Yeah, women need 6 abortions, minimum, before they become reasonable.

I heart Pravda.

Surprised they didn't mention any aliens or ESP.

You know pravda means "truth" in Russian except when reading the newspaper "Pravda" which is a different kind of "truth"

So, if I understand this correctly, he seems to think she "ain't all dat", and has no interest in finding out what she "gonna do wit all dat junk in [yo] trunk".

Man, you gotta read this guy.

Sounds to me like the complex is on the other foot (or some other bodily appendage) here!

I can almost see Condi reading this pathetic screed, then leaning back in her chair, crossing her legs ala Basic Instinct and saying, " Bring it, Yaroslava."

Heh. My Russian teacher in college taught us a saying based on names of the two major Russian newspapers - "Pravda" (truth) and "Izvestia." (news). Yeah, creative names - there, small stores are mostly named "Store."

They would say there is no 'pravda' in 'izvestia' and no 'izvestia' in 'pravda.'

Sounds prettier in the Russian.

Cool Fact about Condi Rice

--> Walked past Chris Klein one day, causing him to spontaneously and prematurely placate.

I have to admit, I have a crush on Condi. There. I said it.

Actually Howard Dean wrote this piece under a pseudonym.

Methinks Condi rebuffed the unctuous unbathed vodka-breathed pinko. Sour grapes.

The photo of Condi in the helmet and googles when she flew to USS Lincoln is a real keeper.

Got a link to that picture?

I just found this; it's some liberal site with a bunch of pictures of Condi looking angry, as if that's a bad thing. But my favorite Condi pic of all time is this one.

Condi, I wish I knew how to quit you.

Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to barracks where she would be satisfied.

Sounds like he's palying the Dick Cheney game, but with Condi.

Not to worry, Condi's got Gene on the job.
Funnily enough, I only have one little post about the man, but I get people with a State Department url coming to look at it all the time.

Imagine a boot stamping on a human face, forever. A boot with a stilleto heel on your Commie face, Commie. Try not to get too turned on.

Gad, what a tired old old line!! When is the last time you heard someone say "What she needs is a good f***" about some bitchy woman? Come on Zhirinovsky, try to be at least a little bit more original.

http://tigger.uic.edu/~sema/history/zh.jpg

Check it out--Zhirinovsky has his own brand of vodka (I shit you not).

http://www.mielofon.com/politician/vladimir_zhirinovsky/009.jpg

He also has the face of a man who's been sampling too much of the product. Sorry, guy--I doubt Condi'd hit that.

LOL@Sue. That was good.

Even if she had a whole selection of men to choose from she would stay single because her soul and heart have hardened. Like Napoleon, Genghis Khan, Tamerlane, or Alexander the Great of Macedon Ms. Rice needs to fight and release tough public statements in global scale. She needs to be on top of the world.

I just broke into a cold sweat.

> my favorite Condi pic of all time is this one

That's everyone's favorite! Except, apparently, communists.

I don't know why these photos are so hard to find. There were two of them. I could only find this one which is heavily cropped.

Condi, cute as a button

little known facts about Condi :

The book Foxfire was based on her first encounter with Russians.

She became fluent in Russian in the 70's because she wanted to eventually kill Soviet commies but wanted to understand what they were screaming as she gutted them like a pig.

She took away the candy from Cheney that Cheney took away from babies.

Condoleezza Rice needs a company of soldiers. She needs to be taken to a barracks where she would be satisfied.
Add a couple of hard-flanked Arabian stallions to that mix, and you got yerself Catherine the Great. Russian history's a many-splendored thing.

Pravda? are you sure it was,nt the New York Times that wrote that? it sure sounds something the NYTs would print

I think that guy has topped anything stupid Condi could say - not to mention, whatever she said is probably right on target.

She took away the candy from Cheney that Cheney took away from babies.

HAAAAAAAA!!!

That is priceless.

"This is an irritating factor for everyone, especially for the East and the Islamic world. When they look at her, they go mad."

And that's a bad thing?

Zhirinovsky obviously wants her. And he doesn't placate, that's for damn sure.

C'mon! Everybody knows that Condi has been getting it from King George... Have none of you ever read a Lefty Blog? Gosh!

Donnah, I had no idea about Gene Washington. (Or, as I call him, Mr. Competition.) I have a new hero, and a new enemy. I love and hate you, Gene.

Sandy is to Gene Washington as Chris Klein is to Tom Cruise.

Oh God, I'm baring my soul on Ace of Spades HQ. Again. What have I become?!

Condi -- smart AND attractive...that's hot!

LOL at Sue's post and loving that pic from Sandy Burger...Condi in '08!

Condi, cute as a button

My heart just skipped a beat.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I dream of Condi
I'll vote for her, too

Zhironovsky? Is he the guy that proved he's not a homo by watching his sister pee?

Does it ever occurr to Russians that people might like them better if they weren't constanly trying to fuck up everyone's lives as if sharing a border with them were an unbearable act of aggression? Is the part of the brain that contains the concept of leaving other people alone simply missing from all Slavic people?

Can I be one of the soldiers?

Pleaseohpleaseohplease?!

Oh God, I'm baring my soul on Ace of Spades HQ. Again. What have I become?!

...one word, sandy. Michael.

"Have you ever seen a grown man wearing a Batman suit, Timmy?"

Well, she's never been married, has she. She does have a pretty famous boyfriend, though...

She's never married because, like Good Queen Bess before her, "There can only be one mistress- and no master."
So sorry, Sandy.

The guy's theory is stoopid. I can come up with better theories about behavior than that in my sleep.

It's time for Cool Facts about Condi Rice.

She's an ass-kickin' cool beeyatch who takes no crap from anyone.

Sandy loves Condi
But, alas, he longs in vain
Condi has standards

perfect 5-7-5 format. Well played, sandy. Well played.