Aw, come on! I spend enough time reading this site already without it popping up as a useless result on every other Google search.

why did it have to be cinderella? i'm currently a step sister in a community theater production of rogers and hammerstein's version. we apparently missed a lot of stuff that could liven it up a bit.

I'm guessing that all of the extra traffic you get as a result of this will be the really high-quality type which makes your ad revenues soar.

When you hit the big time, don't forget your roots, man.

Ace,

Of course you realize that now you're going to have to tell us how much traffic this drives to the site. Manipulating Google: An Exercise in Sadistic Semiotics -- it's a graduate thesis right there, Ace! Your Ph.D. is just around the corner!

I ain't an English teacher or nothin' but I get this gut feeling that there's some problems with phrases not flowing together smoothly and shit. Can't put my finger on it, but it seems like maybe a rewrite would make it flow a little straighter or something.

See, Josie and the Pussycats *is* underrated.

Ace, is it just me, or is this posting missing Vicodin and Viagra?

Also, I dunno if it happens to mu.nu, but for me, ever time I post on those subjects, inevitably those postings draw the most comment spam. So, with this posting of yours, you may have just doomed yourself.

DOOMED, I tell you!

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

I sense a contest here.

I think I'll cut and paste Ace's piece, but with different google search phrases and see which one gets the most random hits.

Yes..I am bored today...

If only you had included Erotic Thanksgiving Stories Involving Turkey Necks and Special Giblet Gravy Naughty Mrs. Claus Reindeer Gangbang & Elf Bukake. Gotta stay seasonal too man!

Damn you are funny! Good on ya! (as they say somewhere where Sarah Silverman can watch her career go down the toilet in a counter clockwise direction.)

William Shatner Getting a Handjob From George Takei

Damn you for making me get little droplets of spittle on my monitor.

"Tom Sizemore Sex Tapes"

yes, I believe that was the particular point where mad giggling kicked in.

Is the site meter smoking yet?

Google report:

Tara Reid Nipple Slip is 'way, 'way down there somewhere, but Bob Dole's Cock is NUMBER ONE!

Ask Jeeves: Seriously, What's the Skinny on that Richard Gere/Gerbil Story?

LOL!!! I was wondering that very thing only last week.

GREAT stuff!

Ace: Buddy you've done it this time. Hollywood will surely buy this screenplay idea. Gee it has so many cultural nuances, maybe it will win an oscar nomination. Thank goodness you didn't stick with that old "G" rated version, but came up with a gritty true to life version that reflects today's liberal "it takes a village" family values. You're bound to make a fortune off this.

College Schoolgirls Sharing Sexy Secrets About Their Dirty Stinky Feet

Eliza Doolittle, ha?
Pygmalion vs Shaw Bernard "Pygmalion"