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November 28, 2005

John Simpson - BBC Degenerate

Here is the latest missive from BBC dickhead John Simpson.
Ever on the lookout for a way to bash America, he has come up with a real doozy this time!

Faced with the horror of seeing Saddam on trial rather than George Bush, he does his best at spinning the BS.
How about this for pulling some inuendo out of thin air?

He will presumably defend himself by pointing out that the Americans and British, who later overthrew him, were only too happy that he invaded the newly established Islamic Republic of Iran, following the overthrow of the Shah - Britain's and America's ally.

Maybe Britain and America dropped a hint that they wanted him to invade? If so, we will certainly hear about it in court during the weeks ahead.

Brilliant! The world's biggest pacifist putz Jimmy Carter gave good old boy Saddam the wink wink nudge nudge for invading Iran! Maybe he just forgot his calendar and thought Reagan was already in office.

Then this mental midget goes on to conradict himself, practically in the same breath!

How about this for inconsistency?

The resistance movement has gone from strength to strength ever since the attack on Falluja, and though Tony Blair was wrong to think it might drive the coalition out immediately, the Americans and British have been on the defensive ever since.

Then 2 sentences later...

Six months ago, that road was the most dangerous in the country, with car bombs going off virtually every day.

Now there are scarcely any attacks at all.

The fact that British citizens are forced to pay the salary of this 21st century Lord Haw-Haw is pathetic!


posted by Tanker at 12:35 PM
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Actually, I've heard that Jimmy Carter encouraged Saddam to invade Iran from other sources, notably Christopher Hitchens:

http://www.slate.com/id/2080237

Posted by: S on November 28, 2005 01:14 PM

Sorry Tanker, I think you cherry picked some quotes there. Not quite Dowd-ified, but close. Here are the missing two sentences, plus some after..

"Still, as our helicopter flew over the road from the airport to the centre of town, there was one success the Americans could claim here.

Six months ago, that road was the most dangerous in the country, with car bombs going off virtually every day.

Now there are scarcely any attacks at all. The Americans have brought in Iraqi soldiers, who check every vehicle.

Yet the overall level of violence in Baghdad has scarcely been affected. The bombers have headed elsewhere, to find easier targets.

As we came down over the Green Zone, the loadmaster pointed to the far bank of the Tigris River. "That's bad guy territory," he shouted. True enough, but large parts of Baghdad now qualify for that description."

So he's really not so inconsitent. He was just talking about a single road from the airport to the center of town.

Posted by: steve on November 28, 2005 02:41 PM
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