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Alternate AoSHQ ThemePretty good. The song's refrain is, It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. It's labled "Mature," I guess because of the video it runs with, which I haven't watched. Maybe it's the naked Jamie Gumb thing. They do use the f-bomb, as Jamie Gumb did. Florida Cracker's on a serious psychiatric jag today, because she also links the story of a man lobotomized 44 years ago who went searching for answers why they'd cut into his brain. posted by Ace at 09:24 PM
CommentsThis is very neat. I ran across this a few months ago. The music is by a band called the Greenskeepers. I already have this video, but does anybody know how to rip videos from IFilm? Ive tried a bunch of diff. things but without any luck. Any Help? Posted by: Amish will kill for Jodie Foster on January 11, 2006 09:32 PM
It's "Jame"! The vid link was left in my comments by Paul of Paul and Carl's Daily Diatribe. Good stuff from Paul. Posted by: Donnah on January 11, 2006 09:35 PM
It puts the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again. What's that suppose to mean? Posted by: shawn on January 11, 2006 09:42 PM
Shawn, it's a line from "Silence of the Lambs". The serial killer is trying to get one of his victims to moisturize her skin, so he can cave in her f'en head and use part of her skin to make a "girl suit". ...and not to be "that guy", but I think the exact line is "It puts the lotion on it's skin, or ELSE it gets the hose again." That version works much better with the character's sing-song delivery, plus I think it's factually correct. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 11, 2006 09:48 PM
God that was awful and ending with that full frontal shot of him doing the girly dance, hard not to see that one coming. Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 09:51 PM
I liked the actor. I think his name is Ted Levine. Posted by: shawn on January 11, 2006 09:54 PM
There's a reference to that on an old Bloodhound Gang tune: "...do the Silence of the Lambs Dance to Christian Rock..." The Album? "Hooray For Boobies". A universal sentiment, IMHO. Posted by: Russ from Winterset on January 11, 2006 09:55 PM
Check out the Bareback Mountain vid below the song clip. Posted by: WC Varones on January 11, 2006 10:08 PM
To Amish: Posted by: Otho Laurence on January 11, 2006 10:15 PM
I've always preferred: It shuts the hole it puts pie in, or else it gets the hose again. Posted by: rho on January 11, 2006 11:02 PM
No no no, he didn't disappear, he went back to his home planet, remember? Posted by: zetetic on January 11, 2006 11:47 PM
I like! Velly funny! Remind me of Kim Jong-Il! He here earlier, I eat his river with fava beans and nice chianti! Posted by: Mao Tse-Tung on January 11, 2006 11:51 PM
How the hell did that comment end up on this thread? It was supposed to be on the Kim Jong-Il thread. Obviously. Posted by: zetetic on January 11, 2006 11:59 PM
Yes, we all know the song and video are old. But so is my posting from September sharing the song and video. Welcome to the party, pal. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 12, 2006 12:17 AM
I think the best part of the video is when it throws in those scenes of Buffalo Bill dancing to "Goodbye Horses"; it appears to share the same beat with the song in this video, so it works surprisingly well. Although, yeah, I didn't need to see the full frontal shot with Mr. Pokey tucked under. Posted by: Mark V. on January 12, 2006 12:24 AM
I cannot get the tune out of my head. "Yes, Precious, it gets the hose" after the chorus is a hoot. Posted by: Donnah on January 12, 2006 01:43 AM
Amish will kill for Jodie Foster wrote:
If you're running Linux, you can use Firefox and mplayerplug-in to grab the URL of the streaming video. You can then pass this URL to wget to dump a copy to disk. (It works for their QuickTime streams, at least. Maybe it'd work for Windows Media as well if I was running 32-bit Linux instead of 64-bit Linux.) Posted by: salfter on January 12, 2006 01:57 AM
shawn: Yes, Ted Levine is the actor's name. He currently plays Captain Stottlmeyer on "Monk." I would say Ted successfully avoided being typecast. Posted by: Leonard on January 12, 2006 09:12 PM
Ahhhh! I-Film! Please, please warn us when linking to I-Film. They are Evil. Posted by: Xoxotl on January 12, 2006 09:41 PM
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