Not only is the Singularity near, it smells terrific.

That must have been one hell of a Google news search.

Heh. My poop doesn't stink.

If the "locals" don't like the smell of cowshit...move eh?

It doesn't smell that bad....at least nothing as bad as you will find in subways of most cities.

Man, I just dropped a mega-nuclear load and not one complaint.

This is sweet.

aah, finally my area of expertise is called upon. It's the pig poo that really stanks.

this is great, now we can all poo in our gardens to fertilize the plants. Or poo on the carpet to freshen things up a bit before guests come over.

Sigh....

I was going to post a comment, but you know,,,,Chris Klein quotes, Fun facts about Chuck Norris, jokes about Dick Cheney's Cheney,,,,,,

Sometimes, it all seems so pointless.

Know what I mean?

Sigh.......

OK, what I need is to inject this stuff STRAIGHT INTO MY ASS before my date with Laura Prepon.

"Oh, Conqueror, thank GOD you farted! Fart some more! FART for me, big boy!"

Turns a fart into a mating call.

One step closer to a perfect world.

So the neighbors, who most likely are newer to the neighborhood than the farmer, somehow missed that big old red building with all the animals?

Caveat Emptor.
or, ceteris perabus, or .... something like that.

That's fine but its certainly no substitute for this

Wow!
Too bad they couldn't come out with this for the opening of Bareback Mountain. Woulda come in real handy for viewers sodomizing each other in the art house theaters. Then again scat might be an aphrodisiac for certain segements of the population.

If those flatlanders dont like the smell of manure then they shoyuld just return to their big city apartment house and smell the local maure pile known as the NEW YORK TIMES

can I get some of that for my dog?

Manure has a nice, homey odor to it. I wouldn't want to bathe in it, but it's not that bad. Herbavores don't have the awful-smelling scat that meat-eaters do, in general.

Now, chicken shit--that's some nasty smelling stuff. A chicken farm brings the same aromatic bouquet that a paper mill contributes to a town.

The biggest market for this product would be as an additive to mouthwash/breathspray for Senators (think Kennedy, Biden, Schumer, Feingold, Durbin, ad Dem infinitum -- though McCain would need some new sugar-daddy to support his habit, too).

For your odiferous reading pleasure: Smellypoop

hahaha... check this out

I wake up in the morning, put my foot to the floor,
Make a fifty-yard dash to the bathroom door,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
No pain, no strain,
Just let it drain,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Some people think it's gross,
But it's really toast.
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
Sittin' in the pool,
And I felt something cool,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!
I was walkin' down the hall,
And I felt somethin' fall,
Diarrhea, uh! uh!
Diarrhea, uh!

I'm thinkin', this blog has hit rock bottom. I mean, really. We've hit a new low.

I'm ashamed of myself for laughing.

Well, "Ma" isn't bad. And "newer" is good. What's so bad about manure?

Everyone knows why dogs eat poo: Dick Cheney put gravy on it.

I'll second that comment about chicken shit. It's like concentrated "Sex Panther", except there are no chunks of "real panther" in it to help smooth out the stench.

What's even worse is the slurry that comes out of an egg laying facility. They pipe the shit from the chickens and the rejected broken eggs out into the same lagoon, and the resulting sulferous stench is enough to burn the hair off your head. Our company did a site layout for an egg laying facility a few years ago, and we had to locate all the piping around the lagoons during the process. We did the work during January to avoid most of the fermentation during the warm season, but it was still God-awful.

My God, I'd rather be Rosie O'Donnell's bikini waxer than work one day at one of those places. Thank God for college, eh?