The Filthy Sanchez, however, is right out.

Well dang, disregard my link whoring email. You posted while I was trying to get my funny working.

A Nasty Adolf -- is that with a swirl or a knuckle?

So you get four wives... but you can't see them naked. Allah giveth, and Allah taketh away.

It took me forever to think of anything funny to say about this. I just gave up and went with the "Nasty Adolf" thing.

It's hard to spoof crazy.

Also, apparently, you're not allowed to sleep with your multiple wives all at the same time. And lesbianism is right out.

Islam: taking the fun out of polygamy since 570.

Well somebody has to wear the bomb-vest.

I really should have said "Radical Islam" or Wahabbiism. I'm not trying to paint all muslims with the same brush, despite the way my post sounded.

Your old pal Sandy is all about the tolerance.

Who actually gets completely naked during sex anyway?

Ace's mom, for one.

I believe we have a potential Cool Facts or One-Liner thread.

In Islam, the clothes make the man.

"being completely naked during the act of coitus annuls the marriage"

Well duh, that's what a wedding ring's for.

What a joyous affair muslosexuality must be.

Ace's mom is hot!

What's the ruling on gang-raping women who offend Allah by wearing "suggestive" hijabs?

Naked or non-naked?

Islamic scholar Abdel Muti dismissed the fatwa: "Nothing is prohibited during marital sex, except of course sodomy."

Following this statement, Muti smiled broadly and said, "Wink wink."

When I lived in Indonesia, this was a topic of laughs...some serious muslims have sex through a hole in the sheet.

Yep.

must say that other muslims thought it was funny too.

Fatwa: Sex to Occur Only Thru Hole in Wall at Approved Facilities Under Direct Supervision of Kooky Mullahs. Participants Must Wear Condoms Over Heads, and Butt on Butt Sex Absolutely Forbidden.

Islam: We put the "Glory" in "Glory hole"

to be fair, have you seen a lot of the muslim women? I think the "no naked sex" rule is there simply for aesthetic reasons.

Hey ace, how about a "cool facts about Islam" thread?

Most should start out: "It's a little known fatwa..."

Hmmm... perhaps i could make some cash selling islamic sex hats.

At this rate, when they get to hell, they won't know the difference. They'll think they died and came back to the ME.

So do you have to stay partially clothed while fucking a goat, too?

The only word I've seen on that is Khomeini saying if you fucked a goat, you couldn't eat it but you could sell the carcass to someone else to eat.

Nasty Adolf? Is that like you sit on her face and give her a un-milk mustache? Perhaps not unrelated to a Baltimore Blowfish (which I didn't make up)?

Maybe this will convince Mrs. Iblis to wear that hot lace teddy and fishnets she got for Xmas.

Sometimes a goat needs pushed through the fence

"Abdullah, stop, my sheet is falling off."

"Oh, okay, Leila. By the way, you look great in that sheet. It really brings out your eyes."

"Really? I'm glad you like it. I was going to wear the brown sheet, then I decided to go with the blue sheet. You don't think it makes my ass look too big?"

"No. Not at all."

"Takin' it through the sheets"

By Robert Byrd and Prince Sultan

Joe Mama, for that awful, scorching pun, you deserve to be beaten with many iron rods.