It will be interesting to see if the UN is worth a damn.

Um, Ace... The Useless Ninnies haven't really been worth a damn in their whole history, and even less so now.

Geeze, mon, you really are a cock-eyed optimist, aren't you?

;-)

-- R'cat
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Holy shite! I knew it wasn't my imagination. Alter used to have hair. And now he does not. I thought I was losing me marbles.

Good for him. Bald is sexy.

OK, maybe not. But then again, nothing male is really sexy. We're men.

I don't think Allah is really giving you all of these links. You just right "Thanks to Allah" at the bottom because, 1) You're converting to Islam, or 2) you're f^$king with us.

Er, "write," not "right." Loose shit.

I've said it before--guys, go bald gracefully. There's nothing less sexy than trying to hide it.

Cut your hair short and own it. Let your woman run her fingernails over your glorious bare head.

No female worth having would penalize you for going bald.

But we will mock you for trying to hide it....

Why are you looking at me when you say that, Flipper?

But we will mock you for trying to hide it....

Sexual attraction is more psychological for women than it is for men. Trying to hide baldness communicates insecurity, which is not attractive to them. Would Dick Cheney wear a toupee?

More from the toilet parer roll called NEWSREEK bad smell stinky smell wheres a RENUZIT what you need one?

Just about the only thing I still have working for me is hair.

But I have seen a room full of 50+ year old guys, and my uncles, and I know what the future holds.

Sexual attraction is more psychological for women than it is for men. Trying to hide baldness communicates insecurity, which is not attractive to them. Would Dick Cheney wear a toupee?

Exactly. And Dick Cheney would most definitely never wear a rug.

(Bart is now ditching his)

I would never wear a wig. Ever since Baba Wawa asked Sean Connery why he didn't wear a toupee, I knew it was a bad thing to do.

His answer, by the way, was the wig "muffles the man's voice." In other words, a rug makes you less of a man.

a rug makes you less of a man

so does the comb-over.

pathetic.

Those are fighting words, sir.

bart, no way you borrow.

you got too much heart, and comscious, and integrity.

do you know where I'm coming from with integrity?

I always knew Alter was a dickhead...this just confirms it.

I always knew Alter was a dickhead...this just confirms it.

If that were the case, he'd be wearing a merkin instead of a toupee.

Alter never wore a rug. It was a combover.

I don't think so.
Look-a-like-a-wig, to me.

Just consider the fact that Captain Picard (who is a Star Trek character, for those of you blessed with a social life) is consider by many ladies to be "sexy".

Give me a break. Just look at him. I mean, come on. What's "sexy" is the fact that he pilots a friggin' battleship through space. Never mind that it's fiction; this is what is associated with him. There's nothing inherently "sexy" about the man physically. It's all psychological with the ladies. And that's why a comb-over is a terrible mistake. (Doubly so, because not only does it radiate unattractive insecurity, it also advertises the fact that you don't understand women.)

I think I should start an advice column.

I'm not rooting against this outcome, unlike many on the left who actively root for US failures in order to validate their political beliefs. If the UN and US together can pressure the Syria regime so hard that it cracks -- and without direct military action -- well, I'm all in favor of it, even if it gives Jonathan Alter a decent talking point.

So, what fantasy world are you living in? You actually think the UN could stomach any part of "pressuring" the Syrian regime until the government cracks?

Like they did that other time?

Refresh my memory. When was the last time the UN showed they had anything remotely resembling a fucking spine? When was the last time they showed they could actually stick to something?

You should have known there was a gaping hole in this plan, as soon as you saw Jonathan Alter's smiling face.

And guys absolutely look better when they cut the hair short once they've passed the point of no return. I buzz mine pretty close (been going bald since 16) and the chicks are all over me.

Well not actually all over me, but at least they don't run away screaming. Any more.

Ace, Alter has been going through Chemo for colon cancer so that explains the loss of hair. As to the loss of all common sense I have no explaination.

goddamnit, I realized after I posted it that might be the reason.

shit.

Since when did chemo make its recipient lose his/her hair in a typical male-pattern-baldness pattern?

Alter may be receiving chemo-therapy, but I believe he was also wearing a wig.