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May 04, 2026

Yet Another Deranged Democrat (One Assumes) Has Been Shot for Approaching the White House While Brandishing a Gun

Via Instapundit, and a helpful commenter "Tuna" who actually pulls his weight and doesn't just babble about Abby Shapiro's boobs*:


Meanwhile, the federal magistrate who signed dozens of J6 arrest warrants is now whining that the Democrats' previous assassin is being treated harshly!!!

And the "harshness" was only putting him in restraints -- because he was on suicide watch.

Wait until this magistrate finds out about J6 prisoners held in solitary confinement for almost a year pre-trial!!! Won't she be mad then!!!

"Judge Zia Faruqui apologized to suspect Cole Allen for the treatment he's received so far while he has been behind bars. He's been put on suicide watch by the Department of Corrections, and the judge was asking why. An attorney from the government said that he was put on suicide watch because he told FBI agents that night of the White House Correspondents' dinner attack that he didn't expect to survive, and his language suggested that he really was not expecting to survive his trip to Washington, D.C., and the ultimate incident where he allegedly showed up with a weapon to try and assassinate President Trump. He's been charged with that crime.

"But the judge, very concerned about his constitutional rights, saying the defendant has requested a Bible, has requested meetings with his legal team, and that has not been allowed, he's been put in restrictive, 24 hour lockup, with no windows and a padded room without an opportunity to get out for recreation. So the judge making it clear that he wants answers by tomorrow morning about exactly what the housing determination will be made for the suspect in this case, out of grave concern about his constitutional rights. And that apology issued near the end of the hearing. And so, quite a moment just moments ago in federal court.

"Bottom line: Department of Correction said they wanted to make sure that he survived, that this is a high-profile case. All involved acknowledged it was a high-profile case. Again, the judge concerned about the treatment he's gotten since he was arrested after the White House Correspondents' Dinner shooting incident. Sandra, back to you."

Assassination Prep works on the weak-minded, and the left is a cult of the weak-minded:

* I mean yes information about Abby Shapiro's boobs is helpful in a way but it doesn't lead to me writing posts.

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