Wouldn't it be more fair to at least try it once for the sake of investigative reporting?

It's grunting, sweating, and male nudity. It's like a cardiovascular version of Oz.

I distinctly remember now you complaining that yours were “feisty.” Maybe, a somapsychic tune-up would do them some good?

No forced tattoos on your butt, I hope.

What happened to the Ace of Spades website. Who are these people ..... and what have you done with Ace?

Balls, balls, everywhere balls. Aaaaaaaaaahhh. Sack this, testicle that. Scrot, scrot, scrot.

Is there a prize? O.K. penis, penis, penis. Olberman, penis.

So, once again.
How do you feel about balls?

Yeah, you're right.

The place has changed a lot since Ace's first post.

Not a fan.

Masochists!

Yeah, but are they schweaty balls?

lauraw, thanks for that link. That is pure genius!
Damn, Ace, that is some fine shit.

Sweaty dick and balls.
And hairy sweaty male ass-crack.
Jeebus H...
I think PLnVa should be here any second screaming about faggoty fag republicans...
And he may have a point this time...
You know the 'chicks' in that class are going to be into Betsy...except they're going to have more hair under their arms and on their backs than Pat O'Brien...

Yoga is bad ebough with the clothes on and sweaty old dudes around you getting into very uncomfortable positions.
I actually been invited to go to one of these "classes" however i politely declined, something about hairy BALLS just tends to discourage me.

I don't care who you are, this is a beautiful guitar body.

And I want one more than I should.

God, I hate tie-dye!
Sorry, Dave.

So, what happens if a guy gets an erection? Does he get expelled from the class? Or, does everybody pretend it isn't there?

The gals will ignore it.
It ain't a strap-on.
The 'boys' however...

yeah harrison, but can you imagine wrapping up that spruce body and runnin it through the washer three times?

that takes a man.. with a firm grip with his Jack Johnson and Tom O' Leary, I'm sayin

Remember too that this is San Francisco, home of inflatable-scrotum man.

"but can you imagine wrapping up that spruce body and runnin it through the washer three times?"

Dave, I think Maytag builds a model just for that.
Not sayin' I don't appreciate the craftsmanship, but the first urge I had was to make it take a shower and demand it get out and get a job.

Ace: buddy, I couldn't agree more. YEEEECH. P.S. what was that address and when are the meeting times?

Ace, did you manage to catch the photo in the link?

Master a position like that, and you could suck your own cock! Finally, you'd need never spend your hard-earned PayPal cash on shemale hooker ever again!

Go west, young man. . . and learn self-sucking yoga.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

One of the funniest SNL sketches of the past ten years involved Will Ferrell as a yoga-student who finally achieved his goal of doing just that.

I busted a gut when he bent over and pulled his sweatpants over his head and started moaning.

More from hanoi on the bay when will they have a nice big earthquake? and shake them up a lot?

Yoga tie yourself up in knots for no special reason and you ended up like a politician or journalists with your foot in your mouth