It's gross and absurd, but is it cute?

Let's hope his pal Teddy takes him for a ride this summer. You know, at night over a narrow bridge.

Awww, cmon! I'm only joking.

Wow, what a great joke! Jean-Francois should go out on the road with Al Franken and Margaret Cho.

If the Dems keep talking impeachment, I might just have to hold my nose and vote for frickin' Olympia Snowe next year.

I hate them for forcing me to do that.

Ace, Kerry *was* at a party when he said this-- perhaps he was just drunk again?

Someone like that should start a "Dem Walkbacks" page with all the jokes, misquotes, quotes taken out of context, etc. etc. that seem to plague the party.

If they do, in fact, take back the House in '06, I pray to God they would try this. Pretty please?

If JohnF'n Kerry thinks this is a winning strategy he's a bigger loser than I thought. And I think Kerry is a big fucking loser as it is.

Kerry's old news. The NSA thing is the real impeachable offense; Bush actually broke the law and violated the Constitution there.

John Kerry should have his statements during his VVAW days reviewed, charged with treason and then executed.

I'm just kidding!

Comments like this should suprise no one. Kerry is a flaming idiot and always will be.

Kerry's an idiot. He opens his mouth and his foot just flies right in!

Congrats Ace on the weblog awards!!

The NSA thing is the real impeachable offense; Bush actually broke the law and violated the Constitution there

Oh boy. Bob's got the talking points. Hey Bob, ya big lug, want to make a little wager regarding the 'illegality' of what the NSA has been doing?

Bob has to wait until the NYT gets their daily fax from the DNC; then he'll tell you but good!

Lets hang some braying jacasses instead

Me, as chris farley, interviewing John Kerry on his standup routine.

"remember that time you called for the impeachment of the president? That was great"
"Remember that time you accused your fellow servicemen of war crimes?, that hillarious!"
"Remember that time you accused the president of draft dodging? That was a good one"
"Remember that time you decided to neglect the funding of our troops for political reasons? I nearly pissed myself."
"remember that time you abandoned the kuwaiti's to the whims of an evil dictator? MAN! I really DID piss myself with that one"
"

as an aside. For about a week or so (and some time before, but especially recently) ace has been obsessed with atrios's comments despite no original content. We need more comments people. I'm just trying to do my part.

Interestingly, I just mentioned this in conjunction with some Rasmussen poll numbers about impeachment on my new blog (which isn't really ready to tell people about since it doesn't have a name yet and still looks like ass). But since I already asked for people here to test the comments I might as well...

http://blog.dave-smith.net/?p=9

I think that all of this talk about Dems retaking anything is a bit premature, because they simply can't help themselves. It is simply too much fun for them to make these stupid statements when they're in front of a bunch of moonbats.

Bob... Michelle Malkin quoted this post by Mark Levin earlier...

http://corner.nationalreview.com/05_12_11_corner-archive.asp#084896

Read it.

Yeah, we are all thinking it but he said it out loud. His "only joking" was just a way to kind of take it back. Let's face it, Dubya is worst President since Nixon.

Hey Bob, ya big lug, want to make a little wager regarding the 'illegality' of what the NSA has been doing?

Of course, a lot of these things just fade into the general background of corruption and incompetence, but I really believe that this one may have staying power. How long was it from the Watergate break-in to Nixon's resignation? About two years? So we're talking December, 2007.

Dubya is worst President since Nixon.

What a nasty thing to say about President Nixon.

JohnQP, the feeble attempts to compare Bush to Nixon grow old and make you look like an idiot. Would you like to try to substantiate that at all, or are you already trolling someplace else?

Awww...moonbats are so fucking cute.

Keep dreaming, pal.

Ya big lug.

but I really believe that this one may have staying power

Is this belief based on anything factual you can share with us or is it a product of your life in the fever swamps of BDS? Did you even read the NYT article? I didn't think so...

Two years from last year will be December 2006.

I know what you mean, John.

I just find myself wanting the do-nothing "security" policy of the Clinton's, and the thousands dead that came of it. And he just misused the FBI and IRS to hound his personal enemies and cover up his bribe taking from enemies domestic AND foreign, none of this "national security" nonsense W hides behind.

Or perhaps the stern and fearsome authority of Carter. A yearlong countdown of American impotence, a tanking economy which we just would have to learn to live with, and none of that "support the troops" nonsense. They were lucky to get a paycheck!

Good thing we were limited from Nixon on, I'd hate to see how W's detention policies, racial tolerance, or treatment of critics stack up against Wilson or FDR.

Yepsiree, this time Bush is gonna resign for sure! Yup. And then John Kerry can take his rightful place as...

What? Cheney? Really? That's cool, there's still Fitzgerald, and...

Oh. Hastert? You're kidding, right?

And after Hastert, that paragon of pork, Ted Stevens. Not one capable, honest successor for a corrupt and incompetent President in the entire cabinet, either. Good job, guys!

I know, we'll blame it on Clinton. Those eight years of peace and prosperity were hell compared to this.

Sure you don't mean Carter?

For fuck's sake, JohnQP...you've really got the talking points down, don't you?

So, did you get them via email, or are they just tattooed on Howard Dean's cock?

Howard,

Kennedy onward. Note who the top two are...

"JohnQP"

I know John Q. I live with John Q. I hang out and drink with John Q. John Q. is more interested in getting that sweet JFK kinda Ass, but will settle for that pathetic, but easily manipulated Clinton kinda ass. John Q. are my friends, John Q. are my co-workers, and John Q. just thankful that they don't have to make the choices our military do, John Q. is just happy they don't have to worry about getting a job, because they already have one. John Q. Isn't worried about impeaching the President because John Q. has a pretty decent life in their new house, or in their condo that is appreciating in value every year. John Q. is worried about how to handle their 401K because John Q. actually has one despite the lies of people who think they represent John Q.

I was born John Q. John Q. Taught me how to be a good person. John Q. educated me in Highschool. John Q. wasn't there when I went to college. John Q. showed up again when I was in Boot. John Q. awarded me a N.A.M. John Q. Gave me a job, and then worked with me. John Q. was, is and will be my friend for the rest of my life.

You, JohnQP. . . . . . .You are no John Q.

Corruption = Clinton
Incompetence = Carter
Corruption + Incompetence = Kerry

Any questions?

Don't forget: that part about our soldiers terrrorizing Iraqi women and children...well, umm...that was a joke too.

You know when I said he has 'Nam flashbacks in the middle of the night? Well, that wasn't a joke.

He mumbles something about Jenghis KHAAAN!--then he he wets the bed.

Hmm... "Those eight years of peace and prosperity..." You mean the eight years that included the USS Cole, the first WTC attack, and the dot-com bubble? Those eight years?

A quick thing about Nixon? He was LESS dirty than Johnson, Johnson was a dirty bastard, so was kennedy, people don't bother to do honest research on the Kennedy/Daley Connection in Illinois, but anyways, Nixon was destroyed DAILY! for doing what everyone else did, and then, stuff started to leak out of the FBI about HOOVERS dirty dealings concerning MLK, and the sainted adulterer JFK (who really could have been a great pres.) and the sainted adulterer Bobby K. but for some reason HOOVERS abuse of power all landed on Nixon.

That is the method of the petty opposition. I won't say "left" or "right", at this time, it is the left doing it, and all through the 20th century it was the left, but when a party replaces opinion, passion and respect for pettiness. They accuse the individual (in the case of Nixon) of doing everything that they have done, or they accuse the whole PARTY (as is happening now) of doing all of the things they themselves are doing.

Ace has touched on it. Wilson? A lefty got pissed, Lets have an investigation!!!

the Nation gets pissed about all of the things MORE significant than Ms. Wilson (CIA Fleet, Rendition, secret prisons, allied cooperation, specific tactics, specific technological capabilities and actions of surveilance) and nothing happens.

The nation is SUFFERING every day, because either the Republicans are unwilling to look "petty" or because they are being DICKS! and sacrificing accountability in the short term, allowing the Dem's dig a HUGE treasonous hole.

ARGH! there are so many turns I am just plain fucking furious, Read AJ Strata. He's a zealotte, I'm just a guy interested in politics.

ROAR!

zetetic,

How many people died in the first WTC and the USS Cole attacks? How many people lost their jobs from the tech bubble? How big was our national surplus under Clinton?

How many more people died in the 9/11 attacks? How many more people were killed in Afghanistan and Iraq? How many more people lost their non-tech jobs under Bush? How big is our national debt now? And how much of it is held by China and Japan?

Wickedpinto,

Off your meds again, buddy?

How many people died in the first WTC and the USS Cole attacks?
Well if Clinton hadn't given us the appearance of the "weak horse" or paper tiger by actually showing some muscle after these attacks or Somalia, we'd be up 3000 citizens. Or Perhaps he could have accepted OBL when Sudan offered him to the US.
Maybe if Sudan had shoved a fat wad of Chinese cash into OBL's turban, then Sad King Billy would have actually had him extradited

How many people lost their jobs from the tech bubble?
Don't know and don't care to google it. You are aware that "George Bush's" "recession" IS from the tech bubble bursting right? That this "recession" began under Clinton (when the bubble burst) and carried on throughout the 2000 election and into W's first term.

How big was our national surplus under Clinton?
We never had a surplus under Clinton, we had a projected surplus. If the economy would have kept chugging along at status quo (i.e. no recesion) with no new spending (No child/prescription drugs for votes) we would have had a surplus in what, 2010?

And the two greatest President's since JFK? Reagan and a very distant W. Ones who actually stood up to the problems confronting the nation and fought them, rather than running and hiding.

You forgot the whole "worst economy since Herbert Hoover" talking point there, John Q. Don't let it happen again.

John Q. Do you realize that you asked questions?

But.

You have no answers?

How many people died in the first WTC and the USS Cole attacks?

Ah, so they have to kill thousands of our citizens before we are allowed to respond? You forgot the hundreds who died in the simultaneous African embassy bombing and those killed during the Khobar Tower attacks.

But what the hell, we have you claiming that they really didn't count, right?

Democrat - the Religion of Appease.

How many more people lost their non-tech jobs under Bush?

I'm sure you missed it, because the Dems Talking Points wouldn't have included this, but there has been a net GAIN in jobs since even before last November's election. I'm sure you'll deny it, but that just make my enjoyment of your meal of crow that much sweeter.

How big is our national debt now?

Funny, but even during a war, and after serious tax cuts, Federal revenue is UP, and even the trade deficit is narrowing. Guess that's all Kerry's doing, right?

HowardDevore asked about great presidents.

In the 20th century, the 3 greatest presidents were Teddy, Ike, and reagan.

Kennedy COULD have been but didn't get the chance.

Kennedy was the last strong demo presence, everyone since (both) were just schills looking for an office.

and tax revenue isn't just up, it's up by something like 4% That is a HUGE increase. In fact, the first year of tax cuts, after the recession changed the projected income from a a near double digit reduction in growth, to an in fact 1% growth, . . . . . I think. The manipulations of reductions and growths in terms of relative percentiles is confusing, and I think that is best left to the good and solid geeks, I'm only a deferential geek. I can give you the various bonus' from an 18 con, or INT , but don't like the big number comparissons.

KnowwhatImean?

BTW ACE?! If guys like us keep this up, can you PLEASE stop bitching about atrios's comments on his open threads?

Drumwaster,
John Q. wasn't claiming that those deaths didn't count, per se. He was just saying that, you know, Bill Clinton somehow prevented more people from dying in all of those other attacks.

It was probably the Midnight Basketball. Yeah, that's the ticket.

OH! So Clinton was a great president cuz the enemies of America were incompetant?

Hell, I'm willing to call Clinton a great president just because all of the other Democrats are so fucking incompetant. Let's grade on a curve, here. There's a reason Hillary is the only threat in 2008, and it's not because she's an especially good candidate.

She just isn't quite as fucking insane.

You forgot the whole "worst economy since Herbert Hoover" talking point there, John Q. Don't let it happen again.
Posted by Sean M. at December 16, 2005 11:34 PM

Don't you judge me!

I think everybody's just ignoring the obvious: impeachment don't mean crap.

look how it's hurt Clinton's career.

"How many people died in the first WTC and the USS Cole attacks?"

This is an extremely strange question, the implications of which I do not understand. Less people died in the first WTC and USS Cole attacks than on 9/11, so that proves Clinton did what, exactly, better than W?

Or did Clinton give them a test bed of western terrorism?

So, did you get them via email, or are they just tattooed on Howard Dean's cock?

Hehe... wait, damn you! Now I have an image of Howard Dean's cock seared--seared--in my memory.

So, did you get them via email, or are they just tattooed on Howard Dean's cock?

Hehe... wait, damn you! Now I have an image of Howard Dean's cock seared--seared--in my memory.

Check out a funny site dedicated to the absurdity and satire nature of saying "It's All George Bush's Fault!"

http://www.itsallgeorgebushsfault.com

Regards,
Notta Libb

Kerry '08:
Because surrender sounds so much cooler in French.

I am always amused when dimocrats claim credit for Clinton. It was not until the Republicans took over the House of Representatives in 1994 that the economy really started taking off. Nafta and Welfare reofrm were Republican initiatives. The only thing Clinton initiated was Hillary's effort to nationalize the health care system and that failed. Clinton was a do nothing President who spent all his time talking and boinking his subordinates. The improving deficits were because the Republicans controlled the House of Representatives.Clinton was one of the most useless Presidents ever. Bush, on the other hand, has kept us from being attacked again for over 4 years. He has been absolutely brilliant economically. He is the only President to avoid a depression after a stock market crash. The Great Depression was caused by a stock market crash and (1) tight money, (2)an international trade war and (3)a 68% tax increase (designed by Hoover to ballance the budget) The great depression lasted from 1930-1942. Because of Bush's timely tax cuts and the rsulting deficits, the U.S. has enjoyed a record number of quarters of 3% GDP growth rather than a depression. Japan has been in a depression since 1988. Their stock market has gone form 38,800 in 1998 to 14,000+ in 2005. The U.S. is in an economic boom right now and the unemployment of 5%. Germany over the Bush years has grown less than 1% per year and has a 12%!!!!!! unemployment rate. France is doing little better, their growth rate is a little over 1% and they have an 11% unemployment rate ( you may have noticed some of the resulting riots based on bad French economics).Bush has averaged about 3% gdp per year. Bush is certainly no conservative, but he is a great President. President Washington, FDR(because of lend lease and his WW11 preparations), Reagan (ending inflation and winning the cold war through an arms race and confrontation) and maybe lincoln(I reserve judgment because after all, the guy did wear a beard) are in Bush's class, but no others. Watch what happens as history is written. He will outclass everyone else. Too bad he's not conservative. The best thing for johnQP is that since he is anonymous, he can later deny knowing anything about that dumbo who trashed Bush and can claim that he was a Bush supporter all the time.

sorry. my bad. the Japanese stock market of 38,800was 1988 not 1998.

Where bin Laden is beloved, anti-US calls mount

By Marion Lloyd, Boston Globe - July 25, *1999*

MARDAN, Pakistan - The 6-year-old boy watched intently as his father dusted off his favorite possession, a leather-bound scrapbook of Osama bin Laden, pausing at a photo of the Saudi dissident with a semiautomatic rifle tucked in the folds of his trademark white robe.

''Osama!'' his son squealed excitedly. ''That's me!''

The boy, whose name was changed to Osama last year, is one of hundreds of Pakistani children named for bin Laden since Aug. 20, 1998 - the day the United States launched missile strikes against alleged terrorist camps run by the Saudi millionaire in eastern Afghanistan.

The attack sparked outrage throughout the Muslim world. But the response was particularly heated in Pakistan, which sends thousands of Islamic guerrillas to similar training camps in Afghanistan.

''I love his bravery and gallantry,'' the boy's father, Niaz Ali Salar, said of bin Laden. ''He boosted the morale of Muslims throughout the world.'' The local leader of the radical Barelvi sect of Muslims, Salar said he hoped his son would ''live up to his name'' and lead the war against ''the enemies of Islam.''

In Mardan, a crumbling tobacco center 75 miles east of the Afghan border, Islamic priests deliver diatribes against ''evil America'' during Friday afternoon prayers. They urge followers to join the jihad, or Islamic holy war, against Western infidels.

The calls have become more heated in recent weeks, with rumors that the United States may be planning new missile strikes against bin Laden to coincide with the anniversary of last year's attack. Those fears were bolstered by a recently revised US travel warning for Afghanistan, which says the US government ''reserves the right to retaliate against the facilities of those who harbor terrorists, as well as the terrorists themselves.''

... On Thursday, hundreds of militants belonging to the Islamic fundamentalist Jamiat-i-Islami party demonstrated in the southern port city of Karachi, warning Washington not to incur the ''wrath of Islamic forces.''

Hundreds of villagers living outside Jalalabad, the Afghan city near where bin Laden is believed to have set up a new base, fled the area last week fearing a US attack.

Meanwhile, reports of terrorist threats against Americans are cropping up in places as far afield as Africa and Washington.

...In Pakistan, few buy Washington's vilification of bin Laden, whom it accuses of masterminding the Aug. 7, 1998, bombings of two US embassies in east Africa and several other terrorist attacks.

''He's a man on the run, whose only friends are the Taliban. How can he be a threat to the world's most powerful nation?'' said Sahib Zada Khalid Jan Binuri, head of Pakistan's most influential Islamic seminary. ''It's all spin control. If America tells me, `You are a terrorist,' what can I say?''

There are other signs, though, that his network is growing stronger...

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www.indianembassy.org/policy/Terrorism/news_us/laden_anti_US_july_25_99.htm

Kerry should be tried for treason. Twice in his lifetime he has given support to the enemy of the US with lies and political machinations. Scum of the earth.