Is it too late to ask Santa for a full-sized Ace juju doll/sex zombie?

Hmm, now that I have my Ace juju/zombie doll, what type of accessories will he need? Is there an Ace juju/zombie doll Playhouse?

Or the ever-popular Ace juju/zombie doll sheepherder outfit?

Pudding for everyone!

Bronson Pinchot?

HOT.

Simian. Lava.

There. I said it.

A little cowboy hat and some juju/zombie sheep for my Ace doll. Oh, yes!

This story is weird. What was the judge's reasoning here? Is this par for the couse in New Mexico courts?

I dunno. Maybe, they grant all temporary restraining orders. Maybe, the judge was a smartass.

Maybe the judge figured that Letterman would not be the least bit concerned about this restraining order. He might have even given tacit permission.

Hmm, back to thinking up little outfits for my Ace doll.

Bronson Pinchot?

HOT.

Puh-leeeze!

Mark Linn-Baker rules...

(I always liked 'My Favorite Year'...)

Kidding aside...

....did you know that, according to Federal Law, anybody who has a restraining order out against them are barred from owning, carrying, or using firearms?

So, basically, because this psycho moonbat is convinced that David Letterman is trying to take over her brain using eldritch mind-control powers, his 2nd Amendment rights have been completely suspended.

For TROs in most normal parts of the country, one of the requirements is that the moving party must show a likelihood of winning at trial, which means this genius judge believes these claims are more credible than not. In all seriousness, unless there's something more to the story that we don't know, this judge should be impeached immediately.

Impeached! This judge should have to under go a full psychological evaluation and have a restraining order placed against him to prevent him from sitting on the bench.

The judge isn't the only one who needs an immediate psychological evaluation.

Well, you're right about that rabidfox, but we know there are crazy people out there, and the judiciary is supposed to be able to sort out the nuts from the people who really need to be before the court.

Couldn't this lady just turn off the TV ? For crying out loud ! People need to start taking responsibility for their actions!

Dave is the merely a lowly acolyte of Cheney the Omnipotent

Could someone in New Mexico take out a restraining order against Hillary Clinton? Stop her from using "code words" on TV to suggest she wants to be our next President.

Oh wow..that is extremely funny, yet terrifying, all at once.

I'm taking a restraining order out against Hillary, because if you look carefully you will see. She is staring at my cock during her coveted TV time. The whole ruse of the Hillary in 08 crap is just a ploy for the keg legged bitch to get in my pants, she likes Irishmen.

Another possibility is that the judge granted the request to bring attention to the problem of frivolous restraining orders and the ease with which people receive them, kind of like Patterico seeking a Nobel prize nomination during the leadup to Tookie's execution.

Of course the other possibility is that the judge is just an idiot...