Will they fly a plane into our house?

Oh, they'll try. But it's going to be hard for them to do that. Especially with no f*cking heads.

It looks legit. If it were a joke, it would be more over-the-top.

It reminds me of another liberal-weenie-oriented kids' book, Little Democrats.

That picture is awesome.

It is quite an accurate representation of the threat islam poses for civilization today. If they could, they would fly planes into all of our houses until we submitted to them.

There you go, slandering cats again, Ace. Don't you know that you could cover your naked body with Strawberry Philadelphia(tm) Cream Cheese, put on bunny ears left over from your last session of "Hide the Colored Easter Eggs" with your girlfriend, and hop around singing the chorus to "My Sharona," and a cat would be nonplussed?

Spoof of this whole thing I found funny;

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=3415

Doesn't really contribute anything, but worth a laff or two.

How can the picture be anymore over the top? For accuracy's sake, though, there shd be little turds dropping out of the dog's butt.

FYI

Nonplussed means confused and bewildered. I suspect most animals would be nonplussed by a man covered in cream cheese...

Geeze, how embarassing.

I think I just meant "nonchalant."

Wait-- there are snakes? On a plane?!?

Where is Sam Jackson when we need him the most?

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Actually, "nonplussed" is more like "bemusedly perplexed."

In a detached, cool, hep-cat kind of way.

The cat is probably a Mossad agent, knew the plane was coming, and left early.

Oh, god, that's so horrible. The dog, he's standing upright on his hind legs--that's so...anthropocentric! And mom is wearing a red cocktail dress. At home. In the middle of the day. Brrrr.

Ok, here are the words that make the least sense to me.
1. Nonplussed, it really should mean nonchalant
2. Bemused - this word ought to be interchangeable with amused, and
3. Restive - cannot possibly mean what it does.

"Will they fly a plane into our house?"

No, Sweetheart. Not as long as Daddy and that box of Stinger missles in the basement has anything to say about it.

We live not all that far from the Flight 93 crash site. In the afternoon of 9/11, my year-old son said, "Mommy, I'm scared." I felt an surge of consuming hatred for the Muslims at that moment and answered, "We're Americans. We don't get scared; se get even."

I've got to say that cover picture doesn't seem very reassuring to me.

Er, you've missed the pivotal part. Look at the dad. Look at him close.

Jihadi. He's celebrating.

"ULULULULULULULULULULULU!"

Remember, it takes a village idiot.

The book for children (male children ...) is the one that the Taliban and Al Quaeda put together after October of 2001:

"Will they drop a daisy cutter into your cave?: How to talk to children about the wages of terrorism"

"Will mud walls stop spent uranium?: How to talk to children about the wages of terrorism"

"Where did uncle jam'aal go 3 weeks ago?: How to talk to children about the wages of terrorism"

Or what about the books after January 2004?

"Why are girls going to school, now? How to talk to children about the American presence in Afghanistan"

"Why is daddy in hiding? How to talk to children about the American presence in Afghanistan"

"Why are there no more foreigner, muslim brothers showing up in Afghanistan for 6 month vacations? How to talk to children about the American presence in Afghanistan"

"What's with the woman and the purple finger? How to talk to children about the American presence in Afghanistan"

Not sure why you need to linked to the cached version as the non-cached version is right here:

http://www.guidancechannel.com/talkingterrorism.pdf

Excellent answer, goddesoftheclassroom. Quite true, too.

What floored me about 9/11 was one of the many ways people responded: they spent more time with family. It seemed that a reaction to the event (and to the shock and rage it produced) was for families to huddle closer. At least, that's my impression, which could be wrong. Shows one reason why families are important: they're a major source of emotional comfort and support in times of chaos and worry.

More time with the family?
Yes, 'my brothers in arms' Mr .357 S&W revolver, Mr .357 Marlin lever action, Mr Browning A5 12 gauge...

Two more entries for the Democrat Squirrels, if someone wants to do a photoshop:

4) Democrats take money meant for the children and spend it on things good for themselves, just like Mommy does with the child support payments.

5) Democrats will get into bed with anyone who gives them enough money, just like Mommy does.

...and what is the deal with the shiftless guy in a trenchcoat that seems to be following their family around? Is he the Democrat?

I'm sorry, after seeing that squirrel book, I can't think of any good way to satarize it.

I mean, really, is there anything more true and more telling than "The Democrats want to take care of you just like your mommy does" ?

Hey Ace, WTF does "parodize"mean.
I think you meant "parodies," which means, in this sense, tr.v. par·o·dies - To make a parody of.

The beauty of "Little Democrats" is that it is its own satire. Therefore, it must be a metasatire.