Doctors said women who used the drug PT-141 in test studies felt a tingling or throbbing followed by a strong desire to have sex immediately after spraying their noses.

The secret ingredient? Molecularized Bloomingdales Gift Cards.

Its 'New Shoe Smell,' trust me.

The shape of the nasal spray is...suggestive. Now that I think about it, I don't think I'll be able to look at a nasal spray the same way ever again.

"You just might end up with a whole different version of post-nasal drip."

Tell the truth, Ace. Did you have to work hard to produce this gag, or did it just come to you?

Great news. Now when I go trolling the bars I just have to look for women with a runny nose and padow!

This beats the hell out of smacking them over the head and dragging them back to my cave.

He gave me a ruffie! He flew me to Paris for God's sake! On Barbra Streisand's airplane!

fasterplease:

Sandy Burger actually posted links to this story on Ace's November 18 Open Thread. After a few commenters responded, compos mentis posted the following gem:

I don't think there are ALL that many people here who enjoy nasal sex.....

Talk about yer post nasal drip! : P

Posted by: compos mentis on November 18, 2005 04:57 PM

In other words, that joke appears to be inevitable given the subject matter -- at least with this crowd.

Cliff Claven fact - the drug is an isolated derivative of a substance initially titled "Melanotan," a synthetic version of Melanocyte-Stimulating Hormone, aka the stuff that instructs your body to tan. A relative of the drug is being developed in Australia as a sunless, natural tanner.

Side effect of this new spanish fly? Powerful appetite supressant.

I'm invested. (ticker: PTN)

I didn't know diamonds had a smell.

Oh, Sue, did you sit through all five days of Spike TV's annual James Bond Marathon, too? It's hard for me to listen to "diamonds are forever..." without substituting the lyric "women are just hookers..."

So the vibrating underwear never caught on?

A relative of the drug is being developed in Australia as a sunless, natural tanner.

This means all the men are going to be looking for women with well-tanned nostrils.

I dunno cadets, I see this instant gratification as a net negative in the long run. In no time at all our DNA will clip the "surefire opening line" genome that we guys keep heated up so we can dream up comments like, "Do you f**k on first dates" and "You already have one a**hole in your panties, would you like two?"

These are skills we need to hoard in case the FDA jerks the nasal semen thingy for causing dain bramage.........

Long run shlong run. The clock is ticking. If I start worrying about that crap I might as well start worrying about the ozone layer or leaving debt for the next generation.

Give me nasal spray and give it to me NOW!

"You just might end up with a whole different version of post-nasal drip."

I think that's called a "Bearded Dragon."

I'm guessing that Hai Karate was not one of the secret ingredients.

Why doesn't VonKreedon post here anymore? All we've got in terms of real liberals are drive-by trolls like tubino.

Drive by? Tubino?
The asshole practically lives here.
I think of him as an embedded Kos kid.

And I think of him as a real loser.

In case you were wondering.