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November 28, 2005
Poll: President's Authority and Influence Plunges To Historic LowsFortunately, the poll concerns M. Chirac of France. The French people long for can-do confidence... such as will be on display in the new French version of Starsky and Hutch, to be called "Duval et Madani," featuring more "sensitive," less "macho" heroes. The show is expected to be a hit among the key French demographic of 18-54 year old Total Fucking Pussies. Did I tell you they were almost exactly 30 years behind us in virtually all endeavors or what? The thirty-year rule is sometimes painfully accurate. Thanks to Utron for that last bit. posted by Ace at 01:13 PM
CommentsAww...crap. Shrinkage! SHRINKAGE!!!! Posted by: Tubino's Cock on November 28, 2005 01:33 PM
"French television is under fire for what critics say is a failure to maintain highbrow cultural traditions. But despite a continued belief in French cultural superiority in some quarters, viewers remain deeply attached to American shows: Dallas, Dynasty, Love Boat, Columbo and Charlie’s Angels are regularly repeated, while French series from the 1970s and 1980s have disappeared." You want to know why they are 30 years behind us, here is one big clue. They watch American TV shows from 30 years ago. Posted by: on November 28, 2005 01:42 PM
France is behind the US because the US went through a real civil rights movement, and does not exclude immigrants through cultural reactionary policies. However, there is a sizeable political force in the US that wants to roll the US back to a culturally reactionary policy -- which would in turn put the US back 30 years. Thank a liberal today. Posted by: tubino on November 28, 2005 01:48 PM
Why would I want to thank a liberal for wanting to turn the country back 30 years? Posted by: Eric on November 28, 2005 01:56 PM
Why would I want to thank a liberal for wanting to turn the country back 30 years? Yes...feed me... FEED ME! Posted by: Tubino's Cock on November 28, 2005 02:02 PM
However, there is a sizeable political force in the US that wants to roll the US back to a culturally reactionary policy That's quite a mischaracterization of their intent. Perhaps more detail would allow you to clearly see the difference between the so-called 'roll-back' faction and the French social strata. Posted by: geoff on November 28, 2005 02:17 PM
Tubino's cock, I got something you can put in your mouth right here! Posted by: Bob Dole's Cock on November 28, 2005 03:43 PM
Perhaps more detail would allow you to clearly see the difference between the so-called 'roll-back' faction and the French social strata. You got? French right wants to scapegoat immigrants, talks about protecting "our" culture, makes much fuss about language. US right? Not so different. Posted by: tubino on November 28, 2005 04:05 PM
When was the last time anyone on the national stage mentioned a language requirement? And only in the fevered mind of a moonbat does wanting have a rational and protective border and immigration policy equate to scapegoating immigrants. I have come to the conclusion that anyone who wants to keep the status quo in regards to the border issue is a de facto supporter of terrorists. Posted by: abysmal on November 28, 2005 04:37 PM
When people talk about protecting their culture, this is not always Nazi-talk. Much of the stuff the French want to protect is what you might call classical liberalism. The right of women to you know, walk and talk in public without being raped and beaten to death is one thing that comes to mind. The western traditions of open and questioning discussion of sensitive topics without fear of murder, secular government, democracy, etc. In European governments where muslims get a representative foothold, they start trying to institute what most liberals would call regressive policies, such as the death penalty and stiffer punishments for petty crimes. Western culture has as much a right to exist and defend itself as any other. The nice thing about the US is that our lifestyle is so vibrant and appealing, our people so welcoming of others, and our need for workers so great, that the overwhelming majority of immigrants assimilate. European xenophobia is certainly real, but some of their problems with immigrants are pragmatic. Stunted socialist economies cannot assimilate them and thus the open, western societies are in danger. Posted by: lauraw on November 28, 2005 05:53 PM
French right wants to scapegoat immigrants, talks about protecting "our" culture, makes much fuss about language. Actually, that's more the French left. And the French "center". Hmm, and also what passes for the French right. Of course, the Frogs don't actually have anything approximating a mainstream conservative movement of party. They have the Gaullists like Chiraq, who seem to be exactly like the socialists (except that Mitterand was a better friend to America) - but in economic and cultural-snob terms exactly the same. And then they have the rascist Le Pen - who is like David Duke, except he gets 20% of the National Vote (how frinckin enlightened) - and even then, he doesn't have much of a free market agenda. Conservatives in America don't want to roll back the clock further than 1988. Posted by: holdfast on November 28, 2005 05:56 PM
Let's see, the "crazies" on the right want to get rid of the illegals by sending them back home. Nope, no mention of killing them, imprisoning them, even beating them up. Just sending them back so they can try to get here through legal means, like the ones we accept and mostly admire. The "enlightened" left, however, doesn't want to do anything about the illegals who, by simple definition, are lawbreakers. Ooops! That's a nasty word. So the lefties want all these lawbreakers running around taking work from all the legals (both alien and citizen) so they can feel morally superior to us great unwashed. Never mind the rapes, murders, robberies, drug trafficking, etc., because that's not what this is all about. It's only about respecting people no matter what. Well, tell that to the mother of the dead coed, or the wife of the man gunned down Saturday. By illegals. Nazis were socialists. It's about time the Left started accepting that title, instead of spinning it onto the one's who wish to keep our country from falling into their perfect vision of socialism. Tubby, when you can get past your perfect vision of how everyone else should live, try some reality. The French suck, the Left sucks, and some of us want to live in freedom. Especially from bootjacks like you who want to control our every thought and action. That's real Naziism. Posted by: Carlos on November 28, 2005 10:32 PM
France is behind the US because the US went through a real civil rights movement... Thank a liberal today. Okay... Thank you, Republican Party - without whom there would have been no civil rights movement thirty years ago. Posted by: The Black Republican on November 29, 2005 10:12 AM
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Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
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