiorentino before he has to wrestle Shute at 168.

CNN Presents,kim dung I mean jung.live filming of executions of humantrafficers to china.Filmed by Mr. Lee