Awww. Geeze, even I find that poignant and heartwarming.

Fag.

I thought you had turned over a new leaf, Ace? Where's the monkey sex?

Really, Ace. Touchy-feely sentiments from you? Well, my jaw just hit the dirt, and my teeth scattered across the floor. I'm sending you the bill for my new "store bought" teeth.

mheh.

But I still adore you....sigh

Well, this news sucks. John Spencer, who played Leo on "The West Wing" has died. He was only 58.

I'm calling bullshit on this story right now. Urban legend.

Humbug!

This dude's chick left him cause he writes stuff like "for now my love is gone."

"For now my love is gone"? Undoubtedly she preferred being with a man.

By the way, mock Brokeback for the hot man on man action, but what other film is going to show you Anne Hathaway's boobs this season?!?!

Re: John Spencer:

I'm sorry the guy died being only 58, but I've never watched the West Wing. But, your link led me to other interesting links such as the Honecker Shower Gel and this item:

Last Thursday, Andi the German shepherd was informed that he's being sued, sort of. With a paw print, the dog "signed" the paper indicating he had been formally served with the complaint.

Green said he wants prosecutors to look into the dog's actions. "I want him charged with several different felony counts," he said.

Anne Hathaway's boobs

Holy Jesus. Are we talkin' just a glimpse here or full-on boobie action? 'Cause if we're talking full-on boobie action, you may have just turned me around on this whole Brokeback Mountain thing. Maybe I should broaden my mind and give it a chance. I can close my eyes during the man-on-man rumpy-pumpy part, or go get some Junior Mints.

You guys are talking about going to see a movie about gay cowboys just to see a few seconds of naked Anne Hathaway?

You guys are talking about going to see a movie about gay cowboys just to see a few seconds of naked Anne Hathaway?

You damn skippy, homeboy.

Of course, a rip is sure to show up on the Intarweb soon, so I can just download the inevitable screencap of the boob part without having to live through the gay cowboy part.

I saw more an "Idle Hands" sort of movie where the unknown ring-giver was a mass murderer who only gave the ring as a pretext to follow, watch, invade the home of the happy couple and ax murder them.

Only he gets caught that same day and sent to the chair.

But his spirit lives on in the ring he had used to lure his victims to their ulitmate demise. So the lovely woman unknowingly becomes a tool for the now-deceased mass murderer.

Does that make me a bad person for thinking of it?

Of course, a rip is sure to show up on the Intarweb soon, so I can just download the inevitable screencap of the boob part without having to live through the gay cowboy part.

Whew. I knew there was some sanity left here.

Anne Hathaway... don't mention it guys!

Madfish Willie:

So there I was sitting there minding my own business and you post this link and I click on it and then HUH HUH HUH HUHHHHH and now just look at this mess.

Monty--

I love Anne Hathaway. I love her *clothed* breasts.

But then I saw an INTERNET rip of her nude scene in the straight-to-video flick Havoc, and was *slightly* disappointed. They're not as big as her love of push-up bras and corsets would make you believe.

Still would do her, though.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

(And yes, before compos or Michael or somebody busts on me again, I totally ripped that bit off from Cryptonomicon. Fair use, funny bit, and all that.)

Still would do her, though

We have reason to believe you'd f*ck a snake if somebody would hold its head.

:)

We have reason to believe you'd f*ck a snake if somebody would hold its head.

Are we talking a dead snake, or a live one? Because if we're talking a live one, yeah. . . like a Viking.

lol! You need to get back to the midwest. Quick.

Thank goodness you guys are back to talking hetero again!

Somebody should post another boobie shot to keep this reassuring trend going.

Glad to have you back.

I mean, it was disconcerting to read so many deep thoughts about gay stuff.

Get back to being the male chauvinist pigs I know and love!

The funny thing is that giving the ring to a complete stranger will, in the long run, probably be cheaper than giving it to the chick.

Dude. What a week. Man, have I been on a bender. I can't remember anything. This hangover is killing me.

Say, has anybody seen my wedding ring?

OK, Ace, I'm sorry.

In my email to you, I proposed this link as a way to cool the hot-gay-monkey-sex theme this blog has been headed towards. A way to show the more sensitive and romantic side of Ace.

All we've done is added Anne Hathaway to the mix.

Sorry.

You guys should enter the Mr. Hetero contest to prove you're straight. I'm just reading a lot of "protests too much".

I thought you had turned over a new leaf, Ace? Where's the monkey sex?

Well, the guy did have a lotta back hair.

Err... So I'm told.
Hmm. Well, never mind.

I mean, it was disconcerting to read so many deep thoughts about gay stuff.

All we need is for Bush to nominate a gay version of Harriet Miers and this site is doomed.

Are we talking a dead snake, or a live one? Because if we're talking a live one, yeah. . . like a Viking.

which is odd, since I have it on good authority from the F.R. Whore Adults Only Cruise Line that Vikings don't have sex like snakes at all.

I'm not really sure what she meant by that, although it could be something about her ex and the team's recent good fortune (they could win the NFC North!)

He breaks into acar to leave a ring was he too shy to present it in person?