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December 28, 2005

Testing "Spooky Action At A Distance"

The goofy world of quantum physics.

Background:

Imagine that a pair of electrons are shot out from the disintegration of some other particle, like fragments from an explosion. By law certain properties of these two fragments should be correlated. If one goes left, the other goes right; if one spins clockwise, the other spins counterclockwise.

That means, Einstein said, that by measuring the velocity of, say, the left hand electron, we would know the velocity of the right hand electron without ever touching it.

Conversely, by measuring the position of the left electron, we would know the position of the right hand one.

Since neither of these operations would have involved touching or disturbing the right hand electron in any way, Einstein, Podolsky and Rosen argued that the right hand electron must have had those properties of both velocity and position all along. That left only two possibilities, they concluded. Either quantum mechanics was "incomplete," or measuring the left hand particle somehow disturbed the right hand one.

But the latter alternative violated common sense. Such an influence, or disturbance, would have to travel faster than the speed of light. "My physical instincts bristle at that suggestion," Einstein later wrote.

Bohr responded with a six-page essay in Physical Review that contained but one simple equation, Heisenberg's uncertainty relation. In essence, he said, it all depends on what you mean by "reality."

Does this mean that one can have two entangled particles, separated by light years of space (one on earth, one on, say, Andromeda-5) and change the spin of one (therefore instanteously changing the spin of its partner) and therefore have the makings of an instanteous communications system?

Do sci-fi fans know if "quantum radio" is usually the explanation for FTL communications?


posted by Ace at 06:20 PM
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It's certainly one explanation that I've seen.

Posted by: Jeff on December 28, 2005 06:27 PM

Bah, I came up with this idea years ago. Shoulda patented it.
You would be better off with banks of 8(bits) or more per channel and with 2 channels per transmitter/reciever pair.

IIRC the real problem is that the atoms would change their spin pair partner to one physically closer over time.
Well that and if you get the incantation wrong, demons accidently pop out.
Science-it's more magical than you think.

Posted by: HowardDevore on December 28, 2005 06:36 PM

Card talks about this idea at some length in the "Ender" series.

Posted by: Phil Smith on December 28, 2005 06:44 PM

Yes.

The bitch, though, is keeping track of which particles are paired up and figuring out how to manipulate the correct ones.

The further problem is figuring out what to say to the Andromedans.

At the moment, the plan is to identify Earth as the 4th planet from Sun and see what happens.

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Posted by: BumperPhysicist on December 28, 2005 06:46 PM

At the moment, the plan is to identify Earth as the 4th planet from Sun and see what happens.

I'm not liking that plan very much. I say we identify Earth as the 5th planet from the Sun and see what happens. If its all good, then we can say oops, we meant...

Posted by: BrewFan on December 28, 2005 06:51 PM

The catch here is that the instantaneous EPR linkage involves the collapse of an indeterminate quantum function through measurement--sort of a Schrodinger's Cat situation. However, the function collapses randomly; if you measure the spin of particle A and get a value of +1, then particle B's spin will necessarily, and instanteously, be -1. But there's no way to decide beforehand whether that initial measurement will be positive or negative; observers light-years apart measuring the spins of Particle Stream A and Particle Stream B would be looking "simultaneously" (whatever that means) at a random string of pluses and minuses, one of them the converse of the other.

The EPR effect is instantaneous in a way that makes the whole notion of physical distance look a bit notional, and there are several other phenomena that are known to travel faster than light--much faster, in some cases. The problem is that all of them seem to forbid transmitting information, even in principle.

Didn't Star Trek use "subspace radio" or some similar piece of gobbledegook? I always assumed that involved the use of wormholes, a whole different idea that also doesn't look like it can work. No question, quantum physics makes subjects like tax law seem absolutely pellucid by comparison.

Posted by: utron on December 28, 2005 06:51 PM

Hokey Science and Spooky Action are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.

Posted by: Mark_D on December 28, 2005 06:53 PM

BTW, Ace, nice segue into quantum physics from the Big Genitals Round-up. You're definitely exploring the studio space.

Posted by: utron on December 28, 2005 06:55 PM

Does this mean that one can have two entangled particles, separated by light years of space (one on earth, one on, say, Andromeda-5) and change the spin of one (therefore instanteously changing the spin of its partner) and therefore have the makings of an instanteous communications system?

No.

Posted by: Pixy Misa on December 28, 2005 07:42 PM

That kind of FTL communicator is often called an "ansible" in SF for some reason. More often though, they use some kind of modulated tachyons, or they use a term like "hyperwaves", the implication of which I believe is that it's like radio waves through hyperspace, or they just radio through a wormhole. Of course, a lot of the good hard SF goes ahead and assumes that communication is limited to light speed.

Posted by: Dave Munger on December 28, 2005 08:10 PM

You know what happens when matter and antimatter meet? A TREMENDOUS EXPLOSION

Posted by: spurwing plover on December 28, 2005 08:31 PM

Like I've been saying for years, I'll be there when I get there!

Posted by: Dennis on December 28, 2005 08:55 PM

Bell's inequality showed that entangled particles do not carry hidden information about each other. Aside from the idea of instantaneous action at a distance the other way of looking at it is that there are a set of possible outcomes (realities). The reality you resolve to by measuring the spin removes that outcome from the possibilities your distant cohort can measure.

IOW if you get spin=up, the alternate reality cohorts who measures spin=up are blocked off from the future timeline you chose by measuring spin=up.

Therefore only the cohorts who measure spin=down are left in your reality. But your measurement had no effect on them at the distance, you just removed the set of timelines from your possible futures that included them.

Either way seems to work the same for transmitting uninterceptable random numbers faster than light. What good is that? Large random numbers can be used for crypto keys.

Posted by: boris on December 28, 2005 09:14 PM


Boy,I wish I ahdn't been sipping Scotch all evening.Then I could really impress peopul. Wheeler and Feynman touched on this by pointing out that a positron can be
the equivalent to an elctron going backwards in time. (I
don't know what this means.)


Posted by: corwin on December 28, 2005 09:21 PM

I think that string theory says that this "action at a distance" is nothing of the kind -- the two particles are simply endpoints of the same "string", but most of the string is "curled" into higher dimensions.

I suppose if you want to extract a sci-fi FTL communications device out of this idea, you could propose something like a propagating wavefront that vibrates the "strings" at a given "frequency" and thereby transmits information instantaneously over vast three-dimensional distances.

Posted by: Monty on December 28, 2005 09:34 PM

Keep in mind, this is just the beginnings of exploration. Attempting to measure often ends in failure, until the right question is posed; except that you have to pose a bunch of wrong/inadequate questions first. Still, attempting to measure is the precursor to measuring, measuring is the precursor to random influencing, random influencing is the precursor to deliberate influencing, deliberate influencing is the precursor to consistent influence, and this comment is the precursor to an insomnia cure.

Bottom line: we'll get there, someday; even if this turns out to be a blind alley, as it seems right now. But even blind alleys need to be fully explored to make dang sure it is, in fact, a dead end; and much can be learned in the process of exploring dead ends.

Posted by: Nathan on December 28, 2005 09:52 PM

This topic was covered completely, correctly, and ata level suitable for any high school graduate in this book:

http://tinyurl.com/crzse

Highly recommended, and the answer to Ace's question when all is said and done is "sort of". I spent a lot of late nights working this problem when I was getting a Physics PhD long ago, and I still remember that you had to work the math -- intuition didn't help very much.

Posted by: Tony on December 28, 2005 10:15 PM

Who else thinks quantum mechanics would not be so weird if someone went back in time and killed Aristotle, so that the ancient Greeks would have stayed on course and arived at it through sheer deductive logic, instead of leaving it to be stubled upon by Germans messing with radioactive stuff?

If I were to measure the mass, velocity, etc, of one particle in such a manner that it spookily acted at a distance upon another particle in a mosque, would that violate someone's civil rights?

Posted by: Dave Munger on December 28, 2005 10:48 PM

Utron implicitly answered this but not clearly:

Does this mean that one can have two entangled particles, separated by light years of space (one on earth, one on, say, Andromeda-5) and change the spin of one (therefore instanteously changing the spin of its partner) and therefore have the makings of an instanteous communications system?

No. You can measure one particle but you can't control what you'll find, which means you can't use it to purposefully transmit information to someone in the presence of the other entangled particle.

Posted by: Steven Den Beste on December 28, 2005 11:29 PM

Andromeda-5?? Andromeda is a galaxy (M31, about 3 million light years away), not a star; it won't have a "fifth planet."

"Spooky action at a distance" has already been used for untappable communications, but not FTL. Even if it would work, you'd have to get one of the paired particles to the other end, which presents certain practical difficulties.

Posted by: on December 29, 2005 12:23 AM

(Sorry, didn't mean to post anonymously; 12:23 AM message is from me.)

Posted by: Bob Munck on December 29, 2005 12:24 AM
Wheeler and Feynman touched on this by pointing out that a positron can be the equivalent to an elctron going backwards in time.
Even better, Feynman suggested that the electron might get to the End of Time, bounce off, and be seen as a positron as it went by us. Then it would bounce off the other End of Time and be seen as another electron as it went by us again. The logical result: there's only one electron, going past us a huge number of times so as to appear to be all the electrons and positrons in the universe. What a kidder he was.
Posted by: Bob Munck on December 29, 2005 12:41 AM

M-theory. The expanding universe is nearly large enough for dimensions 5, 6, 7 and maybe 8 to uncurl explosively. Sproing! That is why the expansion is accelerating. Quantum entanglement isn't very interesting when you consider what will happen to property values after the extra dimensions uncurl.

Posted by: Kingslasher on December 29, 2005 06:35 AM

From what I've read, you can't transmit meaningful information by quantum entanglement.

Now open up a tiny wormhole and shove a few particles through it, and you've got a communications link that'll work anywhere in the universe. Open it big enough to shove more particles through it, and you can use it to move power around. Then you can do neat things like build and launch cheap rockets with the propellant being water or something and the energy coming in from a large bulky power source (that doesn't have to be lifted) through the wormhole.

Supposedly you'd need to turn the mass of Jupiter into "exotic matter" to open up one big enough to walk through, but even tiny ones would be amazingly valuable...

Posted by: Ken on December 29, 2005 10:40 AM
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